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@jmshghtwr.bsky.social
Catnip farmer.
"Surprisingly wise when impaired" -- blueskyroast.com
"Surprisingly wise when impaired" -- blueskyroast.com
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they gotta fix this shit ASAP
February 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
they gotta fix this shit ASAP
The department my life and social media
In the brain cooker, talking to people with cooked brains, thinking about how my brain is perfectly raw
February 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The department my life and social media
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toilet getting turdmogged by this shitmaxxer
February 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
toilet getting turdmogged by this shitmaxxer
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So Bree hinted at this story a few days ago, but I want to circle back now that I have permission to share it.
WHISTLES OUT: A WHISTLE CREW MYSTERY
WHISTLES OUT: A WHISTLE CREW MYSTERY
and the lady in our inbox who caused us to go into a Whistles Out: a Benoit Blanc Mystery spiral for half the day because she had rallied so many people to request whistles to the same town that we thought it was a scam, but no she just convinced like 700 people to mobilize and we love her so much
February 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
So Bree hinted at this story a few days ago, but I want to circle back now that I have permission to share it.
WHISTLES OUT: A WHISTLE CREW MYSTERY
WHISTLES OUT: A WHISTLE CREW MYSTERY
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Duh
Duh
Scoop: Ring's CEO told staff Search Party is not going to be just for dogs, according to a leaked email I obtained. Said it is "first for finding dogs" before suggesting it would be expanded to be used for crime:
www.404media.co/leaked-email...
www.404media.co/leaked-email...
February 18, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Duh
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You know it smell crazy in there
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
You know it smell crazy in there
Just posting to assure my friends and family it wasn't me
February 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Just posting to assure my friends and family it wasn't me
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so, what do you do for work?
February 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
so, what do you do for work?
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Take this down. Nobody can know the secret.
February 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Take this down. Nobody can know the secret.
Can't fool me, that's Duke Nukem
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Can't fool me, that's Duke Nukem
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rip robert duvall, the most likable republican in hollywood
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
rip robert duvall, the most likable republican in hollywood
Same.
February 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Same.
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simple really 💅
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
simple really 💅
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Cola fam I love you
February 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Cola fam I love you
Yo
Getting people to say “I don’t get it but live and let live” is a victory because it overwhelmingly leads to “Ah, now I get it”
But without that “live and let live” attitude, they never reach the getting it stage.
But without that “live and let live” attitude, they never reach the getting it stage.
February 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Yo
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thank you… pam bondi? for insulting culver city so I could, indirectly, discover a phenomenal mexican restaurant I wasn’t previously aware of?
these margaritas and tacos are great
these margaritas and tacos are great
February 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
thank you… pam bondi? for insulting culver city so I could, indirectly, discover a phenomenal mexican restaurant I wasn’t previously aware of?
these margaritas and tacos are great
these margaritas and tacos are great
Always
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Always
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Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
This administration in a nutshell. Hubris, narcissism, continually aggrieved whether in power or out. Always angry, always vengeful.
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This administration in a nutshell. Hubris, narcissism, continually aggrieved whether in power or out. Always angry, always vengeful.
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I will not be explaining any further driving 15 goddamn miles per hour lll
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I will not be explaining any further driving 15 goddamn miles per hour lll
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as someone who posts about this now that Scalia's dead:
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
as someone who posts about this now that Scalia's dead:
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Straight outta Culver
February 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Straight outta Culver
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truly addiction is a terrible disease
HGTV has canceled its home restoration series, Rehab Addict, after host Nicole Curtis was caught using a racial slur during filming.
‘Rehab Addict’ Canceled by HGTV After Host Nicole Curtis Uses Racial Slur During Filming
HGTV has canceled its home restoration series, Rehab Addict, after host Nicole Curtis was caught using a racial slur during filming.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
truly addiction is a terrible disease