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JJ 🎄🎅🏻🎁
@jjdodders.bsky.social
Yorkshireman. Musician. Science nerd. Gamer. DIYer. Car Gay. Currently obsessed with old tech. Legibitiqua. 🏳️‍🌈

🏠 Edinburgh.

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Good night!
Men are so hot.
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I think I may have firmly decided on my first tattoo.
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Soon.
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Every video for each of Slayyyter’s current era of songs is so fucking striking. The cohesiveness is cohering. I truly do not think I’ve been this into the aesthetics of an artist’s era since Born This Way. AND she directed 2 of the videos herself, and hand made her own costumes. Talk about gumption
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
When Slayyyter said “finally bought my brand new tits” she wasn’t kidding. Miss Boobiana in her new video.

I’m obsessed. This new album is gonna kill me.
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Watching The Traitors Uncloaked and I still can’t believe that the makeup artists haven’t caught up with HD TV. There is no blend or finesse. It is literally slapped on.
January 16, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Todays plans:

1) Listen to Slayyyter’s new song 60 times
2) Eat Sushi
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 AM
God I love watching The Traitors. What a fucking addictive show. I think I would *CRUMBLE* if I was on it though. Just melt into the floor joists.
January 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Manifesting.
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Barbenheimer was something that organically developed in the cultural conversation. It was a bit of fun. PR/Marketing teams capitalising and glopping onto cultural trends and forcing them into the cultural conversation is not fun and actually ruins fun. Stop doing this.
Robert Downey Jr. and Timothée Chalamet on ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’ releasing the same day:

“We both have films opening on December 18th, and we decided to coin a name for it... We’re thinking ‘Dunesday'"

🎥 timotheenation
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 AM
I hate to give credit to Meta for anything since they’re so evil, but I do have to say that I love whatever they did with the new Instagram algorithm. My discover page is no longer endless photos and videos of perfectly sculpted gymbos making me realise how rubbish my own body is. Not a single one.
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Shot. Chaser.
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Imagine being one of the world’s greatest female vocalists AND *this* funny.
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
“AI is amazing, it can do anything”.
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Be Gay! Do Crime!
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Asda have got some Kentia Palms in for £20 a pop and I think I might get two to replace my dying Areca Palm because I’m losing the fight with that hoe.
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I have apparently passed the weight threshold where my friends are now hitting on me again.
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Good night!
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
She knows.
January 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Syncing Photos from iPhone to Mac Photos is so annoying. It copies your Photos library to your phone as a completely separate library to the camera roll (which doesn’t even exist anymore anyway) so it ends up just duplicating all your photos on your phone and cramming them into one photo feed.
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by JJ 🎄🎅🏻🎁
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January 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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If you enjoy a comic or a choose your own adventure book or a… very low res computer game, pls vote and share the below to help widen my reach. Thank you!
I was bored on the train home and made an interactive comic’s first issue

Reply or quote with your choice to share with a wider audience :) Do you choose:

BENEVOLENCE

Or

MALEVOLENCE

1 week to vote!
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I can’t make sense of Scruff Moments. Who are these people?! Why am I seeing nudes of people I’ve never messaged.
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It’s been so dark since I woke up. Lights on all day. Winter is so grim. We had a CRUM of sunshine yesterday and it’s back to misery.
January 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Not to be needy or whatever but I’d love to cuddle something rn. A man, a dog, a cat. Either or.
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM