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@thisisnotbenji.bsky.social
Dish washer for the revolution. Come for the politics and stay for the sports, or vice versa.
Halfway through the NFL season, here is a "will my team make the playoffs" tier list, a projected playoff bracket, and a deeply biased ranking of all teams, because I needed something to take my mind off of Everything.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Halfway through the NFL season, here is a "will my team make the playoffs" tier list, a projected playoff bracket, and a deeply biased ranking of all teams, because I needed something to take my mind off of Everything.
1/3 of the way through the NFL season, here's a "will my team make the playoffs?" tier list, a bracket, and a totally delusional power ranking.
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
1/3 of the way through the NFL season, here's a "will my team make the playoffs?" tier list, a bracket, and a totally delusional power ranking.
I cannot afford to go to geek girl con this year and it very well might be the last one ever, so, definitely no symbolic meaning to that.
October 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I cannot afford to go to geek girl con this year and it very well might be the last one ever, so, definitely no symbolic meaning to that.
I didn't post week 2 picks before the games so you'll have to take my word for it.
September 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I didn't post week 2 picks before the games so you'll have to take my word for it.
I did terrible at picking week 1 NFL games so I’m tweeting the results here in the middle of the night and while everyone is still more caught up in the Stupid Fascism Drama du Jour.
September 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I did terrible at picking week 1 NFL games so I’m tweeting the results here in the middle of the night and while everyone is still more caught up in the Stupid Fascism Drama du Jour.
As always. Rinse, repeat.
September 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
As always. Rinse, repeat.
Wish I had the gumption to pick the jets but I do not.
I will say, this particular season of Bread and Circuses is not really doing its job when the bread costs an arm and a leg and the circus is drenched in advertisements for the fascist regime and its sponsors.
I will say, this particular season of Bread and Circuses is not really doing its job when the bread costs an arm and a leg and the circus is drenched in advertisements for the fascist regime and its sponsors.
September 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wish I had the gumption to pick the jets but I do not.
I will say, this particular season of Bread and Circuses is not really doing its job when the bread costs an arm and a leg and the circus is drenched in advertisements for the fascist regime and its sponsors.
I will say, this particular season of Bread and Circuses is not really doing its job when the bread costs an arm and a leg and the circus is drenched in advertisements for the fascist regime and its sponsors.
Got week 1 NFL rankings, a Will Your Team Make the Playoffs tier list, and also a predicted bracket. They are not good.
September 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Got week 1 NFL rankings, a Will Your Team Make the Playoffs tier list, and also a predicted bracket. They are not good.
Alright I have fully given up twitter which means You People are gonna have to put up with me being Not Neurotypical about the NFL season. Here is a helpful guide to my biases:
August 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Alright I have fully given up twitter which means You People are gonna have to put up with me being Not Neurotypical about the NFL season. Here is a helpful guide to my biases:
HBO homepage got a little confused.
July 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
HBO homepage got a little confused.
I know better than to watch any super bowl featuring the chiefs, patriots, or cowboys*
*there is an obscure nfl rule that allows the cowboys to play in super bowls, though it has not come into play in my lifetime.
*there is an obscure nfl rule that allows the cowboys to play in super bowls, though it has not come into play in my lifetime.
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I know better than to watch any super bowl featuring the chiefs, patriots, or cowboys*
*there is an obscure nfl rule that allows the cowboys to play in super bowls, though it has not come into play in my lifetime.
*there is an obscure nfl rule that allows the cowboys to play in super bowls, though it has not come into play in my lifetime.
Official Super Bowl prediction, btw
February 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Official Super Bowl prediction, btw