🎃🦇🍂dangersquirrel ❤️🖤🤍💚 בנימין
@thisisnotbenji.bsky.social
Dish washer for the revolution. Come for the politics and stay for the sports, or vice versa.
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Your yearly reminder that “holiday” celebrations that only include Christian traditions are not, in fact, inclusive even if you don’t use the word Christmas, so tbh I’d rather you just say it’s Christmas.
Until a few years ago, ugly holiday sweaters didn’t exist. They’re ugly Christmas sweaters, with some generic Jewish iconography to be “inclusive.” But the truth is, when I have to buy one to wear to a work party, I feel like I’m in another culture’s drag.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Your yearly reminder that “holiday” celebrations that only include Christian traditions are not, in fact, inclusive even if you don’t use the word Christmas, so tbh I’d rather you just say it’s Christmas.
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give me the quadrivalent mRNA flu vaccine right now. put it in me
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
give me the quadrivalent mRNA flu vaccine right now. put it in me
I'm late to the Hater Party but Emilia Perez sucks and now I've finally reviewed this year's Best Picture nominees.
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REVIEW: Emilia Pérez - France (Best Picture and Best International Feature Nominee 2025) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
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November 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'm late to the Hater Party but Emilia Perez sucks and now I've finally reviewed this year's Best Picture nominees.
www.patreon.com/posts/123101...
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I’m still just surprised they didn’t call pass interference on Riley Moss on the game-winning field goal.
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m still just surprised they didn’t call pass interference on Riley Moss on the game-winning field goal.
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{yakov smirnoff voice} In Fascist America, Robert F. Kennedy commit grisly public murder of YOU!
August 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
{yakov smirnoff voice} In Fascist America, Robert F. Kennedy commit grisly public murder of YOU!
I reference this scene on a fairly regular basis and I’m 80% sure my wife still thinks I made it up. I did not!! This was really in Breaking Bad!!
Oh thank GOD
Some Internet pirate ripped @mattczap.bsky.social's AMAZING animated version of Badger's "Star Trek" spec script from "Breaking Bad"
We commissioned this at Vulture in 2013, right when I started there as the video chief, but the original was lost in a server migration
LLAP, folks 🖖:
Some Internet pirate ripped @mattczap.bsky.social's AMAZING animated version of Badger's "Star Trek" spec script from "Breaking Bad"
We commissioned this at Vulture in 2013, right when I started there as the video chief, but the original was lost in a server migration
LLAP, folks 🖖:
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I reference this scene on a fairly regular basis and I’m 80% sure my wife still thinks I made it up. I did not!! This was really in Breaking Bad!!
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obviously this is bad, but it’s long been true of other countries we praise to the skies for their healthcare and a lot of progressive Americans don’t want to acknowledge that as a huge vector of oppression. there are a lot of places I couldn’t emigrate to even if I wanted bc they have BMI limits
Obesity's now on the list of considerations, as well as cancer, & mental health, that may result in denial of an immigrant visa.
"Those who suffer from these medical conditions could become a “public charge,” & drain the nation of its resources, the directive argued."
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"Those who suffer from these medical conditions could become a “public charge,” & drain the nation of its resources, the directive argued."
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State Department to allow denial of immigrant visas to those with health issues, including obesity
US State Department guidance could deny immigrant visas for health conditions like obesity.
nypost.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
obviously this is bad, but it’s long been true of other countries we praise to the skies for their healthcare and a lot of progressive Americans don’t want to acknowledge that as a huge vector of oppression. there are a lot of places I couldn’t emigrate to even if I wanted bc they have BMI limits
I love that teams complained about the tush push so much that now that they can all do it too they’ve got the league calling false start on half of them. Shoulda just got good!
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I love that teams complained about the tush push so much that now that they can all do it too they’ve got the league calling false start on half of them. Shoulda just got good!
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God it’s almost like the left has proven correct about practically everything over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and…
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
God it’s almost like the left has proven correct about practically everything over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and…
If I ever do make it onto Jeopardy I will credit watching the show for honing both my knowledge base (by answering clues) and my buzzer technique (by hitting mute the very moment the fucking ads come on).
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If I ever do make it onto Jeopardy I will credit watching the show for honing both my knowledge base (by answering clues) and my buzzer technique (by hitting mute the very moment the fucking ads come on).
Is now a good time to mention that at the start of the season I predicted the broncos would sweep the chiefs, split with the chargers, and get swept by the raiders?
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Is now a good time to mention that at the start of the season I predicted the broncos would sweep the chiefs, split with the chargers, and get swept by the raiders?
I’m not really worried yet but it would be nice to have even a single first down 20 minutes into a home game against a 2-win rival on national TV.
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m not really worried yet but it would be nice to have even a single first down 20 minutes into a home game against a 2-win rival on national TV.
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Best Picture 2025
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Best Picture 2025
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I'm still thinking about this.
There is SNAP fraud, but it's not recipients doing it, it's every corporation that doesn't pay a living wage.
There is SNAP fraud, but it's not recipients doing it, it's every corporation that doesn't pay a living wage.
Very notably, people are working full-time at Walmart, and still qualifying for SNAP. Walmart gives their employees a class on applying for benefits.
And then those employees spend their SNAP *at Walmart*.
That's the con, right there.
And then those employees spend their SNAP *at Walmart*.
That's the con, right there.
Let me trickle a few clues on the trail to understanding food insecurity in a nation that COULD, and damn well SHOULD, easily afford sufficient food in this country for everyone, birth to death. 1. Many people who need food assistance *are working full time* but are paid so little they cannot
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm still thinking about this.
There is SNAP fraud, but it's not recipients doing it, it's every corporation that doesn't pay a living wage.
There is SNAP fraud, but it's not recipients doing it, it's every corporation that doesn't pay a living wage.
Halfway through the NFL season, here is a "will my team make the playoffs" tier list, a projected playoff bracket, and a deeply biased ranking of all teams, because I needed something to take my mind off of Everything.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Halfway through the NFL season, here is a "will my team make the playoffs" tier list, a projected playoff bracket, and a deeply biased ranking of all teams, because I needed something to take my mind off of Everything.
Got a free dinner from a local BBQ restaurant that is giving away meals to help people affected by the shutdown, and I will say the best sauce is actually the feeling of being taken care of by your community.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Got a free dinner from a local BBQ restaurant that is giving away meals to help people affected by the shutdown, and I will say the best sauce is actually the feeling of being taken care of by your community.
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
My new policy is that however much c*****mas infringes upon Halloween, I will continue to celebrate Halloween to a commensurate degree past December 25th. This year I first heard a c*****mas ad on OCTOBER FUCKING 2ND so Halloween will last until January 23rd. Thank you, and happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My new policy is that however much c*****mas infringes upon Halloween, I will continue to celebrate Halloween to a commensurate degree past December 25th. This year I first heard a c*****mas ad on OCTOBER FUCKING 2ND so Halloween will last until January 23rd. Thank you, and happy Halloween.
Traveling with a baby is like being a celebrity famous for starring in a movie that was a huge box office hit but is loathed by a small but determined segment of the population.
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Traveling with a baby is like being a celebrity famous for starring in a movie that was a huge box office hit but is loathed by a small but determined segment of the population.
Airports are a scam that happens to be where you can get on a plane.
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Airports are a scam that happens to be where you can get on a plane.
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you are so much closer to needing disability benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire.
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
you are so much closer to needing disability benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire.