Hot Sake
@hotsake.bsky.social
He/Him. Moss respecter. I HAVE A NORMAL AMOUNT OF SOCIAL SKILLS.
Pinned
"Commence th' jigglin'!"
Thanks got my new vocal stim for the week
Thanks got my new vocal stim for the week
February 17, 2026 at 9:41 PM
"Commence th' jigglin'!"
Thanks got my new vocal stim for the week
Thanks got my new vocal stim for the week
Going to spend the next 18 months using the Stephen A. Smith vs. J.D. Vance scenario to browbeat people into voting blue no matter who
Liberals I want you to commit to voting for Stephen A. Smith right now.
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Going to spend the next 18 months using the Stephen A. Smith vs. J.D. Vance scenario to browbeat people into voting blue no matter who
No one has ever been as excited as the guy from Europe when he realized Venus rhymes with seen us
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
No one has ever been as excited as the guy from Europe when he realized Venus rhymes with seen us
LOOK AT HER LITTLE FACE
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
LOOK AT HER LITTLE FACE
WY YouTube Official: "We asked 5 zoologists what they think about 100 humans vs. one xenomorph...
Let's see if they were right!"
Let's see if they were right!"
The Alien franchise is not cynical enough because the Weyland-Yutani corporation has yet to host a televised Battle Royale style game show pitting willing human contestants against a Xenomorph
mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
WY YouTube Official: "We asked 5 zoologists what they think about 100 humans vs. one xenomorph...
Let's see if they were right!"
Let's see if they were right!"
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They called them Near Abroad Direct Action Operations, NADA Ops. The "joke" in the CalSec cafeterias, which made its way out later in the hearings was that "What does the operator say when asked if there are civilians in the area? Nada...oops!". Even decades later, Arizona didn't find it funny.
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
They called them Near Abroad Direct Action Operations, NADA Ops. The "joke" in the CalSec cafeterias, which made its way out later in the hearings was that "What does the operator say when asked if there are civilians in the area? Nada...oops!". Even decades later, Arizona didn't find it funny.
This part is wild:
"Select participants will be asked to join smaller focus groups with the Discord CEO. In order to let teen perspectives shine, no other adults will be allowed in. Focus group members will give direct feedback during a variety of fun activities, such as camping or boating."
"Select participants will be asked to join smaller focus groups with the Discord CEO. In order to let teen perspectives shine, no other adults will be allowed in. Focus group members will give direct feedback during a variety of fun activities, such as camping or boating."
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This part is wild:
"Select participants will be asked to join smaller focus groups with the Discord CEO. In order to let teen perspectives shine, no other adults will be allowed in. Focus group members will give direct feedback during a variety of fun activities, such as camping or boating."
"Select participants will be asked to join smaller focus groups with the Discord CEO. In order to let teen perspectives shine, no other adults will be allowed in. Focus group members will give direct feedback during a variety of fun activities, such as camping or boating."
Printing out and mailing this to the IRS instead of a 1040 just to see if they're paying attention.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Printing out and mailing this to the IRS instead of a 1040 just to see if they're paying attention.
Neighbor cat is completely undeterred by freezing temperatures
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Neighbor cat is completely undeterred by freezing temperatures
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Ghosts continue to visit the bathrooms they used when alive, even if the house has been rebuilt since that time. This is why they seem to poop in toilets that no longer exist, or are able to piss through walls.
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Ghosts continue to visit the bathrooms they used when alive, even if the house has been rebuilt since that time. This is why they seem to poop in toilets that no longer exist, or are able to piss through walls.
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Cats are like “I see you enjoyed my head nuzzling you, but just wait until you meet my asshole!”
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Cats are like “I see you enjoyed my head nuzzling you, but just wait until you meet my asshole!”
Blue Jay party outside the window. They like the peanuts we put out.
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Blue Jay party outside the window. They like the peanuts we put out.
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2005: you can rent a movie, it’s about $5
2011: you have 1-2 subscriptions for ~$20 and can watch most things
2022: you could see almost anything — with 13 subscriptions for $150
2026: every subscription is $30 w/ads and has 3 movies, or rent for $35
~1999-present: your local library has the dvd
2011: you have 1-2 subscriptions for ~$20 and can watch most things
2022: you could see almost anything — with 13 subscriptions for $150
2026: every subscription is $30 w/ads and has 3 movies, or rent for $35
~1999-present: your local library has the dvd
is it just me or is like every movie being removed from streaming services and now you have to pay to rent them again
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 PM
2005: you can rent a movie, it’s about $5
2011: you have 1-2 subscriptions for ~$20 and can watch most things
2022: you could see almost anything — with 13 subscriptions for $150
2026: every subscription is $30 w/ads and has 3 movies, or rent for $35
~1999-present: your local library has the dvd
2011: you have 1-2 subscriptions for ~$20 and can watch most things
2022: you could see almost anything — with 13 subscriptions for $150
2026: every subscription is $30 w/ads and has 3 movies, or rent for $35
~1999-present: your local library has the dvd
Pro tip: if you forget a copper-bottom saucepan on the stove while boiling water, and it scorches, mind how you pick it up. You don't want melted solder on your feet.
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Pro tip: if you forget a copper-bottom saucepan on the stove while boiling water, and it scorches, mind how you pick it up. You don't want melted solder on your feet.
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You just know a ICE agent hate to see this bitch comin
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
You just know a ICE agent hate to see this bitch comin
Getting this Rossy portrait of my cats printed and framed!
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Getting this Rossy portrait of my cats printed and framed!
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I have some more £10 doodly sketchy commissions available now! Please send me a message if you would like one!
(It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)
(It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I have some more £10 doodly sketchy commissions available now! Please send me a message if you would like one!
(It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)
(It doesn't have to be a goblin, I just like goblins the best)
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You never need to give awful people credit for occasionally doing the right thing, however you can take heart when a deeply cynical person sticks their finger in the wind and pivots rapidly in the correct direction
pretty wild statement re: Republican Chris Madel drop from race for MN governor:
"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
You never need to give awful people credit for occasionally doing the right thing, however you can take heart when a deeply cynical person sticks their finger in the wind and pivots rapidly in the correct direction
Red-bellied and Downy Woodpeckers taking turns on the suet feeder this morning
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Red-bellied and Downy Woodpeckers taking turns on the suet feeder this morning
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I do dearly miss the sun...
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I do dearly miss the sun...
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If things unfolded like that video seems to depict, it’s arguably worse than the killing of Renee Good. It’s maybe the worst filmed law enforcement killing I’ve seen since Philip Brailsford murdered Daniel Shaver.
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
If things unfolded like that video seems to depict, it’s arguably worse than the killing of Renee Good. It’s maybe the worst filmed law enforcement killing I’ve seen since Philip Brailsford murdered Daniel Shaver.
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Christ the video of that killing is horrifying. But what happens in it is also far worse than calling it a shooting gets across. It is an execution. There’s a single unjustifiable shot and then a decision to just fire several more rounds into a prone victim.
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Christ the video of that killing is horrifying. But what happens in it is also far worse than calling it a shooting gets across. It is an execution. There’s a single unjustifiable shot and then a decision to just fire several more rounds into a prone victim.