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If I could count on my hands the number of times a man assumed my not laughing at a joke meant I didn't get it when the joke was just not worth the laugh I would have one hundred hands
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If I could count on my hands the number of times a man assumed my not laughing at a joke meant I didn't get it when the joke was just not worth the laugh I would have one hundred hands
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that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
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Someone needs to make a realistic lifetime or hallmark movie showing how racist and homophobic those small towns would be in real life.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Someone needs to make a realistic lifetime or hallmark movie showing how racist and homophobic those small towns would be in real life.
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Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
Prime Minister Mark Carney disagrees with the concept of a premier of one province unilaterally taking over a different province but his hands are tied by his unwillingness to do anything about it.
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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Trump is forcing Hollywood to make a new Rush Hour. Now it’s time for Mark Carney to demand The Sweet Hereafter II.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Trump is forcing Hollywood to make a new Rush Hour. Now it’s time for Mark Carney to demand The Sweet Hereafter II.
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Ethnic frauds stir up so many terrible feelings in Indigenous folks, and I don't think the general public really understands this.
The goal of the ongoing colonial project has been the erasure of Indigenous Peoples, meaning our identity and existence has been undermined from every direction.
The goal of the ongoing colonial project has been the erasure of Indigenous Peoples, meaning our identity and existence has been undermined from every direction.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ethnic frauds stir up so many terrible feelings in Indigenous folks, and I don't think the general public really understands this.
The goal of the ongoing colonial project has been the erasure of Indigenous Peoples, meaning our identity and existence has been undermined from every direction.
The goal of the ongoing colonial project has been the erasure of Indigenous Peoples, meaning our identity and existence has been undermined from every direction.
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Hunter S. Thompson was a good writer who was also an insane drug addict and generations of men in their 20s have destroyed their livers writing extremely boring pastiches as the result of incorrectly inferring some causal relationship there
just read a piece calling Nuzzi a "modern day political version of Hunter S. Thompson" and I think I need to log off
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hunter S. Thompson was a good writer who was also an insane drug addict and generations of men in their 20s have destroyed their livers writing extremely boring pastiches as the result of incorrectly inferring some causal relationship there
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happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine
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not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong
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When my friends and I were alcoholic 25yos, chain-smoking and drinking steel reserve on our band-house porch, giving each other homosocial haircuts, smoking weed and watching Wim Wenders movies all day, there was no one who's approval we valued more than the morally ambiguous forest-witch Baba Yaga.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When my friends and I were alcoholic 25yos, chain-smoking and drinking steel reserve on our band-house porch, giving each other homosocial haircuts, smoking weed and watching Wim Wenders movies all day, there was no one who's approval we valued more than the morally ambiguous forest-witch Baba Yaga.
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“takin’ care of business” was on the radio as a quail sprinted by and i was like damn that’s your song dude
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“takin’ care of business” was on the radio as a quail sprinted by and i was like damn that’s your song dude
Did you know that the DVD of Mommy Dearest has a commentary track by John Waters??
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Did you know that the DVD of Mommy Dearest has a commentary track by John Waters??
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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This is the greatest last sentence ever written in an obituary. defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...
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November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is the greatest last sentence ever written in an obituary. defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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I invite you to join me in rejecting the siren song of Christmas Starts November 1. We're still doing autumn next month. We're gonna keep roasting up root vegetables and baking with apples. We're leaf peeping, lighting pumpkin candles, and drinking spiced cider. We're watching Fantastic Mr Fox
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I invite you to join me in rejecting the siren song of Christmas Starts November 1. We're still doing autumn next month. We're gonna keep roasting up root vegetables and baking with apples. We're leaf peeping, lighting pumpkin candles, and drinking spiced cider. We're watching Fantastic Mr Fox
“Hey Travis, you little shit! Whitehorse, Peter! Thanks for the cigarette roller! I’m in town, one night only! Shit happens! Where’s Ken, or Dave, or even Wayne, you never know! I’m down at the Cecil! I’ll be wearing a buckskin jacket and being fuckin rowdy! Ha haaaaaa!”
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Hey Travis, you little shit! Whitehorse, Peter! Thanks for the cigarette roller! I’m in town, one night only! Shit happens! Where’s Ken, or Dave, or even Wayne, you never know! I’m down at the Cecil! I’ll be wearing a buckskin jacket and being fuckin rowdy! Ha haaaaaa!”
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ME: Well, sometimes I get Mary Steenburgen and Catherine Keener mixed up.
INTERVIEWER: That's not a weakness. That's a moral failing. You fucked up. You never should have told me this. I'm going to kill you
INTERVIEWER: That's not a weakness. That's a moral failing. You fucked up. You never should have told me this. I'm going to kill you
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ME: Well, sometimes I get Mary Steenburgen and Catherine Keener mixed up.
INTERVIEWER: That's not a weakness. That's a moral failing. You fucked up. You never should have told me this. I'm going to kill you
INTERVIEWER: That's not a weakness. That's a moral failing. You fucked up. You never should have told me this. I'm going to kill you
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our house is basically the death star for spiders
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
our house is basically the death star for spiders
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Can we just appreciate how stunning young Ursula K Le Guin was
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Can we just appreciate how stunning young Ursula K Le Guin was
When you start playing hockey again so you can bond with your father in law, do not get a half-shield helmet. It is very important that you wear a full face cage, even if it’s just old timers beer league
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When you start playing hockey again so you can bond with your father in law, do not get a half-shield helmet. It is very important that you wear a full face cage, even if it’s just old timers beer league
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we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps
Finally got in for the ‘emergency’ gastroscopy ordered in March when I was hospitalized for vomiting buckets of blood and I think the surgeon might be hitting on me?
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finally got in for the ‘emergency’ gastroscopy ordered in March when I was hospitalized for vomiting buckets of blood and I think the surgeon might be hitting on me?
I paid a woman $900 to kill my dog how was your day
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I paid a woman $900 to kill my dog how was your day
We’re not mad, just disappointed. We’re also mad.
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
We’re not mad, just disappointed. We’re also mad.