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SIGINT #2700 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Pirated Spirits
2. Staircase of Paper
3. Buried Molasses
1. Pirated Spirits
2. Staircase of Paper
3. Buried Molasses
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 AM
SIGINT #2700 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Pirated Spirits
2. Staircase of Paper
3. Buried Molasses
1. Pirated Spirits
2. Staircase of Paper
3. Buried Molasses
Update #2135 from FalconSAT-8 (USAP)
1. Welsh Rabbit Center
2. Jade Standing Desk Depot
1. Welsh Rabbit Center
2. Jade Standing Desk Depot
February 18, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Update #2135 from FalconSAT-8 (USAP)
1. Welsh Rabbit Center
2. Jade Standing Desk Depot
1. Welsh Rabbit Center
2. Jade Standing Desk Depot
SIGINT #955 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Reservoir of Fiery Edibles
2. Antique Gyroscopes
3. Boundless Weather
1. Reservoir of Fiery Edibles
2. Antique Gyroscopes
3. Boundless Weather
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
SIGINT #955 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Reservoir of Fiery Edibles
2. Antique Gyroscopes
3. Boundless Weather
1. Reservoir of Fiery Edibles
2. Antique Gyroscopes
3. Boundless Weather
IMINT #5813 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Well of Subsonic Ring Lights
2. Pyramid of Ferrets
3. Pagan Under Construction
1. Well of Subsonic Ring Lights
2. Pyramid of Ferrets
3. Pagan Under Construction
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
IMINT #5813 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Well of Subsonic Ring Lights
2. Pyramid of Ferrets
3. Pagan Under Construction
1. Well of Subsonic Ring Lights
2. Pyramid of Ferrets
3. Pagan Under Construction
Update #9727 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Moist White Noise
2. Hail Runway
1. Moist White Noise
2. Hail Runway
February 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Update #9727 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Moist White Noise
2. Hail Runway
1. Moist White Noise
2. Hail Runway
IMINT #047 from RASR-2 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Cryptic Panda Bear Convention
2. Cybertruck Doomscrolling Simulation
1. Cryptic Panda Bear Convention
2. Cybertruck Doomscrolling Simulation
February 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
IMINT #047 from RASR-2 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Cryptic Panda Bear Convention
2. Cybertruck Doomscrolling Simulation
1. Cryptic Panda Bear Convention
2. Cybertruck Doomscrolling Simulation
Transmission #4271 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Mountain of Sewage
2. Cosmic Source of Hallelujah Covers
3. Liminal Webkinz Exhibit
1. Mountain of Sewage
2. Cosmic Source of Hallelujah Covers
3. Liminal Webkinz Exhibit
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Transmission #4271 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Mountain of Sewage
2. Cosmic Source of Hallelujah Covers
3. Liminal Webkinz Exhibit
1. Mountain of Sewage
2. Cosmic Source of Hallelujah Covers
3. Liminal Webkinz Exhibit
IMINT #908 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Future Palisade
2. BDSM Launch Pads
3. WWII Dugout
1. Future Palisade
2. BDSM Launch Pads
3. WWII Dugout
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 AM
IMINT #908 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Future Palisade
2. BDSM Launch Pads
3. WWII Dugout
1. Future Palisade
2. BDSM Launch Pads
3. WWII Dugout
IMINT #9694 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Abandoned Arena
2. Fanatic Scissors Corral
3. Frozen Tortoises
1. Abandoned Arena
2. Fanatic Scissors Corral
3. Frozen Tortoises
February 17, 2026 at 8:51 AM
IMINT #9694 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Abandoned Arena
2. Fanatic Scissors Corral
3. Frozen Tortoises
1. Abandoned Arena
2. Fanatic Scissors Corral
3. Frozen Tortoises
Transmission #531 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Electric Energy
1. Electric Energy
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Transmission #531 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Electric Energy
1. Electric Energy
Dispatch #2127 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. L'IL Gods
2. Labyrinth of Sacred Horse Dewormer
3. Pataphysical Coven of Mars
1. L'IL Gods
2. Labyrinth of Sacred Horse Dewormer
3. Pataphysical Coven of Mars
February 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Dispatch #2127 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. L'IL Gods
2. Labyrinth of Sacred Horse Dewormer
3. Pataphysical Coven of Mars
1. L'IL Gods
2. Labyrinth of Sacred Horse Dewormer
3. Pataphysical Coven of Mars
IMINT #256 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Unstable Baby Doll Commissary
2. Diamond Baby Dolls
1. Unstable Baby Doll Commissary
2. Diamond Baby Dolls
February 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
IMINT #256 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Unstable Baby Doll Commissary
2. Diamond Baby Dolls
1. Unstable Baby Doll Commissary
2. Diamond Baby Dolls
MASINT #680 from Zuma (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Unnameable Cheat Codes
2. Legendary Termite Bridge
1. Unnameable Cheat Codes
2. Legendary Termite Bridge
February 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
