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Shell
@shelly3000.bsky.social
Gen X
Online DJ
Couch Comedian
Observational Ranter
Aww look at the Fisher Price Golden Girls Little People.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I want that one with the brie.
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Respect
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Listening to a college basketball game and one of the commentators sounds like Tom Brady.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Now who could they be talking about?
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
❤️‍🔥☮️🎛🤘
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Long, but interesting.

"That's what *she* said."
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Wordle 1,615 X/6*

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November 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Jody is 66 😍💜
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Now that's what I'm talking about!
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Just lemme know
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
When it's a Hallmark
You know it's real
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The souf is healing.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
As in, "pa rum pum pum pum."
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
That's just crazy
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Big temp drop today.
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
As in, "Blowing smoke up someone's ass."
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We get to sit at the big table. With Constance.
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Otherwise known as, "Get ta steppin'!"
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I should retire and do this kind of shit for a living.
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reppin for that Low Life
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM