WellActuary
@wellactuary.bsky.social
Sports shouter. Heckler of fascists. Serial shitposter. Scary wife. IVF mom. Actually an actuary ™️
she/her
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Idk the way things are going I might rather be a chop cheese
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Idk the way things are going I might rather be a chop cheese
Four eels pops into my head completely unprompted at least once a month
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Four eels pops into my head completely unprompted at least once a month
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Also, completely randomly, I just found this on my camera roll. I came across it about 3am this morning & saved it for you.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Also, completely randomly, I just found this on my camera roll. I came across it about 3am this morning & saved it for you.
The four nights I just booked are at an extended stay with a real suite, so we can put the pack and play in the living room and give him dark and quiet and noise machine and cross our fingers
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The four nights I just booked are at an extended stay with a real suite, so we can put the pack and play in the living room and give him dark and quiet and noise machine and cross our fingers
Kids, man. Mine is also my hesitation in booking a fun overnight trip because getting him to actually sleep in a hotel is pretty hit or miss, and he's getting too big to walk to sleep for hours.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kids, man. Mine is also my hesitation in booking a fun overnight trip because getting him to actually sleep in a hotel is pretty hit or miss, and he's getting too big to walk to sleep for hours.
Noooooooooo! I'm regretting my two night new hire trip that an EA booked for me at an off brand hotel
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Noooooooooo! I'm regretting my two night new hire trip that an EA booked for me at an off brand hotel
That's the plan if I don't come up with a silly overnight family trip
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That's the plan if I don't come up with a silly overnight family trip
Dammit Nik I just booked some personal travel and I'm going to come up one night short for the next level with Marriott
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Dammit Nik I just booked some personal travel and I'm going to come up one night short for the next level with Marriott
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that said, it IS incredibly funny to imagine angry users arguing with Jesus like they do with Grok
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
that said, it IS incredibly funny to imagine angry users arguing with Jesus like they do with Grok
I don't see myself ever voluntarily returning to an office full time, but some kinds of interactions are just SO MUCH EASIER with everyone in one room
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don't see myself ever voluntarily returning to an office full time, but some kinds of interactions are just SO MUCH EASIER with everyone in one room
Only one I can think of is that they might want someone younger, otherwise they'd be stupid not to
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Only one I can think of is that they might want someone younger, otherwise they'd be stupid not to
God, she's younger than us?!
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
God, she's younger than us?!
That part actually has me more worked up in this exact moment
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That part actually has me more worked up in this exact moment
I have not seen the TikToks but it sounds like he's bullying his grandma?
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I have not seen the TikToks but it sounds like he's bullying his grandma?
My grandfather immediately started smoking again when he was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer at 79, because OF COURSE HE DID. He was dying no matter what he did and he enjoyed smoking.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My grandfather immediately started smoking again when he was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer at 79, because OF COURSE HE DID. He was dying no matter what he did and he enjoyed smoking.
I have an entire Jalen Hurts appreciation gif thread over there that I will probably never bother to recreate. Also used to have a thread of the slightly weird story of how I met @banditref.bsky.social that I would RT periodically, that one I may eventually redo
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have an entire Jalen Hurts appreciation gif thread over there that I will probably never bother to recreate. Also used to have a thread of the slightly weird story of how I met @banditref.bsky.social that I would RT periodically, that one I may eventually redo
Miami is Rutgers South
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Miami is Rutgers South
Nah, just make Duke more of NC Central
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nah, just make Duke more of NC Central
Wait but Brown as a URI campus is extremely funny
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Wait but Brown as a URI campus is extremely funny
Ooh, bringing back the classics
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Ooh, bringing back the classics