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NEW: Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard www.duffelblog.com/intel-whistl...
Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard
Officials deny claim, insist DNI ‘almost certainly a man’
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February 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
NEW: Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard www.duffelblog.com/intel-whistl...
NEW: Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-save...
Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries
Pentagon says outcomes ‘indistinguishable’ from real wars
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February 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
NEW: Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-save...
NEW: Comic Sans named official font of Department of War www.duffelblog.com/comic-sans-n...
Comic Sans named official font of Department of War
Pentagon says change will improve lethality, readability, and morale
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February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
NEW: Comic Sans named official font of Department of War www.duffelblog.com/comic-sans-n...
NEW: Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’ www.duffelblog.com/marine-almos...
Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’
Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’
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February 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
NEW: Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’ www.duffelblog.com/marine-almos...
NEW: Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time www.duffelblog.com/navy-admits-...
Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time
Service says prank began as jab at George Washington and ‘just got out of hand’
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February 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
NEW: Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time www.duffelblog.com/navy-admits-...
NEW: Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns www.duffelblog.com/opinion-my-c...
Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns
Also, some rights matter more than others, and I trust law enforcement to decide which
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January 30, 2026 at 1:58 PM
NEW: Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns www.duffelblog.com/opinion-my-c...
NEW: Vet T-shirt company releases ‘Shall Be Infringed’ line www.duffelblog.com/vet-t-shirt-...
Vet T-shirt company releases ‘Shall Be Infringed’ line
Company says shift reflects ‘evolving understanding of constitutional rights’
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January 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
NEW: Vet T-shirt company releases ‘Shall Be Infringed’ line www.duffelblog.com/vet-t-shirt-...
NEW: Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies www.duffelblog.com/chiefs-sea-s...
Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies
Junior sailors unsure whether to laugh, report to NCIS, or contact The Hague
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January 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
NEW: Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies www.duffelblog.com/chiefs-sea-s...
NEW: President Donald Trump on Wednesday used his recently-acquired Nobel Peace Prize to bludgeon the prime minister of Denmark to death, sources confirmed today. www.duffelblog.com/trump-beats-...
Trump beats Danish prime minister to death with Nobel Peace Prize
White House says incident reflects ‘evolving interpretation of peace’
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January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
NEW: President Donald Trump on Wednesday used his recently-acquired Nobel Peace Prize to bludgeon the prime minister of Denmark to death, sources confirmed today. www.duffelblog.com/trump-beats-...
NEW: Fuck! You left your I.D. card in your computer www.duffelblog.com/fuck-you-lef...
Fuck! You left your I.D. card in your computer
One minor mistake triggers cascading operational collapse
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January 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
NEW: Fuck! You left your I.D. card in your computer www.duffelblog.com/fuck-you-lef...
NEW: Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting www.duffelblog.com/senior-servi...
Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting
Course promises senior leaders ‘complete narrative dominance’ and zero accountability
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January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
NEW: Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting www.duffelblog.com/senior-servi...
NEW: Report: Venezuela strike ordered after Maduro ‘failed weight standards’ www.duffelblog.com/venezuela-st...
Report: Venezuela strike ordered after Maduro ‘failed weight standards’
Defense secretary reportedly cites ‘global lack of standards’ as destabilizing force
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January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
NEW: Report: Venezuela strike ordered after Maduro ‘failed weight standards’ www.duffelblog.com/venezuela-st...
NEW: Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files www.duffelblog.com/top-10-count...
Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files
White House sources say ‘bombing foreigners’ remains preferred transparency substitute
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January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
NEW: Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files www.duffelblog.com/top-10-count...
NEW: Nicolás Maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday www.duffelblog.com/nicolas-madu...
Nicolás Maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday
Marvel says former Venezuelan leader brings ‘authentic menace’ to next film.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
NEW: Nicolás Maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday www.duffelblog.com/nicolas-madu...
NEW: Trump adds his own name to Vietnam Memorial www.duffelblog.com/trump-adds-h...
Trump adds his own name to Vietnam Memorial
President says wall ‘needed a winner’ and ‘a little more gold’
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January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
NEW: Trump adds his own name to Vietnam Memorial www.duffelblog.com/trump-adds-h...
NEW: 5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that www.duffelblog.com/5-reasons-th...
5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that
Administration says it has ‘learned valuable lessons’ and ‘stopped pretending’
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January 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
NEW: 5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that www.duffelblog.com/5-reasons-th...
NEW: Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine www.duffelblog.com/trump-offers...
Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine
President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’
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January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
NEW: Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine www.duffelblog.com/trump-offers...
NEW: Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse www.duffelblog.com/military-web...
Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse
“We’re working hard to make the SIPR sites you need the most confusing piles of shit imaginable," an official said.
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January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
NEW: Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse www.duffelblog.com/military-web...
NEW: Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-str...
Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast
Notorious home invader finally neutralized in Christmas Eve strike, officials say.
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December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
NEW: Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-str...
NEW: Hegseth blames fog of war after wrapping car around tree www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-blam...
Hegseth blames fog of war after wrapping car around tree
Pentagon staff unsure whether to update safety briefs or call a meteorologist.
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December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
NEW: Hegseth blames fog of war after wrapping car around tree www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-blam...
NEW: Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes www.duffelblog.com/most-powerfu...
Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes
Pentagon confirms use of 47,000 troops, 92 aircraft, and 13 general officers to oversee the operation.
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December 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
NEW: Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes www.duffelblog.com/most-powerfu...
NEW: Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX www.duffelblog.com/defense-secu...
Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX
Critics question strategic value of switchblade diplomacy.
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December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
NEW: Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX www.duffelblog.com/defense-secu...
NEW: Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes www.duffelblog.com/nation-that-...
Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes
“Unless it tastes good or looks cool, I am completely out of fucks to give,” said one citizen.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NEW: Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes www.duffelblog.com/nation-that-...
NEW: Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins
Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins
Midshipmen say the rainbow dolphins “perfectly capture the soul of Navy football.”
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December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
NEW: Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins
NEW: Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’
Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’
Despite lacking a Ranger tab, defense secretary critiques women who earned theirs
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December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
NEW: Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’