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Wilson Wilson
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Spinning hope trying to find a wheel. Mind your doors and corners. You die in doors and corners. Probably in a sweat suit thinking about bolters
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RPG night update. I have all the equipment if anyone is interested in a weekly game. All you need is a spiral notebook and time
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RIP Greg Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Hmm, interesting, I wonder how they were able to get that built so fast
January 27, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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I picked up that ten pound bag and it went everywhere and instantly I started screaming in my head
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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You know what state famously loves out-of-towners and has the mildest winters in the lower 48? That’s correct, Maine
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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THIS JUST IN I am 28th fastest in the world at getting up the first ladder in Donkey Kong I am now booking junior high commencements also would consider Quiznos openings or ribbon cuttings at converted gas stations
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Larry Nance Jr’s shirt at tonight’s Cavs game
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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sauron, widely known for his perfect record of keeping intruders out
See previous skeet.

Also, now it’s not enough now to build a bunker and drive a Hummer or some other militarized vehicle marketed to consumers, now you have to turn your house into an actual fortress.
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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This is where I post from
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Note the date on the ad. Mass transit and train travel got a big shot in the arm with US entry into World War II and the ensuing travel restrictions, especially gas rationing.
People, not vehicles.
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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The Rooster is officially suing Franklin County Prosecutor Shayla Favor in the Ohio Court of Claims over her office's intentional obfuscation of information sought in her work calendar.
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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german nazis saw american slavers and said “hold my beer,” to which american nazis, zionists, and christofascists upon seeing what they’d accomplished said “finish mine, i’ll grab a fresh one after this rebrand”
January 26, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Bari Weiss, knowingly: "Adult Sheldon and Young Sheldon implies the existence of Pubescent Sheldon"

CBS reporter: "ok there's a twisted logic there but wouldn't that risk accusations of pedophilia?"

Free Press reporter: "actually that's ephebophilia"
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Chat is it good when the guy you elected to represent you in Congress who decides how your hard earned tax money is spent says "I don't know what I'm doing" out loud
Rep. Tom Suozzi(D-NY), getting raked over the coals for his vote for more ICE funding, says in a campaign email that he didn’t understand what he was doing
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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And that is why you read things like that and move on his journey don't have nothing to do with us. change your overall behavior and not cause you want something.
LMAO oh and he has an album coming out Friday
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Cleveland is studying making more parking lanes. They just call them bike Lanes
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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This is now just his traditional album rollout
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Well I guess that's how I go.
Reminder to my followers that if you’re over 45 you shouldn’t shovel snow lest you give yourself a heart attack
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Instead of lasagna I’m gonna do this to prepare for the next storm next weekend because we’re supposed to be getting 20 inches (sound on)
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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“He brought a gun to a protest”
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Occasionally I do the smart thing
Cleveland, get out and shovel every couple hours. Only way to keep up
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM