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PPP Grifter (payroll not the other one)
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Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the people’s republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. 🔧🔧🔧

Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
Pinned
This is our world now. Brought to you by Carls Junior

youtu.be/5d7SaO0JAHk?...
Carl's Junior
YouTube video by cadykreyszig
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Toss him in the trash!
Breaking news: Former Democratic treasury secretary Larry Summers is “deeply ashamed” of his years-long communication with Jeffrey Epstein and will be “stepping back from public commitments,” he said in a statement Monday night.
Larry Summers stepping back from ‘public commitments’ over Epstein emails
A longtime Democratic adviser, Summers has had significant influence over economic policymaking for decades.
wapo.st
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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BABY SHARK’ CREATOR PINKFONG SURGES 55% ABOVE IPO PRICE ON DEBUT
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Here’s what voters are seeing while waiting in the grocery checkout.

@peoplemag.bsky.social
people.com/donald-trump...
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Tesla Robotaxi had 3 more crashes, now 7 total
Tesla Robotaxi had 3 more crashes, now 7 total
Tesla reported three more crashes involving its Robotaxis in Austin, Texas – now bringing the total to 7 incidents despite low mileage and in-car supervisors preventing more accidents. more…
electrek.co
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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some of you will not see heaven
I checked, there’s a LOT of Donny/Bubba fanfic up rn
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Some golden age huh?
“Grandma doesn’t need slippers.”
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Psycho.
Prosecutors charged an Indiana homeowner with voluntary manslaughter after he shot a house cleaner in the head through his front door — a woman officials say had mistakenly arrived at the wrong address for work.
Man charged in fatal shooting of house cleaner who arrived at wrong home
Prosecutors in Indiana charged Curt Andersen with voluntary manslaughter in the fatal shooting of house cleaner Maria Florinda Ríos Pérez de Velásquez.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He’s right!
Jeffries: "In 2025, this is what it's come to in America. Donald Trump is using the Situation Room to advance the coverup of the Jeffrey Epstein files. This is why Republicans are being rejected all across the country. These are both unserious and dangerous people at the same time."
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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When they crash the economy again I'll be wearing a barrel with suspenders but I'll still be doing the Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha at all the wise business guys
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sure thing buddy. I’ll be waiting on that check
the mother of all timestamps

*TRUMP: WILL ISSUE TARIFF DIVIDENDS PROBABLY MID TO LATE 2026
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
1 BTC still = 1 BTC
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I think it would be neat if BTC went to zero
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It would be neat if jeanty could ball out tonight
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm

fellas there is no reason not to have hope
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I just want the crypto holders to get absolutely wiped out and get sent to the breadlines. Is that too much to ask?
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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do a pullup, Elon. we'll wait
I'm enjoying watching Melon alienate the last demographic that actually likes him.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
We should keep electing people like this simply because it upsets him. An increase in my taxes is a small price to pay to see these people whine on a national level. My politics are weird these days.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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All news sites or sporting sites still posting X video clips even though you have to go to X to watch, is why media sucks! You all suck!
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Really hoping Trump will be gone before he gets to pick Powell’s replacement so we don’t end up with some clown like Miran
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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One of the reasons why Trump just quietly dropped tariffs on fertilizer over the weekend. Farmers getting Chamathed from all sides over the past 6 months.
China has purchased 3% of the soybeans Trump said they would buy by the end of the year. T is now using the language “by spring”
"There is No Trade Deal" - China Buys Only 3% of US Soybean "Commitments"
YouTube video by Grain Markets and Other Stuff
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November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yo pilgrim global, today is a great day to get liquidated. Let’s go. Chop chop. The kids need the GI Joe with the kung fu grip for Christmas. Yours probably aren’t getting one.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM