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PPP Grifter (payroll not the other one)
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Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the people’s republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. 🔧🔧🔧

Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
Pinned
This is our world now. Brought to you by Carls Junior

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Carl's Junior
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EM behaviour at DM valuations: something gotta change
January 12, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I can’t wait to see what goon they try to replace Powell with.

Buy gold
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Only adult in the room
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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El-Arian is basically Ross Gerber of the bond market.
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 AM
As someone who grew up in San Diego, it’s very fun to watch them suck
Justin Herbert in the playoffs:

58/106
674 passing yards
2 TDs, 4 INTs
0-3 record
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
One got fired and the other just lost in the wild card lmaoo.
The Harbaughs love Donald Trump.

Chiefs lost SB after Trump announced he was supporting them.

Yankees lost when they let Trump in the locker room.

John Harbaugh fired after this photo. So I guess the Chargers are gonna lose by 30 to the Pats.
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
My take away is that El-Erian is easily bullied. Way to have a back bone
...I feared months ago when I suggested the Chair step down to protect the institution’s independence.
What is required now is that the person nominated to replace the Chair be committed to implementing the reforms necessary to restore the effectiveness of the world’s most powerful central bank....
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Whatever. Maybe I’ll get into loan sharking. I already have a bat. I’m halfway there
TRUMP: CREDIT CARD COMPANIES WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF LAW IF THEY DON’T COMPLY BY JAN 20 ON INTEREST RATE CAP
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Lmao

Fired and the other is about to get blown out tonight
The Harbaughs love Donald Trump.

Chiefs lost SB after Trump announced he was supporting them.

Yankees lost when they let Trump in the locker room.

John Harbaugh fired after this photo. So I guess the Chargers are gonna lose by 30 to the Pats.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Chargers will never go anywhere with their ownership.
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I loathe the chargers and wish them nothing but misery until they leave Los Angeles, but Marlowe Wax is a stud
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Eh, why all the song and dance? Just replace him and take rates back to zero. Who even cares anymore.

I’m tired. Let’s just break it already
*POWELL: THIS IS ABOUT WHETHER FED CAN SET RATES INDEPENDENTLY
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Nothing matters until insiders start placing their bets
TRUMP: U.S. CONSIDERS STRONG OPTIONS ON IRAN U.S. President Donald Trump said the United States is closely monitoring the anti-government protests in Iran and is considering strong response options.
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Solid branding
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Jauan Jennings TD pass to Christian McCaffrey
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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See what happens when you get the fullback involved?
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 PM
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Achilles tears make me wince up everytime they get shown. You can see it snap back up into his leg 😦
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Boooo
The 49ers say TE George Kittle officially tore his Achilles.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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[NFL] First turnover of the game: Shaq Thompson picks off Trevor Lawrence! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Can football start? I don’t want to read about our daily horrors anymore
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I guess their guts got in the way of the sit-ups

It’s literally a jobs program for the most unqualified fat slobs in America. Oh, they also suck as people.

Ever run into someone so toxic that they repel everyone they meet? They’re now getting a 50k bonus, a ski mask, a gun, and a badge.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
January 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I expect the author to be picking up a rifle and leading from the front. Yes?
man it's wild how apparently all it takes is one single deranged president for people to reveal their true selves
January 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM