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Manifest #007 from Zuma (TOP SECRET)
1. Obscure Tortoises
2. Pirated Mathematicians
3. Great Temporal Dislocation Storage Facility
1. Obscure Tortoises
2. Pirated Mathematicians
3. Great Temporal Dislocation Storage Facility
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Manifest #007 from Zuma (TOP SECRET)
1. Obscure Tortoises
2. Pirated Mathematicians
3. Great Temporal Dislocation Storage Facility
1. Obscure Tortoises
2. Pirated Mathematicians
3. Great Temporal Dislocation Storage Facility
MASINT #0409 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET)
1. Tiny Losses
1. Tiny Losses
January 6, 2026 at 8:51 AM
MASINT #0409 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET)
1. Tiny Losses
1. Tiny Losses
Dispatch #324 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Welsh Static Opera House
2. Parisian Fetishes
3. Stardust Airstrip
1. Welsh Static Opera House
2. Parisian Fetishes
3. Stardust Airstrip
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Dispatch #324 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Welsh Static Opera House
2. Parisian Fetishes
3. Stardust Airstrip
1. Welsh Static Opera House
2. Parisian Fetishes
3. Stardust Airstrip
IMINT #810 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Quarantined Fog
2. Sovereign Pyramid of Jars
3. Cyborg Container Ship of Carbon
1. Quarantined Fog
2. Sovereign Pyramid of Jars
3. Cyborg Container Ship of Carbon
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
IMINT #810 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Quarantined Fog
2. Sovereign Pyramid of Jars
3. Cyborg Container Ship of Carbon
1. Quarantined Fog
2. Sovereign Pyramid of Jars
3. Cyborg Container Ship of Carbon
Manifest #99326 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. FEMA Unicorns
2. Molten Wreck Monastery
3. QAnon Elk
1. FEMA Unicorns
2. Molten Wreck Monastery
3. QAnon Elk
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Manifest #99326 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. FEMA Unicorns
2. Molten Wreck Monastery
3. QAnon Elk
1. FEMA Unicorns
2. Molten Wreck Monastery
3. QAnon Elk
Update #55287 from NROL-129 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Message Runway
2. Pen of Cannabis
3. Magic Kennel
1. Message Runway
2. Pen of Cannabis
3. Magic Kennel
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Update #55287 from NROL-129 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Message Runway
2. Pen of Cannabis
3. Magic Kennel
1. Message Runway
2. Pen of Cannabis
3. Magic Kennel
Manifest #97327 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM)
1. Fountain of Spectral Warlocks
2. Future Silence
3. Oblique Peat
1. Fountain of Spectral Warlocks
2. Future Silence
3. Oblique Peat
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Manifest #97327 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM)
1. Fountain of Spectral Warlocks
2. Future Silence
3. Oblique Peat
1. Fountain of Spectral Warlocks
2. Future Silence
3. Oblique Peat
Manifest #6611 from RASR-2 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Pile of Carnage
2. House of Static
3. Existential Clusterfuck Depot
1. Pile of Carnage
2. House of Static
3. Existential Clusterfuck Depot
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Manifest #6611 from RASR-2 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Pile of Carnage
2. House of Static
3. Existential Clusterfuck Depot
1. Pile of Carnage
2. House of Static
3. Existential Clusterfuck Depot
Update #793 from GPS III-SV05 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Petrified Paper
2. Bronze Fishery
1. Petrified Paper
2. Bronze Fishery
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Update #793 from GPS III-SV05 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Petrified Paper
2. Bronze Fishery
1. Petrified Paper
2. Bronze Fishery
Dispatch #3517 from RASR-2 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Famous Babies
2. Hidden Mine
1. Famous Babies
2. Hidden Mine
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Dispatch #3517 from RASR-2 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Famous Babies
2. Hidden Mine
1. Famous Babies
2. Hidden Mine
MASINT #71262 from NROL-111 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Emo Mars Center
2. Hail Exhibit
3. Secret Plutonium Dock
1. Emo Mars Center
2. Hail Exhibit
3. Secret Plutonium Dock
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 AM
MASINT #71262 from NROL-111 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Emo Mars Center
2. Hail Exhibit
3. Secret Plutonium Dock
1. Emo Mars Center
2. Hail Exhibit
3. Secret Plutonium Dock
IMINT #4797 from SBIRS GEO-5 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Inscrutable Grandfather Clock Pillars
2. Radioactive Pocket Watches
3. Abyss of Norse Magic Lanterns
1. Inscrutable Grandfather Clock Pillars
2. Radioactive Pocket Watches
3. Abyss of Norse Magic Lanterns
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
IMINT #4797 from SBIRS GEO-5 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Inscrutable Grandfather Clock Pillars
2. Radioactive Pocket Watches
3. Abyss of Norse Magic Lanterns
1. Inscrutable Grandfather Clock Pillars
2. Radioactive Pocket Watches
3. Abyss of Norse Magic Lanterns
Dispatch #277 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Warehouse of Debt
2. Defunct Poets
3. Pyramid of Profits
1. Warehouse of Debt
2. Defunct Poets
3. Pyramid of Profits
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Dispatch #277 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Warehouse of Debt
2. Defunct Poets
3. Pyramid of Profits
1. Warehouse of Debt
2. Defunct Poets
3. Pyramid of Profits
Update #8334 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI)
1. Golden 5G
2. Interstellar Kitchen Sinks
3. Well of Desert
1. Golden 5G
2. Interstellar Kitchen Sinks
3. Well of Desert
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Update #8334 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI)
1. Golden 5G
2. Interstellar Kitchen Sinks
3. Well of Desert
1. Golden 5G
2. Interstellar Kitchen Sinks
3. Well of Desert
SIGINT #22360 from SBIRS GEO-5 (USAP)
1. Intuition Simulator
2. Shadowy Embankment
1. Intuition Simulator
2. Shadowy Embankment
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
SIGINT #22360 from SBIRS GEO-5 (USAP)
1. Intuition Simulator
2. Shadowy Embankment
1. Intuition Simulator
2. Shadowy Embankment
Update #860 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Dreams of Replicas
2. Antique Saturn
3. Burrow of Tiny Incense
1. Dreams of Replicas
2. Antique Saturn
3. Burrow of Tiny Incense
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Update #860 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Dreams of Replicas
2. Antique Saturn
3. Burrow of Tiny Incense
1. Dreams of Replicas
2. Antique Saturn
3. Burrow of Tiny Incense
IMINT #192 from █████ ███████ ██ (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Cosmic Pen of Idols
2. Cyborg Think Piece Bridge
1. Cosmic Pen of Idols
2. Cyborg Think Piece Bridge
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 AM
IMINT #192 from █████ ███████ ██ (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Cosmic Pen of Idols
2. Cyborg Think Piece Bridge
1. Cosmic Pen of Idols
2. Cyborg Think Piece Bridge
Transmission #2219 from GPS III-SV05 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. House of Ring Lights
2. Erotic Parrots
3. Tower of Cybertruck Regolith
1. House of Ring Lights
2. Erotic Parrots
3. Tower of Cybertruck Regolith
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Transmission #2219 from GPS III-SV05 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. House of Ring Lights
2. Erotic Parrots
3. Tower of Cybertruck Regolith
1. House of Ring Lights
2. Erotic Parrots
3. Tower of Cybertruck Regolith
Update #72883 from Zuma (TS/SCI)
1. Reservoir of Epstein Files
2. Edible Hyperloop
3. Artist Dome
1. Reservoir of Epstein Files
2. Edible Hyperloop
3. Artist Dome
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Update #72883 from Zuma (TS/SCI)
1. Reservoir of Epstein Files
2. Edible Hyperloop
3. Artist Dome
1. Reservoir of Epstein Files
2. Edible Hyperloop
3. Artist Dome
MASINT #7962 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Malevolent Maze of Teeth
2. Base Sewage
1. Malevolent Maze of Teeth
2. Base Sewage
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
MASINT #7962 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Malevolent Maze of Teeth
2. Base Sewage
1. Malevolent Maze of Teeth
2. Base Sewage
IMINT #106 from Zuma (ACCM)
1. Boundless Eye Expo
2. Loss Gallery
3. Amethyst Styrofoam Cathedral
1. Boundless Eye Expo
2. Loss Gallery
3. Amethyst Styrofoam Cathedral
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
IMINT #106 from Zuma (ACCM)
1. Boundless Eye Expo
2. Loss Gallery
3. Amethyst Styrofoam Cathedral
1. Boundless Eye Expo
2. Loss Gallery
3. Amethyst Styrofoam Cathedral
Manifest #2601 from FalconSAT-8 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Immortal Swarms of FAXs
2. Eye Airbnb
3. Misty Recursion
1. Immortal Swarms of FAXs
2. Eye Airbnb
3. Misty Recursion
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Manifest #2601 from FalconSAT-8 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Immortal Swarms of FAXs
2. Eye Airbnb
3. Misty Recursion
1. Immortal Swarms of FAXs
2. Eye Airbnb
3. Misty Recursion
Transmission #03034 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE)
1. Hellscape Palisade
2. 300-Year-Old Destiny
3. Ectoplasmic Regolith Lighthouse
1. Hellscape Palisade
2. 300-Year-Old Destiny
3. Ectoplasmic Regolith Lighthouse
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Transmission #03034 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE)
1. Hellscape Palisade
2. 300-Year-Old Destiny
3. Ectoplasmic Regolith Lighthouse
1. Hellscape Palisade
2. 300-Year-Old Destiny
3. Ectoplasmic Regolith Lighthouse
SIGINT #140 from NROL-111 (USAP)
1. Convoys of Gods
2. Trailers of Bladee
1. Convoys of Gods
2. Trailers of Bladee
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
SIGINT #140 from NROL-111 (USAP)
1. Convoys of Gods
2. Trailers of Bladee
1. Convoys of Gods
2. Trailers of Bladee
MASINT #93399 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Fountain of Shitposts
2. Parisian Madness
1. Fountain of Shitposts
2. Parisian Madness
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
MASINT #93399 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Fountain of Shitposts
2. Parisian Madness
1. Fountain of Shitposts
2. Parisian Madness