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NEW: Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes www.duffelblog.com/most-powerfu...
Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes
Pentagon confirms use of 47,000 troops, 92 aircraft, and 13 general officers to oversee the operation.
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December 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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NEW: Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX www.duffelblog.com/defense-secu...
Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX
Critics question strategic value of switchblade diplomacy.
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December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
NEW: Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX www.duffelblog.com/defense-secu...
NEW: Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes www.duffelblog.com/nation-that-...
Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes
“Unless it tastes good or looks cool, I am completely out of fucks to give,” said one citizen.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NEW: Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes www.duffelblog.com/nation-that-...
NEW: Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins
Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins
Midshipmen say the rainbow dolphins “perfectly capture the soul of Navy football.”
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December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
NEW: Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins
NEW: Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’
Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’
Despite lacking a Ranger tab, defense secretary critiques women who earned theirs
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December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
NEW: Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’
NEW: Hegseth disappointed Sexual Assault Training only covers prevention www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-disa...
Hegseth disappointed Sexual Assault Training only covers prevention
Defense Secretary allegedly confused training for a ‘how-to’ seminar.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
NEW: Hegseth disappointed Sexual Assault Training only covers prevention www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-disa...
NEW: Duffel Blog presents: 10 other things Admiral Bradley is solely responsible for www.duffelblog.com/duffel-blog-...
Duffel Blog presents: 10 other things Admiral Bradley is solely responsible for
Admiral also responsible for 90% of what’s wrong with America
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December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
NEW: Duffel Blog presents: 10 other things Admiral Bradley is solely responsible for www.duffelblog.com/duffel-blog-...
NEW: Accountability! DoD IG fired over Hegseth Signal-gate report www.duffelblog.com/accountabili...
Accountability! DoD IG fired over Hegseth Signal-gate report
SECDEF roots out deep state bureaucrats pushing radical left ideologies of law and ethics.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
NEW: Accountability! DoD IG fired over Hegseth Signal-gate report www.duffelblog.com/accountabili...
NEW: Third-class petty officer promoted to first-class douchebag www.duffelblog.com/third-class-...
Third-class petty officer promoted to first-class douchebag
Retired as captain, remembered as cautionary tale.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
NEW: Third-class petty officer promoted to first-class douchebag www.duffelblog.com/third-class-...
NEW: Pentagon recalls Hegseth to active duty for violating most of the UCMJ www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-rec...
Pentagon recalls Hegseth to active duty for violating most of the UCMJ
“He promised accountability,” says lawyer holding 3,000-page indictment.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
NEW: Pentagon recalls Hegseth to active duty for violating most of the UCMJ www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-rec...
NEW: Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-dema...
Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful
The policy was praised by creepy E-7s going through their second divorce.
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November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
NEW: Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-dema...
NEW: Study confirms best time to be in military was exactly 5 years before you joined www.duffelblog.com/study-confir...
Study confirms best time to be in military was exactly 5 years before you joined
Every generation agrees: yours ruined everything.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
NEW: Study confirms best time to be in military was exactly 5 years before you joined www.duffelblog.com/study-confir...
NEW: Pentagon orders Guard troops to return pay after judge rules DC mission ‘unlawful' www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-ord...
Pentagon orders Guard troops to return pay after judge rules DC mission ‘unlawful'
The ruling has sent shockwaves through the ranks, especially among those who bought essential items like divorce attorneys, energy drinks, and Zyn.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
NEW: Pentagon orders Guard troops to return pay after judge rules DC mission ‘unlawful' www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-ord...
NEW: Saudi crown prince gifts Trump solid gold bone saw www.duffelblog.com/saudi-crown-...
Saudi crown prince gifts Trump solid gold bone saw
Kingdom's sharp diplomatic gesture cuts through red tape and flesh
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November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
NEW: Saudi crown prince gifts Trump solid gold bone saw www.duffelblog.com/saudi-crown-...
NEW: Guy who almost joined military now enjoying career as ICE agent www.duffelblog.com/guy-who-almo...
Guy who almost joined military now enjoying career as ICE agent
He may still join the military, but only after his mom gets back from Bingo.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
NEW: Guy who almost joined military now enjoying career as ICE agent www.duffelblog.com/guy-who-almo...
NEW: Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals www.duffelblog.com/trump-blows-...
Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals
“We trained our whole lives for this chapter,” sources say.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NEW: Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals www.duffelblog.com/trump-blows-...
NEW: Pentagon says US has ‘turned a corner’ in War on America
Pentagon says US has ‘turned a corner’ in War on America
Insurgents reportedly retreating into suburbs to secure oat milk supplies
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November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
NEW: Pentagon says US has ‘turned a corner’ in War on America
NEW: Stephen Miller calls ICE on commissary baggers for asking him to tip www.duffelblog.com/stephen-mill...
Stephen Miller calls ICE on commissary baggers for asking him to tip
“He screamed that tipping was socialism and threw a can of creamed corn at the nearest enlisted kid.”
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November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
NEW: Stephen Miller calls ICE on commissary baggers for asking him to tip www.duffelblog.com/stephen-mill...
NEW: True patriot: Hegseth maintains BAC of .1776 at all times www.duffelblog.com/true-patriot...
True patriot: Hegseth maintains BAC of .1776 at all times
"Being perpetually blitzed isn’t medically advisable,” said a Navy doctor. “But behaviorally? It tracks.”
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
NEW: True patriot: Hegseth maintains BAC of .1776 at all times www.duffelblog.com/true-patriot...
NEW: Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-mil...
Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads
After each crossing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, sentinels now scream “AFLAC!”
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November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
NEW: Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-mil...
NEW: Top 10 things SECDEF is spending money on while you’re not getting paid www.duffelblog.com/top-10-thing...
Top 10 things SECDEF is spending money on while you’re not getting paid
It's nice to know he's having the time of his life.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
NEW: Top 10 things SECDEF is spending money on while you’re not getting paid www.duffelblog.com/top-10-thing...
NEW: Soldiers react positively to flavored vape pits www.duffelblog.com/soldiers-rea...
Soldiers react positively to flavored vape pits
Troops say fruity clouds beat the smell of burning tires.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
NEW: Soldiers react positively to flavored vape pits www.duffelblog.com/soldiers-rea...
NEW: Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week www.duffelblog.com/trump-cia-ve...
Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week
President promises ‘best, most secret invasion ever — everybody knows it’
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October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
NEW: Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week www.duffelblog.com/trump-cia-ve...
NEW: Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of War
Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of War
Hegseth expected to ring Pentagon bell at close of every operation.
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October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
NEW: Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of War