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she walked the stage after the show was over. who could say it ever happened?

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i think that would be the first time republicans have had a positive impact on my life, even if accidentally
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i think that would be the first time republicans have had a positive impact on my life, even if accidentally
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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the "these are just regular, non-intoxicating gummies that costed 30 dollars wtf" unregulated product factor has happened to me on more than one occasion

it'd be kinda poggers if the backlash just leads to the real thing finally getting legalized here
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the "these are just regular, non-intoxicating gummies that costed 30 dollars wtf" unregulated product factor has happened to me on more than one occasion

it'd be kinda poggers if the backlash just leads to the real thing finally getting legalized here
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i know "i have lost gas station weed access" is low importance here but like

man
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
jor jor wel ian
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Literally 1984
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
its floppiness makes this kind of a self-own, though
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i will be honest, the thought of getting the giant pickle as a "got it to remind you of me 😏😏😏" gift *did* briefly cross my mind
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
there was a pickle too but the pickle one was sadly less impressive than the banana. had no chunky sensation. just kinda felt like a regular squish toy
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i like fun :)
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
apparently existed long before then, according to wikipedia, but them showing up in my area is recentish
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
its hot topic for the post-covid economy
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
that place is so fucking fun dude
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
spooky needle is better than polio and spooky-sounding chemicals are better than mass famine, you just don't have any immediate fear of the latter ones because you've lived your whole life with the former ones
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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That's because it's a meaningless phrase. It's just another bogeyman for the Instagram and TikTok orthorexia influencers to use to scare the ignorant.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
GIVE ME DEW OR GIVE ME DEATH
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM