Nate Miller
@atarifan2600.bsky.social
-Smartass takes with no context
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Twin cities, go outside and book northwest now!
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Twin cities, go outside and book northwest now!
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
@flowstateneworleans.com - @twindependent.bsky.social and I are heading to New Orleans over the holidays. Any suggestions on where to stay?
I’m going to do the quarter touristy shit and grab food from Verti marte, that’s all the thought I’ve put into it so far.
I’m going to do the quarter touristy shit and grab food from Verti marte, that’s all the thought I’ve put into it so far.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@flowstateneworleans.com - @twindependent.bsky.social and I are heading to New Orleans over the holidays. Any suggestions on where to stay?
I’m going to do the quarter touristy shit and grab food from Verti marte, that’s all the thought I’ve put into it so far.
I’m going to do the quarter touristy shit and grab food from Verti marte, that’s all the thought I’ve put into it so far.
Tonight marks the first time I’ve ever bitten into a wafer-less KitKat.
I guess I blame tariffs?
I guess I blame tariffs?
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight marks the first time I’ve ever bitten into a wafer-less KitKat.
I guess I blame tariffs?
I guess I blame tariffs?
My new “Sonic the Hedgehog skankin’ to the beat” t-shirt.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My new “Sonic the Hedgehog skankin’ to the beat” t-shirt.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
Does it count as getting Whammed if the store is playing a cover of Last Christmas?
On November 10th, Edmund Fitzgerald day. Have some respect.
On November 10th, Edmund Fitzgerald day. Have some respect.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Does it count as getting Whammed if the store is playing a cover of Last Christmas?
On November 10th, Edmund Fitzgerald day. Have some respect.
On November 10th, Edmund Fitzgerald day. Have some respect.
Just caught a concert in which Will Forte and Weird Al doing the HOT-TO-GO choreography while singing Pink Pony Club was not the silliest moment of the night.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just caught a concert in which Will Forte and Weird Al doing the HOT-TO-GO choreography while singing Pink Pony Club was not the silliest moment of the night.
This was certainly the way @absinthetics.bsky.social and I ran our sandwich shop.
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This was certainly the way @absinthetics.bsky.social and I ran our sandwich shop.
You can make your own wordles now, and I was not ready for the task
You're invited to play a puzzle created by Atarifan.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You can make your own wordles now, and I was not ready for the task
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Reposted by Nate Miller
THAT'S A WRAP
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
THAT'S A WRAP
I hung out with a pop-punk singer at the triple rock after hours. He punched me twice in the side of the head and he got 86’d.
Realized later that he was coked out of his mind.
I won’t speak any more ill of the dead, but wasn’t surprised by his passing.
(I quit admiring him after this, fwiw)
Realized later that he was coked out of his mind.
I won’t speak any more ill of the dead, but wasn’t surprised by his passing.
(I quit admiring him after this, fwiw)
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hung out with a pop-punk singer at the triple rock after hours. He punched me twice in the side of the head and he got 86’d.
Realized later that he was coked out of his mind.
I won’t speak any more ill of the dead, but wasn’t surprised by his passing.
(I quit admiring him after this, fwiw)
Realized later that he was coked out of his mind.
I won’t speak any more ill of the dead, but wasn’t surprised by his passing.
(I quit admiring him after this, fwiw)
🚨Today’s siren calls for a double dose of laziness.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🚨Today’s siren calls for a double dose of laziness.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
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I think I’m going surprise a few of my fellow sandwich siren enjoyers with a Jackass inspired prank tomorrow.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think I’m going surprise a few of my fellow sandwich siren enjoyers with a Jackass inspired prank tomorrow.
Expected to sign in and find the results of the looms/sounders game, but my whole feed is nothing but dick.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Expected to sign in and find the results of the looms/sounders game, but my whole feed is nothing but dick.
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This is Mamdani's housing cost plan.
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is Mamdani's housing cost plan.
If you’ve never had a few sheets of drywall installed into your house, think about how much dust will be ev-ery-where.
Wrong! Double it, at least.
The smart thing is to contain the workspace with plastic sheeting.
Even so, you’re still wrong! Double it a few more times!
Wrong! Double it, at least.
The smart thing is to contain the workspace with plastic sheeting.
Even so, you’re still wrong! Double it a few more times!
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If you’ve never had a few sheets of drywall installed into your house, think about how much dust will be ev-ery-where.
Wrong! Double it, at least.
The smart thing is to contain the workspace with plastic sheeting.
Even so, you’re still wrong! Double it a few more times!
Wrong! Double it, at least.
The smart thing is to contain the workspace with plastic sheeting.
Even so, you’re still wrong! Double it a few more times!
Some of you are describing and giving accounts of this game, and I doubt any of you have express written consent from Major League Baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Some of you are describing and giving accounts of this game, and I doubt any of you have express written consent from Major League Baseball.
Happy Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
There’s a mini-donut truck at work today, and that’s how easy it is to get me to RTO.
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
There’s a mini-donut truck at work today, and that’s how easy it is to get me to RTO.
My roofer isn’t coming to fix a leak in my roof because the subcontractor is dealing with ICE presence in his neighborhood.
My fancy import car’s been in the shop for 3 weeks because the required part doesn’t exist in the USofA, and there’s no timeline for when one will arrive.
Greatness.
My fancy import car’s been in the shop for 3 weeks because the required part doesn’t exist in the USofA, and there’s no timeline for when one will arrive.
Greatness.
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My roofer isn’t coming to fix a leak in my roof because the subcontractor is dealing with ICE presence in his neighborhood.
My fancy import car’s been in the shop for 3 weeks because the required part doesn’t exist in the USofA, and there’s no timeline for when one will arrive.
Greatness.
My fancy import car’s been in the shop for 3 weeks because the required part doesn’t exist in the USofA, and there’s no timeline for when one will arrive.
Greatness.
Am I more disturbed that I saw a video in which somebody mixed cold brew coffee with Baja blast, or the fact that I have both of these components on hand and will absolutely be trying it?
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Am I more disturbed that I saw a video in which somebody mixed cold brew coffee with Baja blast, or the fact that I have both of these components on hand and will absolutely be trying it?
Highway traffic in the twin cities is stop and go now because there’s people with signs on just about every pedestrian overpass.
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Highway traffic in the twin cities is stop and go now because there’s people with signs on just about every pedestrian overpass.
I wasn’t really expecting the Lego gameboy to be as close to 1:1 as it is.
I’m pretty impressed.
I’m pretty impressed.
October 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I wasn’t really expecting the Lego gameboy to be as close to 1:1 as it is.
I’m pretty impressed.
I’m pretty impressed.