Tom Hearden
@followtheh.bsky.social
HF trader and manager. Former sell side and NYSE. Views are mine and not my employers or investment advice. NFL owner. #girldad
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Tom Hearden
@followtheh.bsky.social
· Feb 1
This is isn’t hard btw:
A 45 second throwaway Instagram ad led to a Bud Light boycott.
Boycott Tesla, Twitter, Starlink, and anything else Musk has his mitts on.
Do it and share it.
A 45 second throwaway Instagram ad led to a Bud Light boycott.
Boycott Tesla, Twitter, Starlink, and anything else Musk has his mitts on.
Do it and share it.
Excellent drop 10/10 no notes.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Excellent drop 10/10 no notes.
Miller Lite stat o’ the day
6
NFL games that have finished with a 3-0 score since 1970
6
NFL games that have finished with a 3-0 score since 1970
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Miller Lite stat o’ the day
6
NFL games that have finished with a 3-0 score since 1970
6
NFL games that have finished with a 3-0 score since 1970
I bet Bessent would like fire lil Bill Pulte into the sun. He’s a problem with almost everything he touches.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I bet Bessent would like fire lil Bill Pulte into the sun. He’s a problem with almost everything he touches.
Football weather in Green Bay tonight
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Football weather in Green Bay tonight
From the geniuses who brought you the 50 year mortgage over the past week may I present the <15 year car loan>
Once again finance companies will be thrilled. Just one thing, the average ownership length is about half that time and the average vehicle lasts 13 years on the road.
Once again finance companies will be thrilled. Just one thing, the average ownership length is about half that time and the average vehicle lasts 13 years on the road.
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
From the geniuses who brought you the 50 year mortgage over the past week may I present the <15 year car loan>
Once again finance companies will be thrilled. Just one thing, the average ownership length is about half that time and the average vehicle lasts 13 years on the road.
Once again finance companies will be thrilled. Just one thing, the average ownership length is about half that time and the average vehicle lasts 13 years on the road.
Setting aside the all-time Trump tell that two weeks = never, not even Sean Duffy is dumb enough to try launch a new ATC system during the busiest week of the year. I think. Welp.
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Setting aside the all-time Trump tell that two weeks = never, not even Sean Duffy is dumb enough to try launch a new ATC system during the busiest week of the year. I think. Welp.
Beyond Meat just missed and guided lower. Mother of all squeezes on hold.
I told you so.
I told you so.
For the record I will abso- fucking - lutely be I told you so
$BYND halted for limit down again
$3.79 last
now up just 4% today
the mark to market on the first billion shares trade traded this morning is -$2.7 billion
$BYND halted for limit down again
$3.79 last
now up just 4% today
the mark to market on the first billion shares trade traded this morning is -$2.7 billion
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Beyond Meat just missed and guided lower. Mother of all squeezes on hold.
I told you so.
I told you so.
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interesting that $CRWV announced a top, bottom line beat/bigger backlog and yet initial pop and now -3% ah
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
interesting that $CRWV announced a top, bottom line beat/bigger backlog and yet initial pop and now -3% ah
*TRUMP: ROLEX HAS BEEN VERY NICE
*TRUMP: WORKING ON DEAL TO GET SWISS TARIFFS LOWER
all they had to do was invite him to the US Open box ffs
*TRUMP: WORKING ON DEAL TO GET SWISS TARIFFS LOWER
all they had to do was invite him to the US Open box ffs
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*TRUMP: ROLEX HAS BEEN VERY NICE
*TRUMP: WORKING ON DEAL TO GET SWISS TARIFFS LOWER
all they had to do was invite him to the US Open box ffs
*TRUMP: WORKING ON DEAL TO GET SWISS TARIFFS LOWER
all they had to do was invite him to the US Open box ffs
Reposted by Tom Hearden
one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
happy anniversary
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
happy anniversary
everyone willing to crime for Trump for the next 3 years will get a preemptive pardon before he leaves office
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
everyone willing to crime for Trump for the next 3 years will get a preemptive pardon before he leaves office
hey @hmeisler.bsky.social we must congratulate this week's up voters
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
hey @hmeisler.bsky.social we must congratulate this week's up voters
List of job current job openings at Elon Inc:
-baby mama(s)
-food taster
-EMT (with OD experience)
-movie watcher
-book reader
-art appreciator
-baby mama(s)
-food taster
-EMT (with OD experience)
-movie watcher
-book reader
-art appreciator
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
List of job current job openings at Elon Inc:
-baby mama(s)
-food taster
-EMT (with OD experience)
-movie watcher
-book reader
-art appreciator
-baby mama(s)
-food taster
-EMT (with OD experience)
-movie watcher
-book reader
-art appreciator
maybe we should mention the President has pardoned a whole slew of criminals who committed a variety of crimes in order to assist him in his attempt to steal the 2020 election and such pardons are unprecedented in American history (ex J6 pardons)
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
maybe we should mention the President has pardoned a whole slew of criminals who committed a variety of crimes in order to assist him in his attempt to steal the 2020 election and such pardons are unprecedented in American history (ex J6 pardons)
at least now Giants fans can now say Kafkaesque a billion times on Sundays
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
at least now Giants fans can now say Kafkaesque a billion times on Sundays
Prediction:
a new Michael Burry is going to get minted in the next two years and he or she will make the bag shorting data center financing
a new Michael Burry is going to get minted in the next two years and he or she will make the bag shorting data center financing
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Prediction:
a new Michael Burry is going to get minted in the next two years and he or she will make the bag shorting data center financing
a new Michael Burry is going to get minted in the next two years and he or she will make the bag shorting data center financing
Brian Daboll to Janus
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Brian Daboll to Janus
the market is not sure if Papa John's getting taken out or not
kind of wild
kind of wild
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the market is not sure if Papa John's getting taken out or not
kind of wild
kind of wild
this will not end well dot timestamp
This is insane. This is *literally* doing the same mechanics of the housing crisis and 2008 recession but to create debt to finance construction of AI data centers
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
this will not end well dot timestamp
CNBC keeps forgetting to book a chin for Miran
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
CNBC keeps forgetting to book a chin for Miran
I am not reading all that
I’m happy for you tho
Or sorry it happened
I’m happy for you tho
Or sorry it happened
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I am not reading all that
I’m happy for you tho
Or sorry it happened
I’m happy for you tho
Or sorry it happened
Papa John’s close to $65-per-share private takeover deal with TriArtisan Capital
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Papa John’s close to $65-per-share private takeover deal with TriArtisan Capital
Some personal news
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Some personal news