WellActuary
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· Nov 19
🗣️ women's sports do not need masc presenting dude fans to be valid!!! And centering those fans really takes the focus off of who the league is for and who puts in the overwhelming amount of the work to make it the fun, inclusive environment that it's striving to build.
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i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
Caroline Chambers gets my family fed like three nights a week, I kinda need her to not suck
The new CBS contributors:
Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
January 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Caroline Chambers gets my family fed like three nights a week, I kinda need her to not suck
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Okay technically no one dies but nobody has ever looked hotter than Christopher Plummer ripping up a nazi flag
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Okay technically no one dies but nobody has ever looked hotter than Christopher Plummer ripping up a nazi flag
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gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
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There are a lot of men out there who do not see any of the logistics happening around them and they're like "wait, where the fuck did these hand warmers come from?"
Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
There are a lot of men out there who do not see any of the logistics happening around them and they're like "wait, where the fuck did these hand warmers come from?"
Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.
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anyway, my dudes, you are too old to believe in the logistics fairy
January 26, 2026 at 2:21 AM
anyway, my dudes, you are too old to believe in the logistics fairy
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If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.
Oh wow but I hate where season 1 ends and I really need to leave it here for tonight 😭
Using nap time to start Nobody Wants This (I know, I'm behind) and I think I actually do want it?
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Oh wow but I hate where season 1 ends and I really need to leave it here for tonight 😭
Current unhinged toddler mealtime refrain: your utensils need to stay on or above the tabletop, buddy
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Current unhinged toddler mealtime refrain: your utensils need to stay on or above the tabletop, buddy
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yes.
just gonna throw out a quick reminder that in America police kill a yearly average of 3 civilians per day, routinely in situations very similar to these ICE killings, and decades of explicit support for police impunity by US politicians is why ICE feels theyre able to get away with this right now
Our government is murdering the citizens of this country. They are doing it without any checks on their violence
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 PM
yes.
Also blowing kisses to the snowplow driver, kid understands critical infrastructure
Today my almost 2 year old blew a kiss at the garbage truck driver, because he knows who the essential workers really are
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Also blowing kisses to the snowplow driver, kid understands critical infrastructure
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THAT’S CAPTAIN CLAIRE ©️🥹🇺🇸
20-year-old Claire Hutton wears the @uswnt.ussoccer.com captain band for the first time in her career!
20-year-old Claire Hutton wears the @uswnt.ussoccer.com captain band for the first time in her career!
January 25, 2026 at 12:06 AM
THAT’S CAPTAIN CLAIRE ©️🥹🇺🇸
20-year-old Claire Hutton wears the @uswnt.ussoccer.com captain band for the first time in her career!
20-year-old Claire Hutton wears the @uswnt.ussoccer.com captain band for the first time in her career!
Toddler asks me to draw a cow. I am not an artist (my husband is, so this trick works great with Daddy). I try. My cow sucks. So he keeps saying "cow," enunciating more and starting to moo. Kid, it's not that I don't know you want me to draw a cow. It's that I don't know how to draw a cow 😂
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Toddler asks me to draw a cow. I am not an artist (my husband is, so this trick works great with Daddy). I try. My cow sucks. So he keeps saying "cow," enunciating more and starting to moo. Kid, it's not that I don't know you want me to draw a cow. It's that I don't know how to draw a cow 😂
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Its probably been said since this was posted, but on Thursday, Democrats had the numbers. The bill passed 220-207 with 7 Democrats voting yea. If they all vote nay, DHS funding fails 213-214.
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Its probably been said since this was posted, but on Thursday, Democrats had the numbers. The bill passed 220-207 with 7 Democrats voting yea. If they all vote nay, DHS funding fails 213-214.
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Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
Using nap time to start Nobody Wants This (I know, I'm behind) and I think I actually do want it?
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Using nap time to start Nobody Wants This (I know, I'm behind) and I think I actually do want it?
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Trump & Vance’s agents saw tens of thousands of people — of all ages & races — come out *in below zero temperatures* to protest their tax-funded violence, their murder of their neighbor.
And the very next day, they executed another one.
What can Americans conclude from this?
And the very next day, they executed another one.
What can Americans conclude from this?
January 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Trump & Vance’s agents saw tens of thousands of people — of all ages & races — come out *in below zero temperatures* to protest their tax-funded violence, their murder of their neighbor.
And the very next day, they executed another one.
What can Americans conclude from this?
And the very next day, they executed another one.
What can Americans conclude from this?
Well I guess that second pass for McKenzie on floor had a good landing, all we got on the broadcast was a camera guy's back
January 24, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Well I guess that second pass for McKenzie on floor had a good landing, all we got on the broadcast was a camera guy's back
The person operating the camera on uneven bars in Tuscaloosa is making circles with the camera every time the gymnasts swing around the bars 🤢
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The person operating the camera on uneven bars in Tuscaloosa is making circles with the camera every time the gymnasts swing around the bars 🤢
Has someone tried unplugging Kentucky and plugging them back in? (gymnastics)
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Has someone tried unplugging Kentucky and plugging them back in? (gymnastics)
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As a sports/Jeopardy enthusiast, really enjoyed this piece by @zachgozlan.bsky.social on why it seems like otherwise brilliant contestants miss a lot of easy sports questions
Via @defector.com
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Are 'Jeopardy!' Contestants Really That Bad At Questions About Sports? | Defector
There’s a stereotype about Jeopardy! contestants: They can name the stars of 18th-century operas, but not the starting quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. It comes up again and again and again and agai...
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January 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
As a sports/Jeopardy enthusiast, really enjoyed this piece by @zachgozlan.bsky.social on why it seems like otherwise brilliant contestants miss a lot of easy sports questions
Via @defector.com
defector.com/are-jeopardy...
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defector.com/are-jeopardy...
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A decade of trans advocacy has taught me people believe lies because they want to, not because they don't know they are lies. They believe trans people will regret our transition because they want us to regret our transition. They believe we are a "social contagion" because that is how they see us
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 PM
A decade of trans advocacy has taught me people believe lies because they want to, not because they don't know they are lies. They believe trans people will regret our transition because they want us to regret our transition. They believe we are a "social contagion" because that is how they see us
A personal note: when I say "fuck ICE" I mean both the state sponsored terrorists and the weather phenomenon but not the stuff in rinks where you can skate or the kind in drinks.
January 22, 2026 at 10:48 PM
A personal note: when I say "fuck ICE" I mean both the state sponsored terrorists and the weather phenomenon but not the stuff in rinks where you can skate or the kind in drinks.
There are so many valid reasons for people not to want to buy guns. The last thing we need right now is accelerationism. I'm so tired.
They will keep taking people until you guys actually do something.
That 2 A was for all of us. But by all means keep standing around doing shit.
That 2 A was for all of us. But by all means keep standing around doing shit.
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
There are so many valid reasons for people not to want to buy guns. The last thing we need right now is accelerationism. I'm so tired.