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Understimulated at rest (delayed retirement arc)
@jmshghtwr.bsky.social
Catnip farmer.

"Surprisingly wise when impaired" -- blueskyroast.com
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Dispatch #01942 from Zuma (CLASSIFIED)

1. Ligma Storage Facility
2. Lone Microscopes
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Demolished the white house, lowered the flag.
Don't you think he looks tired?
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Okebamba-kun, a laid-back horse with a golf course on his head, is the PR ambassador for Oketo Town, Hokkaido.
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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"but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain."
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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New Vogon poetry just dropped: Ode to a Worm In My Beloved's Head
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The Stars and Stripes has fallen to the ground at the White House tonight. I think the symbolism speaks for itself.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I kinda like the theory about the horse.
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Part of solving the literacy crisis has to be a really hard look at how and why left-leaning organizations ended up ignoring the actual scientific research in favor of teaching nonsense. We can't fix it if we're not honest about it.
Sold a Story: How Teaching Kids to Read Went So Wrong
There's an idea about how children learn to read that's held sway in schools for more than a generation — even though it was proven wrong by cognitive scientists decades ago. Teaching methods based on...
features.apmreports.org
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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if Dems have any sense they'll just put this guys headshot next to every price rise chart, never seen a smugger more insufferable guy, this is an instant Public Enemy Number 1 face
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?

HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--

KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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it's frustrating because autistic people aren't actually worse at communication in general. autist-autist communication is just as effective as allist-allist (if not more so!) and alistics do just as poorly communicating with autistics as autistics do with them journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...
Autistic peer-to-peer information transfer is highly effective - Catherine J Crompton, Danielle Ropar, Claire VM Evans-Williams, Emma G Flynn, Sue Fletcher-Watson, 2020
Effective information transfer requires social communication skills. As autism is clinically defined by social communication deficits, it may be expected that i...
journals.sagepub.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Solomon spittin' truth here
A skinny lady in a wrap dress… that’s fine

WHEN THAT LADY THICK AS CUSTARD?????
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Talking about MTG here.
even if she is lying (and we have no reason to think she’s stopped being racist or bigoted or antisemitic), the nature of her lie is notable: it shows us she thinks the permission structure for acceptable public behavior and rhetoric is changing. She’s never been dim, so she’s changing too.
I'm actually shocked. Good on Dana Bash for asking the question, and I genuinely would not have expected Greene to answer the way she did.
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Posting ghost jobs should be illegal. If companies do this to harvest consumer data or create the appearance that they are “always hiring” to appease investors, how is this just not fraud? Is there a meaningful legislative remedy for this?
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
ACAB
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Donald Trump commuted the sentence of a Ponzi schemer named Eliyahu Weinstein, WHO WAS JUST SENTENCED AGAIN TO 37 YEARS IN PRISON FOR STEALING $40 MILLION FROM HIS CLIENTS.

The corruption is unbelievable.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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or is the piss tank 50% empty??
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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it's the story of an utterly amoral, ambitious person who scented an easy opportunity to climb the ladder of power by attaching herself to a guy likely to get power under Trump II
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Holding court at the Algonquin Round Table Pizza
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Yes, iPad Minis exist to satisfy an incel mindset.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The first rule of Elite Fuck Club is no one talks about Elite Fuck Club. Because it involves underaged women, unbalanced power dynamics, and couches. They take it to email and Signal instead.
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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ⓘ this user has been banned for threatening to kill god
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM