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Jesse Meyerson
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Sustainability, NYC politics, cool maps, linguistics, socialism, books, esoteric puns, and 40+ years without a driver's license.
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Scenes from today's rally at 26 Federal Plaza against rampant ICE thuggery. 🧵
#FreeBrad #FreeBradLander #FreeThemAll
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Worth mentioning too that they can have a domain like mayor.nyc.gov and have verified accounts for all future mayors off of that and autoarchiving of all posts! @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social this would also be great over here in Seattle.
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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"Look, I will give you the full balance of my Robinhood account. Money is no object. Unless, of course, that money will be added to a pool of community funds that would then be used to pay for the services I’m currently requesting." #McSweeneysTop25of2025
I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
Our 6th most-read article of 2025. - - -I’ve gotten myself into a bit of a jam. A series of natural disasters is barreling towards my home, and th...
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January 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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If @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and the new Office of Mass Engagement want to protect our neighbors from ICE and our residents from inequitable price gouging driven by surveillance technologies, supporting bills like this one is essential.
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries gives Trump a B+, with minor feedback, for the wildly illegal, unconstitutional, imperial, colonial kidnapping of Maduro and plan for U.S. oil companies to pillage Venezuela.
jeffries needs to be the fuck out of office
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
The two front teeth are the thumbs of the mouth
January 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Simarillion
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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"Leprechauns are real, and I'm opening a chain of restaurants that cooks 'em", announces former mayor Adams
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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damn. I just searched and the piece I wrote for them years ago about domestic violence and Title IX is gone
Hello repro writers from the mid to late 20 teens - I just discovered Cosmopolitan at some point pulled almost every politics/repro story from the 5 years I wrote for them offline (except two, which they put under someone else's name and gave me "additional reporting" which it very much was not)
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Has Mamdani already driven out the least-qualified fire chief in the history of New York?

This Adams crony owns “one of the largest security and janitorial service companies” in Israel; he was never a firefighter or emergency response official…but he liked chasing fire trucks when he was a kid.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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have you considered searching pubmed for the many, many papers published about this? alternatively, you can pay me $100,000 to do it this one time so i can pay my medical bills
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This isn't the traditional way recommendations work...

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December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Eric Adams literally appeared on stage with Louis Farrakhan in the 1990's, and defended the Nation of Islam to then-Mayor David Dinkins, and the ADL did not talk about it this much.
A lawyer on Zohran Mamdani's transition team has a history of praising & associating with Louis Farrakhan, the Nation of Islam leader infamous for bigoted rhetoric about Jews & other minorities.

The revelations are contained in a new report from the ADL. www.nydailynews.com/2025/12/22/a...
ADL report on antisemitism calls out Mamdani transition adviser’s praise for Farrakhan
The details about Jacques Léandre, a local election lawyer who serves on the Mamdani transition’s Committee on Legal Affairs, were contained in a report set to be released Monday by the Anti-…
www.nydailynews.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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congestion pricing is killing it. traffic in the CRZ is down 11% and revenue is higher than anticipated. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A more useful miracle would've been an easy trick to cleaning the menorah.
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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@nytransitmuseum.bsky.social, your customer base awaits!
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What kind of animal eats a ninth of a pie???
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Scientists just found out that we're all living in the second spot-the-difference picture. That stripey cushion is actually supposed to have dots on it. it's fucked up. They don't know what to do about it.
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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It's ridiculous for a judge to demand that the city rip out a critical street safety project. 31st Street is one of the most dangerous streets in Queens, and this unprecedented decision puts all our neighbors at risk.

We must prioritize the safety of Astoria families over cars.
BREAKING: A Queens judge on Friday took the unprecedented step of ordering the city to rip up the partially installed protected bike lane on 31st Street in Astoria, defying years of legal precedent that empowers the DOT to redesign city streets as it sees fit. buff.ly/02lWfWs
Queens Judge Orders City to Nix Half-Installed Astoria Bike Lane - Streetsblog New York City
A Queens judge on Friday took the unprecedented step of ordering the city to rip up Astoria's partially installed 31st Street bike lane.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Social media feeds are full of people sharing their Spotify Wrapped, but Spotify is full of ICE recruitment ads. Cancel your subscription until Spotify stops helping ICE terrorize our communities. app.sosha.ai/s/T7ngbtyS
Spotify: Wrapped in complicity
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December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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PROBLEM: There is too much information and too much noise to be able to determine what is true

SOLUTION: We will financialize ideas and use prediction markets as the supreme arbiter of objective reality

Douglas Adams would have rejected this for being too bleak and absurd
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM