Chris Plummer
@chrisplummer.bsky.social
Senior Cybersecurity Architect @ popular ivy league academic health system
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there’s still some of that original Twitter DNA in there somewhere
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
there’s still some of that original Twitter DNA in there somewhere
come on what’s the worst that could happen
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
come on what’s the worst that could happen
you thought you were clicking a link for more information, instead were auto-registered into a 4am webinar
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
you thought you were clicking a link for more information, instead were auto-registered into a 4am webinar
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November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Here’s how my day is starting. This is always lots of fun and not disruptive.
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Here’s how my day is starting. This is always lots of fun and not disruptive.
I’ll find the right place for this at some point
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’ll find the right place for this at some point
This was my most exciting Startac moment though. I was being courted by a Boston tech firm in 2000, and at dinner in one of the city's high-end restaurants someone passed the new Motorola V phone around, the smallest thing anyone had ever seen, it was comically small, James Bond Q Branch small.
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This was my most exciting Startac moment though. I was being courted by a Boston tech firm in 2000, and at dinner in one of the city's high-end restaurants someone passed the new Motorola V phone around, the smallest thing anyone had ever seen, it was comically small, James Bond Q Branch small.
I had a STARTAC *AND* the borderline pointless PDA which clamped on top of it, forming this brick you would eventually just sell back to eBay
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I had a STARTAC *AND* the borderline pointless PDA which clamped on top of it, forming this brick you would eventually just sell back to eBay
don't tell your kids, wait until his next birthday
October 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
don't tell your kids, wait until his next birthday
timeless tweet from about a decade ago
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
timeless tweet from about a decade ago
I guess we're all going to be doing this again
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I guess we're all going to be doing this again
in related news I am on track to stop using Apple Maps as soon as next year
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
in related news I am on track to stop using Apple Maps as soon as next year
Is John Lawrence awesome, yes. Is William Zabka awesome, yes, I've met him, he is one of the coolest people I've ever met. Would he or any of his karate franchise-mates stand a chance against Bourne, hell no. No. They would die.
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is John Lawrence awesome, yes. Is William Zabka awesome, yes, I've met him, he is one of the coolest people I've ever met. Would he or any of his karate franchise-mates stand a chance against Bourne, hell no. No. They would die.
When these films came out, I wasn't a black belt, I wasn't an anything belt, I wasn't even thinking about martial arts back then. Rewatching these now, Bourne's fighting style is just - awesome. Pragmatic, economical, point of origin direct to target, super strong, just so damn fun to watch.
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When these films came out, I wasn't a black belt, I wasn't an anything belt, I wasn't even thinking about martial arts back then. Rewatching these now, Bourne's fighting style is just - awesome. Pragmatic, economical, point of origin direct to target, super strong, just so damn fun to watch.
There's a lot of hate for the fourth Bourne film - Legacy - but I am a fan. I think the casting, story, and chemistry is really good, and Renner is a goddamn hero. The fifth one - the thing from 2016 which I re-watched last night - forgettable, bordering on ridiculous, I don't know how.
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
There's a lot of hate for the fourth Bourne film - Legacy - but I am a fan. I think the casting, story, and chemistry is really good, and Renner is a goddamn hero. The fifth one - the thing from 2016 which I re-watched last night - forgettable, bordering on ridiculous, I don't know how.
Just a random reminder how truly great the first three Bourne movies were (Identity, Supremacy, Ultimatum). Beautifully shot, fun to watch, I love them.
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just a random reminder how truly great the first three Bourne movies were (Identity, Supremacy, Ultimatum). Beautifully shot, fun to watch, I love them.
Today's outage is of course consequential because AWS powers everything, right down to the platform which makes you aware if little johnny is skipping school.
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Today's outage is of course consequential because AWS powers everything, right down to the platform which makes you aware if little johnny is skipping school.
anyway I’ll be over here reading about the new Stranger Things spinoff
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
anyway I’ll be over here reading about the new Stranger Things spinoff
Your battery is at 1%. You use the remaining charge to load a page where you will learn if your family vehicle is part of a safety recall. You scroll patiently, navigating a digital minefield for the answer And now, the latest looks from Versace™ and your phone burns its final electron and goes dark
October 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Your battery is at 1%. You use the remaining charge to load a page where you will learn if your family vehicle is part of a safety recall. You scroll patiently, navigating a digital minefield for the answer And now, the latest looks from Versace™ and your phone burns its final electron and goes dark
This was great. I couldn’t put it down.
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This was great. I couldn’t put it down.
I thought, this will be a good idea, a full hour discussing the cybersecurity of medical devices dressed as Jim Hopper.
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I thought, this will be a good idea, a full hour discussing the cybersecurity of medical devices dressed as Jim Hopper.
we already had a tabletop robot
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
we already had a tabletop robot