TeeJay Ach
@pragmaticleftist.bsky.social
When life gives you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
I’m LGBT and think I’m funnier than I actually am. I may or may not be obsessed with the Simpsons. Animist.
Autism is a way of life.
(He/Him)
In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
Under no pretext.
I’m LGBT and think I’m funnier than I actually am. I may or may not be obsessed with the Simpsons. Animist.
Autism is a way of life.
(He/Him)
In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
Under no pretext.
Pinned
TeeJay Ach
@pragmaticleftist.bsky.social
· Mar 30
You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?
Everything’s going to be fine.
Everything’s going to be fine.
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Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
![From:
Thomas Jr., Landon
Sent:
9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM
To:
Subject:
Got another call from Connelly..
Importance:
High
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was asking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea - I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too.
Anyway, for what its worth...
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_ir thomas/index.h
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November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
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Jesus Christ.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Jesus Christ.
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🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
NEW DATA: Lower Prices, Bigger Paychecks
President Donald J. Trump’s bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families — with new data from DoorDash’s State of Local Commerce
www.whitehouse.gov
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
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It should be terrifying to everyone
that even Jeffrey Epstein thought
Trump was a dirty piece of shit.
that even Jeffrey Epstein thought
Trump was a dirty piece of shit.
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It should be terrifying to everyone
that even Jeffrey Epstein thought
Trump was a dirty piece of shit.
that even Jeffrey Epstein thought
Trump was a dirty piece of shit.
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The NYT wanted Trump to win. It's that simple.
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The NYT wanted Trump to win. It's that simple.
The one about the cute bunnies.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The one about the cute bunnies.
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. Everyone will have to listen to that song from Zootopia three times a day.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira Law. Everyone will have to listen to that song from Zootopia three times a day.
Happy Gay Fox Day!
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Happy Gay Fox Day!
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I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning 🧅
a group of helicopters flying over a body of water at sunset
ALT: a group of helicopters flying over a body of water at sunset
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning 🧅
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You know what tonight proves more than anything else? Local elections matter.
Local. Elections. Matter.
Local. Elections. Matter.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You know what tonight proves more than anything else? Local elections matter.
Local. Elections. Matter.
Local. Elections. Matter.
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The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
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Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"
Les Miserables?
The hunger police………….
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Les Miserables?
Link’s perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.
Link's perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Link’s perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.
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wait wait I can make this stat stupider:
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
dodgers 2-0 in 18 inning games in game 3 of the World Series on their home turf
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
wait wait I can make this stat stupider:
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
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15 innings of baseball is a Sartre level event.
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
15 innings of baseball is a Sartre level event.
This game is painful. And I’m not a fan of either team…
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This game is painful. And I’m not a fan of either team…
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In the world where I spent most of my life, the president of the U.S. would be placing a friendly bet with the PM of Canada on the outcome of the World Series--a gallon of Tabasco against a gallon of maple syrup or some such
Instead, Captain Poopjet is having a hissy
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Instead, Captain Poopjet is having a hissy
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump Says He Will Raise Tariffs on Canada by 10% Over Ontario Ad
The measure was in response to what the U.S. president called ‘misrepresentation’ of Ronald Reagan’s comments.
www.wsj.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
In the world where I spent most of my life, the president of the U.S. would be placing a friendly bet with the PM of Canada on the outcome of the World Series--a gallon of Tabasco against a gallon of maple syrup or some such
Instead, Captain Poopjet is having a hissy
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Instead, Captain Poopjet is having a hissy
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Digging up more pictures of the WH garden (East Wing) that has been now completely destroyed
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Digging up more pictures of the WH garden (East Wing) that has been now completely destroyed
Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you googled.
Sexy Jonas Brothers World Series Performance
Sexy Jonas Brothers World Series Performance
Your halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
Sexy dispensary u district
Sexy dispensary u district
Your halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
......sexy minecraft texture packs
......sexy minecraft texture packs
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you googled.
Sexy Jonas Brothers World Series Performance
Sexy Jonas Brothers World Series Performance