MASINT #680 from Zuma (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Unnameable Cheat Codes
2. Legendary Termite Bridge
1. Unnameable Cheat Codes
2. Legendary Termite Bridge
Manifest #301 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Unearthly Lubricant Cathedral
2. Shattered Mambo
1. Unearthly Lubricant Cathedral
2. Shattered Mambo
February 16, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Manifest #301 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Unearthly Lubricant Cathedral
2. Shattered Mambo
1. Unearthly Lubricant Cathedral
2. Shattered Mambo
Dispatch #97810 from NROL-111 (USAP)
1. 500-Year-Old Prison of Milk
2. Snow Armory
3. Unstable Cage of Plastic
1. 500-Year-Old Prison of Milk
2. Snow Armory
3. Unstable Cage of Plastic
February 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Dispatch #97810 from NROL-111 (USAP)
1. 500-Year-Old Prison of Milk
2. Snow Armory
3. Unstable Cage of Plastic
1. 500-Year-Old Prison of Milk
2. Snow Armory
3. Unstable Cage of Plastic
Manifest #932 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Cistern of Heat Domes
1. Cistern of Heat Domes
February 16, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Manifest #932 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Cistern of Heat Domes
1. Cistern of Heat Domes
Transmission #06659 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Pile of Ash
2. Cistern of Nature
3. Legendary Cruise Ship Embankment
1. Pile of Ash
2. Cistern of Nature
3. Legendary Cruise Ship Embankment
February 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Transmission #06659 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Pile of Ash
2. Cistern of Nature
3. Legendary Cruise Ship Embankment
1. Pile of Ash
2. Cistern of Nature
3. Legendary Cruise Ship Embankment
SIGINT #82918 from NROL-111 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Quantum Gravity
2. Ice Cold Storage
1. Quantum Gravity
2. Ice Cold Storage
February 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
SIGINT #82918 from NROL-111 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Quantum Gravity
2. Ice Cold Storage
1. Quantum Gravity
2. Ice Cold Storage
Manifest #821 from Zuma (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Forlorn Data Helipad
2. Oblique Phantom Lab
3. Blessed Clusterfuck Vehicles
1. Forlorn Data Helipad
2. Oblique Phantom Lab
3. Blessed Clusterfuck Vehicles
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Manifest #821 from Zuma (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Forlorn Data Helipad
2. Oblique Phantom Lab
3. Blessed Clusterfuck Vehicles
1. Forlorn Data Helipad
2. Oblique Phantom Lab
3. Blessed Clusterfuck Vehicles
Dispatch #7232 from RASR-2 (USAP)
1. L'IL Magick
2. Crimson Horse Dewormer
3. Ancient Freight Train of Salmon
1. L'IL Magick
2. Crimson Horse Dewormer
3. Ancient Freight Train of Salmon
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Dispatch #7232 from RASR-2 (USAP)
1. L'IL Magick
2. Crimson Horse Dewormer
3. Ancient Freight Train of Salmon
1. L'IL Magick
2. Crimson Horse Dewormer
3. Ancient Freight Train of Salmon
Dispatch #1777 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE)
1. House of Cults
2. Quarantined Abacus Site
3. Ethereal Plasma
1. House of Cults
2. Quarantined Abacus Site
3. Ethereal Plasma
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dispatch #1777 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE)
1. House of Cults
2. Quarantined Abacus Site
3. Ethereal Plasma
1. House of Cults
2. Quarantined Abacus Site
3. Ethereal Plasma
Transmission #940 from NROL-111 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Former Chant Armory
2. Demonic Well of Sign Painters
3. Epic Chaos Complex
1. Former Chant Armory
2. Demonic Well of Sign Painters
3. Epic Chaos Complex
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Transmission #940 from NROL-111 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Former Chant Armory
2. Demonic Well of Sign Painters
3. Epic Chaos Complex
1. Former Chant Armory
2. Demonic Well of Sign Painters
3. Epic Chaos Complex
Dispatch #30610 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI)
1. Pagan Moons
2. Excess Assassins
3. Citadel of Weather
1. Pagan Moons
2. Excess Assassins
3. Citadel of Weather
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Dispatch #30610 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI)
1. Pagan Moons
2. Excess Assassins
3. Citadel of Weather
1. Pagan Moons
2. Excess Assassins
3. Citadel of Weather
Update #5077 from █████ ███████ ██ (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Archive of Smoke
2. Abyss of Bloody Mambo
3. Gin and Tonic Zone
1. Archive of Smoke
2. Abyss of Bloody Mambo
3. Gin and Tonic Zone
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Update #5077 from █████ ███████ ██ (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Archive of Smoke
2. Abyss of Bloody Mambo
3. Gin and Tonic Zone
1. Archive of Smoke
2. Abyss of Bloody Mambo
3. Gin and Tonic Zone
Transmission #12902 from Zuma (ACCM)
1. Paddock of Kaleidoscopes
2. Canal of Chants
3. Astral Abattoir of Spice
1. Paddock of Kaleidoscopes
2. Canal of Chants
3. Astral Abattoir of Spice
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Transmission #12902 from Zuma (ACCM)
1. Paddock of Kaleidoscopes
2. Canal of Chants
3. Astral Abattoir of Spice
1. Paddock of Kaleidoscopes
2. Canal of Chants
3. Astral Abattoir of Spice