WellActuary
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Sports shouter. Heckler of fascists. Serial shitposter. Scary wife. IVF mom. Actually an actuary ™️
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· Nov 19
🗣️ women's sports do not need masc presenting dude fans to be valid!!! And centering those fans really takes the focus off of who the league is for and who puts in the overwhelming amount of the work to make it the fun, inclusive environment that it's striving to build.
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Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
Lololololol that score in Gainesville is, uh, something
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Lololololol that score in Gainesville is, uh, something
I have gotten doordash notifications asking me if I need my items from Walgreens redelivered EXACTLY every four weeks since this date. I know it's exact because I'm 20 weeks pregnant today 😂
Hotel is very convenient to my office but over a mile from any non gas station retail, so I just had a box of tampons, a bottle of pain reliever, and two Gatorades brought to me by an angel of a doordasher 🫠
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I have gotten doordash notifications asking me if I need my items from Walgreens redelivered EXACTLY every four weeks since this date. I know it's exact because I'm 20 weeks pregnant today 😂
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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The insult of having her, among everyone cast in ‘Home Alone 2, taken from us today … just unconscionable.
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The insult of having her, among everyone cast in ‘Home Alone 2, taken from us today … just unconscionable.
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The Trump 2 regime is basically everything the Pizzagaters and Q-Anoners feared liberals were. Everyone in this regime is an inhumane monster.
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The Trump 2 regime is basically everything the Pizzagaters and Q-Anoners feared liberals were. Everyone in this regime is an inhumane monster.
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I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Just a periodic reminder that your library is an amazing resource that you should use.
Books!
Music!
Video games!
Library of Things!
Museum passes!
Classes and programs!
Awesome people!
We love the library.
Books!
Music!
Video games!
Library of Things!
Museum passes!
Classes and programs!
Awesome people!
We love the library.
January 29, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Just a periodic reminder that your library is an amazing resource that you should use.
Books!
Music!
Video games!
Library of Things!
Museum passes!
Classes and programs!
Awesome people!
We love the library.
Books!
Music!
Video games!
Library of Things!
Museum passes!
Classes and programs!
Awesome people!
We love the library.
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i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
Caroline Chambers gets my family fed like three nights a week, I kinda need her to not suck
The new CBS contributors:
Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
January 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Caroline Chambers gets my family fed like three nights a week, I kinda need her to not suck
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Okay technically no one dies but nobody has ever looked hotter than Christopher Plummer ripping up a nazi flag
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Okay technically no one dies but nobody has ever looked hotter than Christopher Plummer ripping up a nazi flag
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gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
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There are a lot of men out there who do not see any of the logistics happening around them and they're like "wait, where the fuck did these hand warmers come from?"
Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
There are a lot of men out there who do not see any of the logistics happening around them and they're like "wait, where the fuck did these hand warmers come from?"
Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
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anyway, my dudes, you are too old to believe in the logistics fairy
January 26, 2026 at 2:21 AM
anyway, my dudes, you are too old to believe in the logistics fairy
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If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.
Oh wow but I hate where season 1 ends and I really need to leave it here for tonight 😭
Using nap time to start Nobody Wants This (I know, I'm behind) and I think I actually do want it?
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Oh wow but I hate where season 1 ends and I really need to leave it here for tonight 😭
Current unhinged toddler mealtime refrain: your utensils need to stay on or above the tabletop, buddy
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Current unhinged toddler mealtime refrain: your utensils need to stay on or above the tabletop, buddy
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yes.
just gonna throw out a quick reminder that in America police kill a yearly average of 3 civilians per day, routinely in situations very similar to these ICE killings, and decades of explicit support for police impunity by US politicians is why ICE feels theyre able to get away with this right now
Our government is murdering the citizens of this country. They are doing it without any checks on their violence
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 PM
yes.
Also blowing kisses to the snowplow driver, kid understands critical infrastructure
Today my almost 2 year old blew a kiss at the garbage truck driver, because he knows who the essential workers really are
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Also blowing kisses to the snowplow driver, kid understands critical infrastructure
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THAT’S CAPTAIN CLAIRE ©️🥹🇺🇸
20-year-old Claire Hutton wears the @uswnt.ussoccer.com captain band for the first time in her career!
20-year-old Claire Hutton wears the @uswnt.ussoccer.com captain band for the first time in her career!
January 25, 2026 at 12:06 AM
THAT’S CAPTAIN CLAIRE ©️🥹🇺🇸
20-year-old Claire Hutton wears the @uswnt.ussoccer.com captain band for the first time in her career!
20-year-old Claire Hutton wears the @uswnt.ussoccer.com captain band for the first time in her career!
Toddler asks me to draw a cow. I am not an artist (my husband is, so this trick works great with Daddy). I try. My cow sucks. So he keeps saying "cow," enunciating more and starting to moo. Kid, it's not that I don't know you want me to draw a cow. It's that I don't know how to draw a cow 😂
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Toddler asks me to draw a cow. I am not an artist (my husband is, so this trick works great with Daddy). I try. My cow sucks. So he keeps saying "cow," enunciating more and starting to moo. Kid, it's not that I don't know you want me to draw a cow. It's that I don't know how to draw a cow 😂
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Its probably been said since this was posted, but on Thursday, Democrats had the numbers. The bill passed 220-207 with 7 Democrats voting yea. If they all vote nay, DHS funding fails 213-214.
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Its probably been said since this was posted, but on Thursday, Democrats had the numbers. The bill passed 220-207 with 7 Democrats voting yea. If they all vote nay, DHS funding fails 213-214.