Alan Driscoll
alandriscoll.com
Alan Driscoll
@alandriscoll.com
Prolific musician, so-called comedian, accidental trans activist.

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Technically this is an insult I did forget but my past self made me laugh - When compiling Glinner's old tweets from The Wayback Machine, there was one where he asked "Does blue hair dye affect the brain?" and I'd replied with "Worth a try."
December 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Norm MacDonald roasting Bob Saget: "When you go to the men's room later, you'll see a sign that says 'Gentlemen'. Pay no heed, go right in. There's no room that says 'scoundrel' on it".
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
In accordance with woke ideology, I would like to wish everyone a very People With a Cervix.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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The Womb's new single 'Move The Universe' is out now to download or stream for free at thewombmusic.com and free/pay-what-you-feel from thewombmusic.bandcamp.com, and available in 10 different genres for all your seasonal universe-moving requirements.
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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“Pig Farm” by George Orwell is another book that relates to present times.
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Maybe it's the cultural overuse of "Orwellian", but I find myself increasingly less convinced by '1984'. The ultimate message of which seems to be "If you torture people with rats, you can break them psychologically."
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Womb's new single 'Move The Universe' is out now to download or stream for free at thewombmusic.com and free/pay-what-you-feel from thewombmusic.bandcamp.com, and available in 10 different genres for all your seasonal universe-moving requirements.
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If I didn't know any better, I'd think there was some kind of clandestine global child abuse ring being carried out and covered up by monarchs, heads of state and the billionaire elite.
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"Inappropriate friends" sounds more like Super Hans rocking up to Christmas dinner.
December 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ooh, friends
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm glad someone has pieced this together because Spiked has always been the most ridiculously transparent propaganda machine posing as some kind of collective of dissenting voices.
So when you hear “Academy of Ideas,” “Spiked,” or “Free Speech Union,” remember:
It’s not a grassroots defence of debate - it’s the same network that’s been rebranding itself for 30 years to keep power on the right.
December 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Genuinely shocked to find out David Walliams is an author.
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Future generations will be amazed that there was a time when, rather than simply generate a movie, we would fly tons of people and equipment all over the world to actually film fictional events being re-enacted in person, no matter the cost to the environment.
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A lot of anti-AI arguments remind of me of anti-porn ones where a medium's worst potential applications are presented as somehow inherent. People will say "porn is bad because it's abusive and exploitative to women," but the fact that it can be doesn't mean it has to be.
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A complete and total boycott of Twitter seems like the only moral response to the USAID travesty and could theoretically move the needle given how much ego and image is involved.
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I went looking to try to find out how many people were at the puberty blocker protest, but for some reason all the photos seem to be super close up shots that make it impossible to judge scale. Oh well, good to see so many diverse and organic home made protest signs, at least.
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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This and other jokes about actors having similar surnames at opiumtea.com.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM