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she walked the stage after the show was over. who could say it ever happened?
23 they/them
23 they/them
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i think that would be the first time republicans have had a positive impact on my life, even if accidentally
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i think that would be the first time republicans have had a positive impact on my life, even if accidentally
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the "these are just regular, non-intoxicating gummies that costed 30 dollars wtf" unregulated product factor has happened to me on more than one occasion
it'd be kinda poggers if the backlash just leads to the real thing finally getting legalized here
it'd be kinda poggers if the backlash just leads to the real thing finally getting legalized here
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the "these are just regular, non-intoxicating gummies that costed 30 dollars wtf" unregulated product factor has happened to me on more than one occasion
it'd be kinda poggers if the backlash just leads to the real thing finally getting legalized here
it'd be kinda poggers if the backlash just leads to the real thing finally getting legalized here
FUCK
waiiiit lol wut the deal bans delta-8? lolololol
Congressional Deal Would Ban Many Hemp THC Products, While Excluding Provisions To Let VA Doctors Recommend Medical Marijuana - Marijuana Moment
Newly released spending legislation negotiated by congressional leaders would federally recriminalize many hemp-derived products. It also excludes provisions previously passed by the House and Senate ...
www.marijuanamoment.net
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
FUCK
i've had bad years before but i think this is the first one i have an "OH GOD HOW MUCH LONGER WILL IT BE" website bookmarked for routine checking
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i've had bad years before but i think this is the first one i have an "OH GOD HOW MUCH LONGER WILL IT BE" website bookmarked for routine checking
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The funniest part of Elon spiraling out about this is that he isn’t responding with anything linked to others or relationships, just posting “great movie”
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The funniest part of Elon spiraling out about this is that he isn’t responding with anything linked to others or relationships, just posting “great movie”
i saw a giant squishy novelty banana. it felt chunky and full of simulated banana bits when you squeezed it
i went to five below and am now convinced the human race can be saved and is worth saving
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i saw a giant squishy novelty banana. it felt chunky and full of simulated banana bits when you squeezed it
i went to five below and am now convinced the human race can be saved and is worth saving
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i went to five below and am now convinced the human race can be saved and is worth saving
feels like it comes from the same general place as antivaxx shit, people looking at genuine miracles for human living standards and deciding they *feel ookie* because we're too far removed and desensitized to the things they're meant to prevent
That's because it's a meaningless phrase. It's just another bogeyman for the Instagram and TikTok orthorexia influencers to use to scare the ignorant.
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
feels like it comes from the same general place as antivaxx shit, people looking at genuine miracles for human living standards and deciding they *feel ookie* because we're too far removed and desensitized to the things they're meant to prevent
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That's because it's a meaningless phrase. It's just another bogeyman for the Instagram and TikTok orthorexia influencers to use to scare the ignorant.
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
People want to avoid ultra-processed foods. But experts struggle to define them
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That's because it's a meaningless phrase. It's just another bogeyman for the Instagram and TikTok orthorexia influencers to use to scare the ignorant.
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That's because it's a meaningless phrase. It's just another bogeyman for the Instagram and TikTok orthorexia influencers to use to scare the ignorant.
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i am joining the war on ultra-processed foods on the side of the ultra-processed foods
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
People want to avoid ultra-processed foods. But experts struggle to define them
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i am joining the war on ultra-processed foods on the side of the ultra-processed foods
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between the EA buyout and the dumbass mr. beast theme park there's definitely a broader pattern there right
between the EA buyout and the dumbass mr. beast theme park there's definitely a broader pattern there right
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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between the EA buyout and the dumbass mr. beast theme park there's definitely a broader pattern there right
between the EA buyout and the dumbass mr. beast theme park there's definitely a broader pattern there right
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polls increasingly say i'm an inadequate lover and that my wife is likely cheating on me with a woman. here's why that's the democrats' fault
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
polls increasingly say i'm an inadequate lover and that my wife is likely cheating on me with a woman. here's why that's the democrats' fault
the smart boy journalist class has adopted as their worldview what i can only describe as The Secret but with less magic
How is the evidence piling up if you can’t even clearly define the term that the evidence applies to
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the smart boy journalist class has adopted as their worldview what i can only describe as The Secret but with less magic
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How is the evidence piling up if you can’t even clearly define the term that the evidence applies to
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How is the evidence piling up if you can’t even clearly define the term that the evidence applies to
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you will take my swedish fish from my cold dead hands
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
People want to avoid ultra-processed foods. But experts struggle to define them
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
you will take my swedish fish from my cold dead hands
does anyone have a life hack for making everyday wig-wearing less warm
the innovation for this is surprisingly lacking, even the specialized ones you can buy for medical alopecia aren't cooling enough for me
the innovation for this is surprisingly lacking, even the specialized ones you can buy for medical alopecia aren't cooling enough for me
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
does anyone have a life hack for making everyday wig-wearing less warm
the innovation for this is surprisingly lacking, even the specialized ones you can buy for medical alopecia aren't cooling enough for me
the innovation for this is surprisingly lacking, even the specialized ones you can buy for medical alopecia aren't cooling enough for me
i was about to make an Alien vs. Predator joke here but apparently Oates is good? genuinely no idea why but my mental image of her was a gigaterf until now. is there someone with a similar name who sucks? i feel like im having the worst Mandela effect ever rn
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i was about to make an Alien vs. Predator joke here but apparently Oates is good? genuinely no idea why but my mental image of her was a gigaterf until now. is there someone with a similar name who sucks? i feel like im having the worst Mandela effect ever rn
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This month's Patreon wallpaper is comet.
skin-horse.com/extras/
skin-horse.com/extras/
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This month's Patreon wallpaper is comet.
skin-horse.com/extras/
skin-horse.com/extras/
heroin would be healthier for you than X
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
heroin would be healthier for you than X
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This is "dirty hippies" for the 21st century.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is "dirty hippies" for the 21st century.
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the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
lotta quality of life stuff is still observably worse than pre-COVID but i will grant even in its current state it's still a huge improvement over like, the 80s or whatever era the fashies are making nostalgia sludge about rn
even within your own lifetime it is difficult to recall how much better everything you eat, drink, and touch is than it used to be
It is genuinely hard for most people to grasp how poor the past was.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
lotta quality of life stuff is still observably worse than pre-COVID but i will grant even in its current state it's still a huge improvement over like, the 80s or whatever era the fashies are making nostalgia sludge about rn
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since "xenophobia" is already taken, what would anti-alien (space) prejudice be called
since "xenophobia" is already taken, what would anti-alien (space) prejudice be called
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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since "xenophobia" is already taken, what would anti-alien (space) prejudice be called
since "xenophobia" is already taken, what would anti-alien (space) prejudice be called
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