Chris Plummer
@chrisplummer.bsky.social
Senior Cybersecurity Architect @ popular ivy league academic health system
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I will find a use for this
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I will find a use for this
To close the year we hold "Spar Wars" where students get to fight the black belts. Every time, every time, I break or jam a finger in this event not because an adult student throws something ferocious at me, but because I underestimate a child less than ten years old coming at me with tornado limbs.
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
To close the year we hold "Spar Wars" where students get to fight the black belts. Every time, every time, I break or jam a finger in this event not because an adult student throws something ferocious at me, but because I underestimate a child less than ten years old coming at me with tornado limbs.
It’s cool that the squirrels leap onto the windows and cling to the window screens and move around like Spider-Man. But it’s also not cool.
December 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It’s cool that the squirrels leap onto the windows and cling to the window screens and move around like Spider-Man. But it’s also not cool.
I wasn’t sure I would like this, but I think I did.
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wasn’t sure I would like this, but I think I did.
can't wait until this level of intelligence is trying to install a door hinge during my knee replacement surgery
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
can't wait until this level of intelligence is trying to install a door hinge during my knee replacement surgery
you want this to age like NFTs and one person on this earth who knows it will is @edzitron.com
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
you want this to age like NFTs and one person on this earth who knows it will is @edzitron.com
Hey @cpsc.gov - my oven tries to electrocute me when I turn the light off. Manufacturer says "out of warranty, not our problem" and that feels pretty crummy since this is a safety issue, not just a functional issue. Is that really how things work? youtu.be/UPENWbC6s2s
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December 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hey @cpsc.gov - my oven tries to electrocute me when I turn the light off. Manufacturer says "out of warranty, not our problem" and that feels pretty crummy since this is a safety issue, not just a functional issue. Is that really how things work? youtu.be/UPENWbC6s2s
is this final destination
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
is this final destination
Absolute peak timeline where @theonion.com is at @barnesandnoble.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Absolute peak timeline where @theonion.com is at @barnesandnoble.com
I don't know why I'm so triggered by AI art, but there's nothing on this green internet I will scroll past faster and never look back
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don't know why I'm so triggered by AI art, but there's nothing on this green internet I will scroll past faster and never look back
rare illustration of AI providing accurate information
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
rare illustration of AI providing accurate information
what you wanted
what you got
what you got
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
what you wanted
what you got
what you got
Join a botnet for only 4.99!
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Join a botnet for only 4.99!
Who doesn’t love a good early 90s magazine loader for $15 with optical out?
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Who doesn’t love a good early 90s magazine loader for $15 with optical out?
Pop tarts are nothing like they used to be and are highly avoidable, but I can make this very important exception
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Pop tarts are nothing like they used to be and are highly avoidable, but I can make this very important exception
I have a new Saw franchise full of inescapable traps which strike fear in the hearts of Gen Alpha
-must write in cursive to survive
-have to tell time on an analog clock or you die
-can't use smartphone for one day or your pets explode
-tooth falls out every time you speak GenA slang
-must write in cursive to survive
-have to tell time on an analog clock or you die
-can't use smartphone for one day or your pets explode
-tooth falls out every time you speak GenA slang
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have a new Saw franchise full of inescapable traps which strike fear in the hearts of Gen Alpha
-must write in cursive to survive
-have to tell time on an analog clock or you die
-can't use smartphone for one day or your pets explode
-tooth falls out every time you speak GenA slang
-must write in cursive to survive
-have to tell time on an analog clock or you die
-can't use smartphone for one day or your pets explode
-tooth falls out every time you speak GenA slang
30 years ago this was peak performance and it was better.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
30 years ago this was peak performance and it was better.
Marty's alarm clock from the beginning of BTTF is the famous Panasonic RC-6015. But that's a flip clock and I have a flip clock already, a really cool one. This RC-6215 is the digital successor to the 6015, far cheaper and more attainable, and has this cool ACCU-SET font, whatever ACCU-SET is.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Marty's alarm clock from the beginning of BTTF is the famous Panasonic RC-6015. But that's a flip clock and I have a flip clock already, a really cool one. This RC-6215 is the digital successor to the 6015, far cheaper and more attainable, and has this cool ACCU-SET font, whatever ACCU-SET is.
visualize? it's going to look like this. next.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
visualize? it's going to look like this. next.
This movie definitely feels different now when you watch it. www.cnn.com/2023/07/10/e...
‘WarGames’ anticipated fears about AI, amid a wave of movies in the 1980s | CNN
Forty years ago this summer, a new movie floated the prospect of the world being destroyed by artificial intelligence run amok – anticipating current anxieties about where the technology could potenti...
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November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This movie definitely feels different now when you watch it. www.cnn.com/2023/07/10/e...
I think under the right conditions you could bake a shepherds pie today and it would provide warmth through at least February
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think under the right conditions you could bake a shepherds pie today and it would provide warmth through at least February
in our heist era
Thieves have broken into the National Museum of Damascus and stolen several ancient statues from the Roman era.
Thieves steal Roman-era statues from national museum in Syria
Thieves have broken into the National Museum of Damascus and stolen several ancient statues from the Roman era.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
in our heist era