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Fun fact I couldn't mention until now: At the time Graham Linehan was harassing Sophia Brooks online, I was contacted by her former teachers and School Safeguarding Team to get her latest contact details, as they were worried sick about her being publicly stalked by an abusive alcoholic celebrity.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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It’s good to watch this once in a while because it makes life better.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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😂😂😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Jonly Ronly Ronly Tolkien
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Roller derby implies the existence of roller nottingham
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The Woman in Cabin Ten is what happens if a Benoit Blanc mystery doesn’t contain Benoit Blanc
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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get in losers we're salinger shitposting
“meet my new main character: holden m’caulckfield”
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Friend of mine fell and broke his wrist while on holiday in New York last week. Had to have an x-ray and got bandaged up. His hospital bill was £7550. Just in case anyone was starting to buy into the current UK effort to privatise our healthcare and forgot how good we have it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Born to be a slightly distant husband at the turn of the century, forced to make my own dinner and do my own washing
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025

- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)

- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)

Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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One of the nice things about being able to revisit, and expand on this series has been the time to explore a bit more about how the California's crew FELT. Not just what they did.

We don't have a lot of sources on that. But we do have some. I think it's important to remember they were normal men.
Tomorrow we continue our series on the true story of Pan Am California Clipper's remarkable, forced circumnavigation of the globe in WW2.

In India, with Christmas looming, it's hard for the crew's thoughts not to turn to the families waiting for them at home. theupfront.media/the-long-way...
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I know I keep moaning about this but it's so frustrating watching a really interesting F1 title fight (for the first time in fucking forever!) get reduced to "boring" because the two main protagonists refuse to slag each other off. machismo lens is so bad in this sport.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I made my son a Pikachu birthday card. It was five seconds after drawing the line that I realised my mistake.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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If I ever make £millions, I'm going to set up a bunch of Football-style academies for academic subjects
Send a load of scouts out to state schools to recruit working class kids with aptitudes for biology, history, physics, writing, music etc, and support the crap out of them, help them thrive.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.

metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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I am on a book hunt for

well written sex scenes between two men
written by a man

but I am coming up with the same 5 books I've already read, and tomb dust. how is this possible. (and no, I don't need a romance, I need devastating smut)
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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This is how "fast fashion" works. This is how it has always worked. There is no such thing as a robot sewing-machine. Only women, and starvation wages. This was true 150 years ago. And it's true now.
The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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winter hideaway #pixel #pixelart
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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This guy asked this question in 2016 and was literally never heard from again.
February 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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fascinated by the couple next to us in this restaurant who just asked for the rest of their fondue in a doggy bag, aren't people compelling
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM