If you rarely send me something I know it’s worth while, multiple a day you can get fucked

And indeed this specific photo, it was a Thursday night, staff party, I got changed at school and did my makeup in the pub whilst a colleague was getting me a triple vodka red bull instead of a plain red bull because I was sleepy

I was simultaneously a giant dork but I was pretty cool in my early 20’s, I went to gigs and did insanely cool things like tour with comedians and do stand up

It's the only way to learn

Da iawn!

The way the lord intended, nobless oblige

Pat them on the head and then leave them to the nanny whilst my wife brings me a drink and my slippers

It's great, a cracking arse

It is a very arsey arse

Head injury