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Joe Haydu
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Engineer, miscreant, clean source of renewable snark. he/him
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Optimus prime with his hand on his chin and the caption hmmm…. Fair point now let me tell you why that’s bullshit
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I hate how timeless this image is.
Two scenes from the Simpsons, the top has a sign that says Republican convention inside on the left and a campaign rally with banners reading we what what’s worst for everyone and we’re just plain evil on the left. The bottom image follows the same format but the sign reads democratic convention inside and the banners reading we hate life and ourselves and we can’t govern!
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Two soldiers drawn comic book style. One says hey hey look who it is. The other replies the “press”
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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It appears that every county in the state shifted left by several points at minimum
A chart showing the results of the VA governor’s election by county. Every county is shifted left from 2024 by between 4 to 16 points.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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A picture of John Brown with the text Hey guys what’s going on in this thread?
October 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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So, I made a meme…..
A cat in a suit looking up from reading a newspaper. The text reads I should tattoo Tx. Vs Johnson on my head and burn a flag at an ICE center
October 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The right response to that demand is this:
A fire medic unit ambulance with the back door cracked so that one door reads Fire Me and the other reads Dic Unit
September 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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If you see this picture post a random image from your device.
A Victorian-esq logo showing two handlebar mustached, bare chested men squared up to box. There is an arched banner at the top reading Queensberry Rules, and at the bottom of the logo is the text Waffle House.
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Oh, I can guess
Peter from family guy with a skin tone chart.
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Petain, leader of Vichy France and all around traitor to the ideas of liberty and western democracy, shakes hands with Hitler, a man only slightly more evil and slightly less crazy than Donald Trump. A Nazi officer, the ideological equivalent of a modern GOP congressional representative, stands by in the background. All these men died in infamy, and provide an object lesson to our current collection of mostly useless and/or evil politicians.
September 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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If you see this quote with the energy u bring to Bluesky
A small anime critter with the caption “I don’t get enough credit for acting far less insane than I actually am”
September 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I refuse to have empathy for him, it’s what he would have wanted
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Yeah, we know, people like you have been around for hundreds of years. We’re all just pointing out your obviously lack of ability to understand that you’re the fucking stupid one in this interaction.
John Locke saying “few men think, yet all will have opinions. hence men’s opinions are superficial and confused.”
September 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Your last saved photo is your philosophy
John Locke saying “few men think, yet all will have opinions. Hence men’s opinions are superficial and confused.”
September 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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This is what happens when you only learn from Bob Jones textbooks:
A textbook page with a picture of a girl in a pink outfit blow drying her hair. The text on the page reads “electricity is a mystery. No one has ever observed it or heard it or felt it. We can see and hear and feel only what electricity does. We know it makes lightbulbs shine and irons heat up and telephones ring. But we cannot say what electricity itself is like. We cannot even say where electricity comes from. Some scientists think that the sun may be the source of most electricity. Others oh g that the movement of the earth produces some of it. All anyone knows is that electricity seems to be everywhere and that there are many ways to bring it forth. How would you have to change the way you get ready for schools if you did not use electricity.” Every word of the text is wrong and stupid, and the people responsible for it should be the first against the wall. The page also quotes Psalm 77:18.
September 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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A orange bird with bulging eyes. He’s quiet in the first panel, in the second panel he’s saying “Listen here, you little shit”
September 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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A douche from Mallrats saying “what, like the back of a Volkswagen?”
August 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is.
Three kids enjoying the museum of natural history exhibits.
August 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A four panel comic. A man who resembles a 50s greaser in a black jacket takes a swig from a flask in the first panel. In the next panel, he offers it to a woman in a yellow coat and asks “want a sip?”. In the third panel she takes a sip. In the final panel, she has a disgusted look on her face and asks “What to fuck? Is this soup?” The man answers “Broccoli Cheddar.”
August 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Charles Darwin, with his finger to his lips and the caption “Shh. I’ve got this.”
August 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I grew up on these streets
A screenshot from the original NES TMNT game. A green turtle walks on a grey street next to a blue building. A purple foot clan turtle roller is next to him. He’s probably fucked and about to become a road pizza, because the game was super hard.
August 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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So it begins
A close up of a shambling mound minifig on a blue plate, being painted brown, green, yellow, and red The back of the head of a small child with a minifigure on a blue plate in the background
July 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A woman stirring a pot with the caption “if you can’t make your own, store bought is fine”
July 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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If you see this, I implore you to post from your device without context.
A flork with a plate of crab Rangoon, saying “really? Right in front of my crab Rangoons?”
July 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Hey, um, I have an idea:
Captain American punching the ever loving shit out of Hitler, a Nazi.
July 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM