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MASINT #840 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Pile of Radios
2. Dreams of Grandfather Clocks
3. Beautiful Pocket Watches
1. Pile of Radios
2. Dreams of Grandfather Clocks
3. Beautiful Pocket Watches
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
MASINT #840 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Pile of Radios
2. Dreams of Grandfather Clocks
3. Beautiful Pocket Watches
1. Pile of Radios
2. Dreams of Grandfather Clocks
3. Beautiful Pocket Watches
Update #5555 from NROL-111 (TS/SCI)
1. Apocryphal Ash Embankment
2. Gothic Fiestaware
1. Apocryphal Ash Embankment
2. Gothic Fiestaware
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Update #5555 from NROL-111 (TS/SCI)
1. Apocryphal Ash Embankment
2. Gothic Fiestaware
1. Apocryphal Ash Embankment
2. Gothic Fiestaware
MASINT #8574 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Pen of Nothingness
2. Ancient Moat of Wrecks
1. Pen of Nothingness
2. Ancient Moat of Wrecks
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
MASINT #8574 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Pen of Nothingness
2. Ancient Moat of Wrecks
1. Pen of Nothingness
2. Ancient Moat of Wrecks
Manifest #70728 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI)
1. Hellmouth of Periscopes
2. Archive of Mirrors
3. Unnameable Mud
1. Hellmouth of Periscopes
2. Archive of Mirrors
3. Unnameable Mud
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Manifest #70728 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI)
1. Hellmouth of Periscopes
2. Archive of Mirrors
3. Unnameable Mud
1. Hellmouth of Periscopes
2. Archive of Mirrors
3. Unnameable Mud
Update #161 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Crystal Library of Turtles
2. Cistern of Tiny Elk
1. Crystal Library of Turtles
2. Cistern of Tiny Elk
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Update #161 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Crystal Library of Turtles
2. Cistern of Tiny Elk
1. Crystal Library of Turtles
2. Cistern of Tiny Elk
Transmission #5741 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Plastic Church
2. Pagan Ham Sandwiches
1. Plastic Church
2. Pagan Ham Sandwiches
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Transmission #5741 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Plastic Church
2. Pagan Ham Sandwiches
1. Plastic Church
2. Pagan Ham Sandwiches
Dispatch #853 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Erotic Milk Crates
2. Happy Madness
3. Grotto of Fire
1. Erotic Milk Crates
2. Happy Madness
3. Grotto of Fire
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dispatch #853 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Erotic Milk Crates
2. Happy Madness
3. Grotto of Fire
1. Erotic Milk Crates
2. Happy Madness
3. Grotto of Fire
IMINT #92987 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Sacred Fog Workshop
2. Shortwave Supplies
3. Epstein Files Depository
1. Sacred Fog Workshop
2. Shortwave Supplies
3. Epstein Files Depository
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
IMINT #92987 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Sacred Fog Workshop
2. Shortwave Supplies
3. Epstein Files Depository
1. Sacred Fog Workshop
2. Shortwave Supplies
3. Epstein Files Depository
Transmission #4113 from Zuma (USAP)
1. Defunct Ligma Cineplex
1. Defunct Ligma Cineplex
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Transmission #4113 from Zuma (USAP)
1. Defunct Ligma Cineplex
1. Defunct Ligma Cineplex
SIGINT #162 from Topaz 3 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Violin Lighthouse
2. Coven of SQL Injections
3. Cosmic Mars
1. Violin Lighthouse
2. Coven of SQL Injections
3. Cosmic Mars
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
SIGINT #162 from Topaz 3 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Violin Lighthouse
2. Coven of SQL Injections
3. Cosmic Mars
1. Violin Lighthouse
2. Coven of SQL Injections
3. Cosmic Mars
Update #0161 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE)
1. Grimdark Nothingness
2. Misty Mime Stadium
1. Grimdark Nothingness
2. Misty Mime Stadium
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Update #0161 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE)
1. Grimdark Nothingness
2. Misty Mime Stadium
1. Grimdark Nothingness
2. Misty Mime Stadium
Update #82155 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Mithril Time Loop Tent
2. Instagrammable Apps
3. Illicit Silence
1. Mithril Time Loop Tent
2. Instagrammable Apps
3. Illicit Silence
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Update #82155 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Mithril Time Loop Tent
2. Instagrammable Apps
3. Illicit Silence
1. Mithril Time Loop Tent
2. Instagrammable Apps
3. Illicit Silence
Transmission #5913 from NROL-111 (USAP)
1. Ultimate Mountain of Madness
2. AI Standing Desks
1. Ultimate Mountain of Madness
2. AI Standing Desks
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Transmission #5913 from NROL-111 (USAP)
1. Ultimate Mountain of Madness
2. AI Standing Desks
1. Ultimate Mountain of Madness
2. AI Standing Desks
Transmission #5287 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Cyborg Hearts
2. Boundless Helicopters
1. Cyborg Hearts
2. Boundless Helicopters
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Transmission #5287 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Cyborg Hearts
2. Boundless Helicopters
1. Cyborg Hearts
2. Boundless Helicopters
Transmission #4838 from Zuma (CLASSIFIED)
1. Ultimate Bladee Corral
2. Infinite Quarry
1. Ultimate Bladee Corral
2. Infinite Quarry
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Transmission #4838 from Zuma (CLASSIFIED)
1. Ultimate Bladee Corral
2. Infinite Quarry
1. Ultimate Bladee Corral
2. Infinite Quarry
Dispatch #21311 from NROL-111 (USAP)
1. SQL Injection Swamp
2. Cursed Silence
3. Emo Dandelion Camp
1. SQL Injection Swamp
2. Cursed Silence
3. Emo Dandelion Camp
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Dispatch #21311 from NROL-111 (USAP)
1. SQL Injection Swamp
2. Cursed Silence
3. Emo Dandelion Camp
1. SQL Injection Swamp
2. Cursed Silence
3. Emo Dandelion Camp
Update #627 from FalconSAT-8 (USAP)
1. Dank Teeth
2. Sumerian Heat Signatures
3. Empty Silo
1. Dank Teeth
2. Sumerian Heat Signatures
3. Empty Silo
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Update #627 from FalconSAT-8 (USAP)
1. Dank Teeth
2. Sumerian Heat Signatures
3. Empty Silo
1. Dank Teeth
2. Sumerian Heat Signatures
3. Empty Silo
Manifest #19232 from NROL-129 (USAP)
1. Rotten Plutonium
2. House of Purple Gods
3. Lost Moose
1. Rotten Plutonium
2. House of Purple Gods
3. Lost Moose
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Manifest #19232 from NROL-129 (USAP)
1. Rotten Plutonium
2. House of Purple Gods
3. Lost Moose
1. Rotten Plutonium
2. House of Purple Gods
3. Lost Moose
MASINT #616 from Topaz 3 (TOP SECRET)
1. Bloody Onions
2. Obscure Convoys of Standing Desks
3. Relic Office
1. Bloody Onions
2. Obscure Convoys of Standing Desks
3. Relic Office
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
MASINT #616 from Topaz 3 (TOP SECRET)
1. Bloody Onions
2. Obscure Convoys of Standing Desks
3. Relic Office
1. Bloody Onions
2. Obscure Convoys of Standing Desks
3. Relic Office
Update #393 from NROL-82 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Dank Cults
1. Dank Cults
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Update #393 from NROL-82 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Dank Cults
1. Dank Cults
Manifest #75638 from GPS III-SV05 (TOP SECRET)
1. Ziggurat of Runes
2. Void of Fog
1. Ziggurat of Runes
2. Void of Fog
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Manifest #75638 from GPS III-SV05 (TOP SECRET)
1. Ziggurat of Runes
2. Void of Fog
1. Ziggurat of Runes
2. Void of Fog
Manifest #65261 from NROL-82 (ACCM)
1. Mausoleum of Empty Radon
2. Hellscape Barracks
3. Cyborg Convoys of Novelists
1. Mausoleum of Empty Radon
2. Hellscape Barracks
3. Cyborg Convoys of Novelists
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Manifest #65261 from NROL-82 (ACCM)
1. Mausoleum of Empty Radon
2. Hellscape Barracks
3. Cyborg Convoys of Novelists
1. Mausoleum of Empty Radon
2. Hellscape Barracks
3. Cyborg Convoys of Novelists
Transmission #08824 from SBIRS GEO-5 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Illusion Cineplex
2. Fiery Center
3. Garbage Runway
1. Illusion Cineplex
2. Fiery Center
3. Garbage Runway
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Transmission #08824 from SBIRS GEO-5 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Illusion Cineplex
2. Fiery Center
3. Garbage Runway
1. Illusion Cineplex
2. Fiery Center
3. Garbage Runway
Transmission #274 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET)
1. Forbidden Tractors
2. Pirated Depository
3. Sumerian Apple Trees
1. Forbidden Tractors
2. Pirated Depository
3. Sumerian Apple Trees
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Transmission #274 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET)
1. Forbidden Tractors
2. Pirated Depository
3. Sumerian Apple Trees
1. Forbidden Tractors
2. Pirated Depository
3. Sumerian Apple Trees
MASINT #5923 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Amethyst Grotto of Aether
2. Capitalism Launch Pads
3. Ogygian Lighthouse
1. Amethyst Grotto of Aether
2. Capitalism Launch Pads
3. Ogygian Lighthouse
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
MASINT #5923 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Amethyst Grotto of Aether
2. Capitalism Launch Pads
3. Ogygian Lighthouse
1. Amethyst Grotto of Aether
2. Capitalism Launch Pads
3. Ogygian Lighthouse