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JJ 🎄🎅🏻🎁
@jjdodders.bsky.social
Yorkshireman. Musician. Science nerd. Gamer. DIYer. Car Gay. Currently obsessed with old tech. Legibitiqua. 🏳️‍🌈

🏠 Edinburgh.

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Get up, oomfies, it’s time to destroy fascism.
I can’t think of literally anything I wanna eat for dinner and I’m paralysed staring at the fridge. Help.
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Pharmacy First is a really excellent NHS initiative. I went to Boots for a throat spray or something to help my sore throat. The Pharmacist took me to a consultation room, examined me, and wrote me a prescription for a numbing spray. For Free. No appointment needed. No waiting.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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yes yes they are
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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i blocked all the white house / federal gov accounts so i can't see, is the "department of war" talking about how it's justified in killing latin american fishermen in the name of combatting narcoterrorism? would that qualify?
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Just remembered that I literally never track any online purchases with Avios and must be missing out on 1000s of points. Also learned that someone created a nice little Chrome Extension that automatically lets you know when you can get Avios and adds them to your account. And Avios blocked it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Have such a bad sore throat that it’s fucking closing up. Couldn’t sleep all night for it. I loathe being ill.
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
This should irreparably ruin her actual life, but it won't because she said this in defence of some very very rich and powerful people. They're all going to start justifying it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A great example of the general lack of comprehension that’s rotting away at society.
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Oops
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Conservatives about to legalise paedophilia just to save their own skins.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
$229 for a fucking sock. They REALLY don’t respect you.
I'm all for fun design, but this is the weirdest, most impractical thing I've seen in a while. 😵‍💫

It's like the designers thought "Let's mimic the feeling of losing your phone inside of a scarf" or "Let's make an iPod sock so big your device wants to fall out!" 🧦

www.macrumors.com/2025/11/11/a...
Apple Debuts iPhone Pocket, a Limited Edition iPod Sock-Style Accessory
Apple has teamed up with Japanese fashion house ISSEY MIYAKE to launch iPhone Pocket , a 3D-knitted limited edition accessory designed to carry an iPhone, AirPods, and other everyday items.
www.macrumors.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Does she still have her job? Numerous courts have said she violated the code of conduct at work. I can't see a way that she can continue to hold onto that job after all of this.
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The dark nights are already fucking with me. Its been so dark for so long it feels like 4am.
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Honestly, the amount of joy my xmas decorations make me feel… just gonna leave them up all year. I can’t stop smiling at them.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I can't believe it's a Sunday. Its felt like a Tuesday or something all day. It's not got Sunday vibes.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Deluding myself into thinking I could pull this off.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I know I’m becoming my Dad because I’ve recently had the impulse to go to a car boot sale in search of Treasures.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m thinking about changing up my facial hair a bit. The boredom is making me want to change it. I dunno what. Maybe a goatee or just the stache (lol, imagine). **something** else… i dunno. It’s quite long currently and needs a trim so… maybe I’ll do some experimenting.
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Well, it didn’t stop there. I’m going full chinzy retro xmas this year, and so I’ve added foil handing decorations for that extra shiny 80s/90s-ness. Lametta going on the tree tomorrow probably.
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Car guys need to change up the music on their videos on Youtube. We’ve heard enough Trap on these videos. Let’s have some K-Pop. I dare you.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM