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NEW: True patriot: Hegseth maintains BAC of .1776 at all times www.duffelblog.com/true-patriot...
True patriot: Hegseth maintains BAC of .1776 at all times
"Being perpetually blitzed isn’t medically advisable,” said a Navy doctor. “But behaviorally? It tracks.”
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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NEW: Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-mil...
Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads
After each crossing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, sentinels now scream “AFLAC!”
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November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
NEW: Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-mil...
NEW: Top 10 things SECDEF is spending money on while you’re not getting paid www.duffelblog.com/top-10-thing...
Top 10 things SECDEF is spending money on while you’re not getting paid
It's nice to know he's having the time of his life.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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NEW: Soldiers react positively to flavored vape pits www.duffelblog.com/soldiers-rea...
Soldiers react positively to flavored vape pits
Troops say fruity clouds beat the smell of burning tires.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
NEW: Soldiers react positively to flavored vape pits www.duffelblog.com/soldiers-rea...
NEW: Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week www.duffelblog.com/trump-cia-ve...
Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week
President promises ‘best, most secret invasion ever — everybody knows it’
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October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
NEW: Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week www.duffelblog.com/trump-cia-ve...
NEW: Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of War
Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of War
Hegseth expected to ring Pentagon bell at close of every operation.
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October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
NEW: Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of War
NEW: Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal Wintergreen to pay troops www.duffelblog.com/anonymous-do...
Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal Wintergreen to pay troops
Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans
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October 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
NEW: Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal Wintergreen to pay troops www.duffelblog.com/anonymous-do...
NEW: HGTV debuts 'Gardening with the Guard' series
HGTV debuts 'Gardening with the Guard' series
Highlights new Army values of Loyalty, Duty, Selfless Service, and Landscaping
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October 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NEW: HGTV debuts 'Gardening with the Guard' series
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October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
NEW: Hegseth pays troops with government travel card www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-pays...
Hegseth pays troops with government travel card
Technically, the manual offers no guidance on paying an entire Army with a Visa.
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October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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NEW: Tracker S3A updates tracker that tracks tracker updates www.duffelblog.com/tracker-s3a-...
Tracker S3A updates tracker that tracks tracker updates
Battalion leadership confident spreadsheet power will deter China.
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October 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
NEW: Tracker S3A updates tracker that tracks tracker updates www.duffelblog.com/tracker-s3a-...
NEW: Fortnite adds Tim Kennedy 'Rucksack of Grenades' skin www.duffelblog.com/fortnite-add...
Fortnite adds Tim Kennedy 'Rucksack of Grenades' skin
Players can unlock the skin by completing a side quest that involves lobbing at least 25 grenades at non-combatants.
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October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
NEW: Fortnite adds Tim Kennedy 'Rucksack of Grenades' skin www.duffelblog.com/fortnite-add...
NEW: Handwritten ‘No Girls Aloud’ sign spotted outside Joint Chiefs’ treehouse
Handwritten ‘No Girls Aloud’ sign spotted outside Joint Chiefs’ treehouse
Sources confirm women still permitted in actual Pentagon, for now
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October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
NEW: Handwritten ‘No Girls Aloud’ sign spotted outside Joint Chiefs’ treehouse
NEW: Hegseth sets record for largest military D&D campaign ever www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-set-...
Hegseth sets record for largest military D&D campaign ever
Hundreds of generals trapped at Quantico after DTS crash forced to role-play their way out.
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October 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
NEW: Hegseth sets record for largest military D&D campaign ever www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-set-...
NEW: Following the announcement that the U.S. Naval Academy would begin accepting applications from students using the Classic Learning Test, officials confirmed today that See Spot Run has been added to the school's official reading list. www.duffelblog.com/naval-academ...
Naval Academy adds 'See Spot Run' to reading list
Officials say advanced students may graduate to Green Eggs and Ham
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October 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
NEW: Following the announcement that the U.S. Naval Academy would begin accepting applications from students using the Classic Learning Test, officials confirmed today that See Spot Run has been added to the school's official reading list. www.duffelblog.com/naval-academ...
NEW: General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong www.duffelblog.com/general-offi...
General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong
Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment
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October 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
NEW: General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong www.duffelblog.com/general-offi...
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October 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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"I think we should maybe start thinking about battleships...I don't think it's old technology when you look at those guns," President Trump said today.
And he's got a point. Battleships are very impressive, even when viewed on the seafloor after battle.
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And he's got a point. Battleships are very impressive, even when viewed on the seafloor after battle.
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Battleship History In 15 Awesome Pictures
They're the most powerful ships in the fleet until they are sunk.
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September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"I think we should maybe start thinking about battleships...I don't think it's old technology when you look at those guns," President Trump said today.
And he's got a point. Battleships are very impressive, even when viewed on the seafloor after battle.
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And he's got a point. Battleships are very impressive, even when viewed on the seafloor after battle.
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September 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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NEW: Leaked agenda outlines schedule for generals’ meeting at Quantico www.duffelblog.com/leaked-agend...
Leaked agenda outlines schedule for generals’ meeting at Quantico
Generals brace for height/weight checks, essay contests, and trial by combat
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September 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
NEW: Leaked agenda outlines schedule for generals’ meeting at Quantico www.duffelblog.com/leaked-agend...
NEW: Shockwaves have rippled across Washington in recent days following surprise orders from Secretary of Defense (and also War and also Pew Pew) Pete Hegseth that the entirety of U.S. military leadership would muster aboard Marine Corps Base Quantico on Tuesday. www.duffelblog.com/master-strat...
Master strategist Pete Hegseth to gather all U.S. military leaders in same place at same time
Defense secretary insists meeting is secure because it’s on Google Calendar as “Private”
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September 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
NEW: Shockwaves have rippled across Washington in recent days following surprise orders from Secretary of Defense (and also War and also Pew Pew) Pete Hegseth that the entirety of U.S. military leadership would muster aboard Marine Corps Base Quantico on Tuesday. www.duffelblog.com/master-strat...
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Hegseth waiting for the generals and admirals to show up
September 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hegseth waiting for the generals and admirals to show up
NEW: CIA destabilizes China by sending them Tylenol www.duffelblog.com/cia-destabil...
CIA destabilizes China by sending them Tylenol
Agency says it will weaponize Benadryl next
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September 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
NEW: CIA destabilizes China by sending them Tylenol www.duffelblog.com/cia-destabil...
NEW: The military’s annual Warrant Officer Convention has been deemed a rousing success as over 5,000 officers’ hats registered and flew to the Indian Ocean paradise of the Maldives.
Warrant Officer Convention draws 5,000 hats, only three warrants
Thousands of hats check in for four days of PowerPoint and disappearing acts
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September 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
NEW: The military’s annual Warrant Officer Convention has been deemed a rousing success as over 5,000 officers’ hats registered and flew to the Indian Ocean paradise of the Maldives.