𖤐 I̲n̲d̲i̲s̲t̲a̲r̲r̲ 𖤐
@indistarr.bsky.social
Bad at being good; extremely good at being bad - Antipodean - Gen X - high priestess - hater of geraniums
Pinned
New app notification goes off and suddenly I’m Pavlov’s bitch again
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[bookstore]
ME: do you have any books about the study of plants?
CLERK: botany?
ME: no that's why I'm here
ME: do you have any books about the study of plants?
CLERK: botany?
ME: no that's why I'm here
January 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
[bookstore]
ME: do you have any books about the study of plants?
CLERK: botany?
ME: no that's why I'm here
ME: do you have any books about the study of plants?
CLERK: botany?
ME: no that's why I'm here
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turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
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"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
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new DC superhero just dropped
I found a drawing of what I thought was a horse with a cape but it says Honkey Donkey on the bottom and I've been cry laughing for 10 minutes
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
new DC superhero just dropped
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*removes gag ball to make Face ID purchase
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
*removes gag ball to make Face ID purchase
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I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
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i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero
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me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
poetic: just leave a landing strip
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
poetic: just leave a landing strip
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[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
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Like Miss Cleo, but I'm here to argue with you.
Call me now.
Call me now.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Like Miss Cleo, but I'm here to argue with you.
Call me now.
Call me now.
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Have you tried filling your kitchen sink with warm soapy water about it?
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Have you tried filling your kitchen sink with warm soapy water about it?
Peak Gen X christmas decor
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Peak Gen X christmas decor
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*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence
October 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence
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Since social media is terrible now, I mainly go online to argue with Australians about what day it is.
August 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Since social media is terrible now, I mainly go online to argue with Australians about what day it is.
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hinged enough to be relatable, unhinged enough to be entertaining.
December 22, 2024 at 5:26 AM
hinged enough to be relatable, unhinged enough to be entertaining.
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I’d adjust my meds for you.
January 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’d adjust my meds for you.
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sorry guys dirty deeds no longer done dirt cheap in 2025 but i think you'll still find my rates competitive
January 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sorry guys dirty deeds no longer done dirt cheap in 2025 but i think you'll still find my rates competitive
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You know you’re getting old when you’re waking up on New Year’s Day about the same time you used to get home on New Year’s Eve.
January 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You know you’re getting old when you’re waking up on New Year’s Day about the same time you used to get home on New Year’s Eve.
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I’ve reached the age where I take the ibuprofen before I go out.
January 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’ve reached the age where I take the ibuprofen before I go out.
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♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫
January 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫
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“I'm worth it" I whisper as I take a multivitamin for the first time in weeks
January 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“I'm worth it" I whisper as I take a multivitamin for the first time in weeks
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HIM: Will you please be serious for a minute?
ME: *shakes Magic 8 Ball* mmm ask again later
ME: *shakes Magic 8 Ball* mmm ask again later
December 29, 2024 at 12:03 AM
HIM: Will you please be serious for a minute?
ME: *shakes Magic 8 Ball* mmm ask again later
ME: *shakes Magic 8 Ball* mmm ask again later