Shell
@shelly3000.bsky.social
Gen X
Online DJ
Couch Comedian
Observational Ranter
Online DJ
Couch Comedian
Observational Ranter
I really just want to go back to sleep.
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I really just want to go back to sleep.
Mondays are not "happy" days.
January 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Mondays are not "happy" days.
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January 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Good intentions floating around like a bandaid in a hot tub.
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Good intentions floating around like a bandaid in a hot tub.
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The adult children of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman have urged President Trump to remove a post that amplifies false claims about her killing.
"Outrageous lies": Minnesota Democrats slam Trump for false Hortman murder claims
Walz called Trump's post "dangerous, depraved behavior."
www.axios.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The adult children of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman have urged President Trump to remove a post that amplifies false claims about her killing.
For over 45 years my new year resolution is to simply survive.
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
For over 45 years my new year resolution is to simply survive.
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In its assault on the Venezuelan capital of Caracas, the U.S. military appeared to strike a residential neighborhood. In the aftermath of the capture of Nicolás Maduro, Venezuelans are struggling to understand what just happened, and what might come next.
Confusion reigns in Caracas after Maduro’s capture by U.S. forces
In the aftermath of U.S. strikes and the capture of Maduro, Venezuelans are struggling to understand what just happened — and what might come next.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In its assault on the Venezuelan capital of Caracas, the U.S. military appeared to strike a residential neighborhood. In the aftermath of the capture of Nicolás Maduro, Venezuelans are struggling to understand what just happened, and what might come next.
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President Trump is amplifying baseless social media posts that Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz was part of a conspiracy to kill Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman last year over a day care fraud scandal that’s been spotlighted by right-wing influencers.
Trump amplifies conspiracies on killing of Minnesota lawmaker
Trump shared a video baselessly linking Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz to conspiracies over brazen political killings in the state this summer.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
President Trump is amplifying baseless social media posts that Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz was part of a conspiracy to kill Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman last year over a day care fraud scandal that’s been spotlighted by right-wing influencers.
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Cellphone videos filmed by people in Caracas and La Guaira, Venezuela, showed the moments in which the U.S. air and ground attack to capture Venezuela’s leader, Nicolás Maduro, played out.
‘They’re Invading Us’: The U.S. Attack Viewed From Venezuelans’ Cellphones
The videos, filmed on cellphones by people mainly in Caracas and La Guaira, showed the exact moments in which the U.S. air and ground incursion played out in real time.
trib.al
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Cellphone videos filmed by people in Caracas and La Guaira, Venezuela, showed the moments in which the U.S. air and ground attack to capture Venezuela’s leader, Nicolás Maduro, played out.
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January 6th was more than an attack on the Capitol it was an attack on democracy. The hate, violence, and division on display showed how deep the wounds are in our country. We can never forget, and we must stand against hate to heal and move forward. #StandAgainstHate
January 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
January 6th was more than an attack on the Capitol it was an attack on democracy. The hate, violence, and division on display showed how deep the wounds are in our country. We can never forget, and we must stand against hate to heal and move forward. #StandAgainstHate
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Literotica happened to me in real life.
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Literotica happened to me in real life.
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Your new artwork is really inspiring. Inspiring me to vomit. 5 stars.
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Your new artwork is really inspiring. Inspiring me to vomit. 5 stars.
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Oh, I can fuck up a sunny day, don't test me.
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Oh, I can fuck up a sunny day, don't test me.
37% of the accounts over on the Discover feed are finding it difficult to eat.
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
37% of the accounts over on the Discover feed are finding it difficult to eat.
Just noticed that I have a box of Junior Mints on my nightstand.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Just noticed that I have a box of Junior Mints on my nightstand.
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What remains is a poisonous and lingering resentment over the riot and an ongoing battle to preserve the basic facts of what transpired on Jan. 6, 2021.
5 years later, a stubborn fight over the basic facts of the Jan. 6 riot
The physical damage from the Capitol riot has been repaired — and President Trump has pardoned almost every defendant. What remains is a battle over the basic facts.
cbsn.ws
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What remains is a poisonous and lingering resentment over the riot and an ongoing battle to preserve the basic facts of what transpired on Jan. 6, 2021.
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Several lawmakers are condemning President Trump after he shared a video on social media Saturday alleging Gov. Tim Walz is behind the assassination of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman.
Minnesota political leaders condemn Trump for sharing "outrageous" conspiracy theories on Melissa Hortman's assassination
Several lawmakers are condemning President Trump after he shared a video on social media Saturday alleging Gov. Tim Walz is behind the assassination of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman.
cbsn.ws
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Several lawmakers are condemning President Trump after he shared a video on social media Saturday alleging Gov. Tim Walz is behind the assassination of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman.
Shaved my legs because supposedly that's what Jesus likes.
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Shaved my legs because supposedly that's what Jesus likes.
Sweet dreams y'all
two men are standing next to each other in a parking lot .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a parking lot .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Sweet dreams y'all
The only real stat that matters is that Dallas has the hottest quarterback.
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The only real stat that matters is that Dallas has the hottest quarterback.
Read an article earlier about how much our country sucks.
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Read an article earlier about how much our country sucks.
Music from and for the grown-ups.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=RUXp...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=RUXp...
RUN DMC - Down With The King (Official Video)
YouTube video by RUNDMCVEVO
music.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Music from and for the grown-ups.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=RUXp...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=RUXp...
Beastie Boys - Pass the Mic (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
music.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM