Steph Green is the new Beyoncé? Many people are saying so
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Steph Green is the new Beyoncé? Many people are saying so
Did you know that the DVD of Mommy Dearest has a commentary track by John Waters??
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Did you know that the DVD of Mommy Dearest has a commentary track by John Waters??
I’m gonna need everyone to stop falling in love with me for like, two seconds
October 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m gonna need everyone to stop falling in love with me for like, two seconds
Finally got in for the ‘emergency’ gastroscopy ordered in March when I was hospitalized for vomiting buckets of blood and I think the surgeon might be hitting on me?
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finally got in for the ‘emergency’ gastroscopy ordered in March when I was hospitalized for vomiting buckets of blood and I think the surgeon might be hitting on me?
Thanks, Erin ❤️. She had a good run, almost made it 12 years
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thanks, Erin ❤️. She had a good run, almost made it 12 years
We’re not mad, just disappointed. We’re also mad.
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
We’re not mad, just disappointed. We’re also mad.
Feel free to also use this picture of the stash I found under the mattress in a seedy motel in Aberdeen, WA on my honeymoon
September 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Feel free to also use this picture of the stash I found under the mattress in a seedy motel in Aberdeen, WA on my honeymoon
Trying to gamify harvest to keep my son’s morale up for spending long hours in the combine
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Trying to gamify harvest to keep my son’s morale up for spending long hours in the combine
Power Outage! at the Grain Elevator
August 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Power Outage! at the Grain Elevator
So fucking slammed at work right now
August 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
So fucking slammed at work right now
When you ask the dog groomer to give her the Lorax
August 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When you ask the dog groomer to give her the Lorax
Eventually, you’ll move from Calgary to Nelson. Pals will come from Vancouver and Calgary to celebrate J4 (that’s what those in the know call it) the first year you live there, but it will gradually peter out as you slide into decrepitude. J4 will just be waffles for dinner and many Happy J4 texts
June 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Eventually, you’ll move from Calgary to Nelson. Pals will come from Vancouver and Calgary to celebrate J4 (that’s what those in the know call it) the first year you live there, but it will gradually peter out as you slide into decrepitude. J4 will just be waffles for dinner and many Happy J4 texts
There will be special drinks, including Rodney The Shopping Cart, Schoobs, and Alabama Stinkmitts (3 shots of Southern Comfort, drank out of the finger holes of a bowling ball)
June 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There will be special drinks, including Rodney The Shopping Cart, Schoobs, and Alabama Stinkmitts (3 shots of Southern Comfort, drank out of the finger holes of a bowling ball)
Every year thereafter, a new person will be anointed to wear the tighty reddies. Jane Trash will start making party favours every year. Beer coozies! Muscle shirts! June 5th hangover sweatpants! Your wife will bake a special cake
June 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Every year thereafter, a new person will be anointed to wear the tighty reddies. Jane Trash will start making party favours every year. Beer coozies! Muscle shirts! June 5th hangover sweatpants! Your wife will bake a special cake
This means, everyone will have to crimp their hair. There will be a slip & slide. You must also burn your Christmas tree, which has been getting crispy in the garage since January
June 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This means, everyone will have to crimp their hair. There will be a slip & slide. You must also burn your Christmas tree, which has been getting crispy in the garage since January
I forgot about this one, definitely the earliest I was freaked out by a book. I remember hiding it in the back of my brother’s closet
May 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I forgot about this one, definitely the earliest I was freaked out by a book. I remember hiding it in the back of my brother’s closet
🚨PRONGHORN CROSSING🚨
May 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
🚨PRONGHORN CROSSING🚨
Getting JoJo trained on the air seeder
May 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Getting JoJo trained on the air seeder
Sound on to enjoy this meadowlark celebrating that smug fuck Poilievre losing his seat
April 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sound on to enjoy this meadowlark celebrating that smug fuck Poilievre losing his seat