Joe Haydu
@joehaydu.bsky.social
Engineer, miscreant, clean source of renewable snark. he/him
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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We're officially live. It's incredibly important to have a real record of how our public servants are behaving and this database will be a powerful tool for researchers, reporters, and ordinary Americans.
1/6 A new standard for public accountability is here. GLOW—Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog—is officially launching today to hold government lawyers accountable. We're unveiling The Government Lawyers Database at glowlaw.org. #RuleOfLaw #Accountability
The Government Lawyers Database
glowlaw.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
We're officially live. It's incredibly important to have a real record of how our public servants are behaving and this database will be a powerful tool for researchers, reporters, and ordinary Americans.
This sums it up nicely. The political malpractice of the whole situation is extremely upsetting.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This sums it up nicely. The political malpractice of the whole situation is extremely upsetting.
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Come on everyone, it’s time to play lawn darts, passenger airline edition.
BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Come on everyone, it’s time to play lawn darts, passenger airline edition.
So, I spent a good chunk of my career doing counter terrorism work, and “the government isn’t paying its workers or providing services” is one of the strong indicators that IED use and violent attacks/crime are about to take the fuck off.
GOP SEN. JOHN KENNEDY: It may be 2026 when we'll come out of the shutdown.
REPORTERS: 😳
KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
REPORTERS: 😳
KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So, I spent a good chunk of my career doing counter terrorism work, and “the government isn’t paying its workers or providing services” is one of the strong indicators that IED use and violent attacks/crime are about to take the fuck off.
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NEW: Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-mil...
Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads
After each crossing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, sentinels now scream “AFLAC!”
www.duffelblog.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
NEW: Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-mil...
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🔥 @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social : "Y’all get it now?? Do you understand what’s possible? I don't wanna hear no more 'my vote doesn't matter. Nothing ever changes.' Look what happens when you participate. We win everything. There are more of us… for the rest of your damn life, you gotta vote.”
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🔥 @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social : "Y’all get it now?? Do you understand what’s possible? I don't wanna hear no more 'my vote doesn't matter. Nothing ever changes.' Look what happens when you participate. We win everything. There are more of us… for the rest of your damn life, you gotta vote.”
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November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Mike Johnson is a lying sack of shit who should be *INSERT TOS VIOLATING STATEMENT HERE*
This government shutdown is about 20 million Americans being faced with huge monthly premium increases or losing health care entirely.
That might be “nothing” to Republicans, but that’s definitely something to everyday people.
That might be “nothing” to Republicans, but that’s definitely something to everyday people.
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Mike Johnson is a lying sack of shit who should be *INSERT TOS VIOLATING STATEMENT HERE*
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I guess if anyone out there wants a good and free scholarly work that deals with the initial Biafra War that has brought us here, check out my OpenAccess co-authored book with the inestimable Toyin Falola. Also will help you understand what’s going on in Mali!
library.oapen.org/bitstream/id...
library.oapen.org/bitstream/id...
library.oapen.org
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I guess if anyone out there wants a good and free scholarly work that deals with the initial Biafra War that has brought us here, check out my OpenAccess co-authored book with the inestimable Toyin Falola. Also will help you understand what’s going on in Mali!
library.oapen.org/bitstream/id...
library.oapen.org/bitstream/id...
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I mean this is so far pretty close to a 10 out of 10 night for Democrats. Winning everywhere! Statewide in PA and GA, huge margin in VA gov race. Sherrill tracking double digits as well! Mamdani above 50% in a the highest turnout in NYC since 1969. Big pick ups in VA House of Delegates.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I mean this is so far pretty close to a 10 out of 10 night for Democrats. Winning everywhere! Statewide in PA and GA, huge margin in VA gov race. Sherrill tracking double digits as well! Mamdani above 50% in a the highest turnout in NYC since 1969. Big pick ups in VA House of Delegates.
“Get fucked, maga scum” is a perfectly cromulent policy platform.
At this rate the 2026 Dem meta will be running dead-eyed CIA officers whose campaign ads are just them graphically describing what war crimes they will do to Republicans
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Get fucked, maga scum” is a perfectly cromulent policy platform.
This is exceptional news
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is exceptional news
Labyrinth, Willow, and the Never Ending Story
Name movie or tv universes that aren’t connected but should be.
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Labyrinth, Willow, and the Never Ending Story
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
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Change one letter, ruin a candy
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy
SARS Bar.
SARS Bar.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Sharties.
Sharties.
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
S&Ms
S&Ms
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Link’s perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.
Link’s perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.
Link's perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Link’s perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.
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can't argue with this tbh
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
can't argue with this tbh
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October 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Fucking temu ass Goebbels is at it again.
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Fucking temu ass Goebbels is at it again.
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
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