Alan Driscoll
alandriscoll.com
Alan Driscoll
@alandriscoll.com
Prolific musician, so-called comedian, accidental trans activist.

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Opium Tea is officially back and once again diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid at opiumtea.com. Giant thanks to all our Patreon supporters, Coffee buyers and launderers of Texan evangelical dark money via shady Bitcoin transactions. Please spread the word, enjoy and stay tuned.
Julie Bindel loses Taskmaster final after failing visual metaphor round. - Opium Tea
Julie Bindel narrowly missed out on victory in Season 20 of Taskmaster by scoring zero points in a prop-based visual metaphor task. Reading aloud from the task handed to her by ringleader Alex Horne, ...
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Reposted by Alan Driscoll
Reposted by Alan Driscoll
Opium Tea is officially back and once again diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid at opiumtea.com. Giant thanks to all our Patreon supporters, Coffee buyers and launderers of Texan evangelical dark money via shady Bitcoin transactions. Please spread the word, enjoy and stay tuned.
Julie Bindel loses Taskmaster final after failing visual metaphor round. - Opium Tea
Julie Bindel narrowly missed out on victory in Season 20 of Taskmaster by scoring zero points in a prop-based visual metaphor task. Reading aloud from the task handed to her by ringleader Alex Horne, ...
www.opiumtea.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Reposted by Alan Driscoll
I cough-laughed hard enough to scare the cat and get scratches, but it was worth it.
Get this and other unsustainably specific references at the newly-relaunched opiumtea.com.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The other day, I saw Grok had replied to a post about Glinner saying "Linehan attacks ideas, not individuals", so I asked him about his most recent post, calling someone a "fat pervert", and it described it as a "rarity" outweighed by thousands of posts of policy analysis.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Get this and other unsustainably specific references at the newly-relaunched opiumtea.com.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Opium Tea is officially back and once again diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid at opiumtea.com. Giant thanks to all our Patreon supporters, Coffee buyers and launderers of Texan evangelical dark money via shady Bitcoin transactions. Please spread the word, enjoy and stay tuned.
Julie Bindel loses Taskmaster final after failing visual metaphor round. - Opium Tea
Julie Bindel narrowly missed out on victory in Season 20 of Taskmaster by scoring zero points in a prop-based visual metaphor task. Reading aloud from the task handed to her by ringleader Alex Horne, ...
www.opiumtea.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
No, Femi did not say "death to the IDF". Yes, this is the second time in a week Graham's been unable to tell two black men apart.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reposted by Alan Driscoll
While I prepare the release of the remastered version of The Womb's 2009 album 'Echolalia', check out the spruced-up video for the lead single 'Orphan Drugs'.
The Womb - Orphan Drugs (2025 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Womb
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November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
While I prepare the release of the remastered version of The Womb's 2009 album 'Echolalia', check out the spruced-up video for the lead single 'Orphan Drugs'.
The Womb - Orphan Drugs (2025 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Womb
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It's always funny when people deny 'The Matrix' is a trans allegory, because it implies that cis men can write lesbian sex scenes as convincing as the ones in 'Bound'.
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Culturally speaking, this has to be the unsexiest era ever. Is there still time to get a roaring twenties thing happening?
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Grok is now using cry-laugh emojis in its replies, which has to be at least one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
If you're wondering where the @glinnerslies account went, in a masterstroke of meta-irony, it was suspended for harassment. Will document anything important via Terfipedia, but given that Victoria Cohen Mitchell calling him out made the news, I'm wondering how necessary it will even be to do so.
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Meanwhile...

(Reminder: The last thing Victoria said was "please please please leave us alone".)
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by Alan Driscoll
See if you can guess why the account documenting Glinner's lies and harassment was suspended.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
See if you can guess why the account documenting Glinner's lies and harassment was suspended.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That Nutmeg character is absolutely obsessed with any kind of trans representation on TV. I remember she posted a screenshot of (presumably) a trans woman from Season 2 of Time, before I'd watched it, then when I watched the show, it was literally just a background extra on-screen for two seconds.
He’s started on my friend Chloe now
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
You know what, every design website? It's 2025, there's people on their way to Mars, I think we can live dangerously and download that JPEG in 100% quality by default. You don't even need to wait for Wi-Fi.
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
So who won?
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM