WellActuary
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Sports shouter. Heckler of fascists. Serial shitposter. Scary wife. IVF mom. Actually an actuary ™️
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Oh damn, okay. Totally forgot this was 2007.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Oh damn, okay. Totally forgot this was 2007.
2007 went much harder than I remembered ?!?!?
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
2007 went much harder than I remembered ?!?!?
Oooh, close runner up too
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oooh, close runner up too
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
He's getting a kid sized broom (or maybe a play vacuum?) for Christmas
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
He's getting a kid sized broom (or maybe a play vacuum?) for Christmas
You wanna borrow mine
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You wanna borrow mine
Got my hair to do a cute thing
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Got my hair to do a cute thing
My county offers three designs of "future voter" stickers and I have taken my 19 month old with me to vote enough times that he's had all of them at least once
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My county offers three designs of "future voter" stickers and I have taken my 19 month old with me to vote enough times that he's had all of them at least once
From today's Just Women's Sports newsletter. We made it, fam!
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
From today's Just Women's Sports newsletter. We made it, fam!
Sadie turned me into the joker
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sadie turned me into the joker
Oh good, another math worksheet going viral because of a whiny parent.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO MENTAL MATH. This is how you make change, it's how you double or halve a recipe. You don't think about it with numbers this small, but that's how to teach it.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO MENTAL MATH. This is how you make change, it's how you double or halve a recipe. You don't think about it with numbers this small, but that's how to teach it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Oh good, another math worksheet going viral because of a whiny parent.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO MENTAL MATH. This is how you make change, it's how you double or halve a recipe. You don't think about it with numbers this small, but that's how to teach it.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO MENTAL MATH. This is how you make change, it's how you double or halve a recipe. You don't think about it with numbers this small, but that's how to teach it.
These are not easy colors to shop for most of the time, especially if you're looking for something like business attire. And even moreso if you're a solar powered depressed weirdo who gets bummed out by wearing a lot of black.
October 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
These are not easy colors to shop for most of the time, especially if you're looking for something like business attire. And even moreso if you're a solar powered depressed weirdo who gets bummed out by wearing a lot of black.
Did Cooper or Sentnor have the final touch there? According to ESPN, the answer is: secret third thing! Worldwide leader etc etc
October 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Did Cooper or Sentnor have the final touch there? According to ESPN, the answer is: secret third thing! Worldwide leader etc etc
You have died of dysentery
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You have died of dysentery
The duality of (I'm a) man (I'm 40!)
September 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The duality of (I'm a) man (I'm 40!)
Hold on, this was the tagline from Galaxy Quest?
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hold on, this was the tagline from Galaxy Quest?
Better (very old!) shot of the shirt, because it deserves it
September 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Better (very old!) shot of the shirt, because it deserves it
Sometimes you just need silly sparkly eye makeup
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sometimes you just need silly sparkly eye makeup
Already unwell about this three game stretch
September 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Already unwell about this three game stretch
Maybe it's unfair of me to say this, but if that's the case I'd rather have a few more clues from the driver picking me up at the airport at 11:30 at night
September 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Maybe it's unfair of me to say this, but if that's the case I'd rather have a few more clues from the driver picking me up at the airport at 11:30 at night
This is another random comment that was screenshotted as if it's damning. It certainly doesn't celebrate his death. It doesn't even justify it. This is no different from blaming every other shooting on mental health, it just humanizes the shooter and obviously that's not allowed
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is another random comment that was screenshotted as if it's damning. It certainly doesn't celebrate his death. It doesn't even justify it. This is no different from blaming every other shooting on mental health, it just humanizes the shooter and obviously that's not allowed
A friend from college posted about this being a rubicon crossing moment. I asked why this moment rather than the assassinations in Minnesota this summer.
This has to be the most "bless your heart" comment of my life.
This has to be the most "bless your heart" comment of my life.
September 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
A friend from college posted about this being a rubicon crossing moment. I asked why this moment rather than the assassinations in Minnesota this summer.
This has to be the most "bless your heart" comment of my life.
This has to be the most "bless your heart" comment of my life.