Michael
@lusotart.bsky.social
Pretentious aging hipster 🇵🇹🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Michael
@lusotart.bsky.social
· Nov 25
If the new followers are wondering what I look here’s some pics. I don’t really like taking selfies but sometimes it happens. I’m 🇵🇹 with a British accent living in London, 46 👨🏼🦳, 20 tattoos, four earrings and a ♎️
Night poofs
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November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Night poofs
Feedback I got for a Spanish and Portuguese job:
After some consideration, we have decided to go with another candidate due to their excellent language and investigative skills demonstrated in the presentation.
🙄 I’m a bloody native Portuguese speaker
After some consideration, we have decided to go with another candidate due to their excellent language and investigative skills demonstrated in the presentation.
🙄 I’m a bloody native Portuguese speaker
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Feedback I got for a Spanish and Portuguese job:
After some consideration, we have decided to go with another candidate due to their excellent language and investigative skills demonstrated in the presentation.
🙄 I’m a bloody native Portuguese speaker
After some consideration, we have decided to go with another candidate due to their excellent language and investigative skills demonstrated in the presentation.
🙄 I’m a bloody native Portuguese speaker
Oh so everything is down because Cloudflare is down!
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh so everything is down because Cloudflare is down!
Right I have an interview today (online), in person interview for a FTC tomo. Plus a viewing for my flat on Saturday.
Imagine after all this time get a job and an offer on the flat in the same week?!
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🍀🍀🍀
Imagine after all this time get a job and an offer on the flat in the same week?!
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🍀🍀🍀
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Right I have an interview today (online), in person interview for a FTC tomo. Plus a viewing for my flat on Saturday.
Imagine after all this time get a job and an offer on the flat in the same week?!
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🍀🍀🍀
Imagine after all this time get a job and an offer on the flat in the same week?!
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🍀🍀🍀
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
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BUY MY FLAT PLS! 🤞🏼🍀
Lyon Road, Harrow HA1, 2 bed flat for sale, £450,000 - Zoopla
2 bed flat for sale in Lyon Road, Harrow HA1, selling for £450,000 from Brian Cox - Harrow. See property details on Zoopla or browse all our range of properties in Lyon Road, Harrow HA1.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
BUY MY FLAT PLS! 🤞🏼🍀
I fell asleep on the sofa. Can’t remember when. Just woke up
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I fell asleep on the sofa. Can’t remember when. Just woke up
DO YOU WANT TO BE NOSY?!
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
DO YOU WANT TO BE NOSY?!
Dodgy stomach means crisp sandwiches and comedy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Dodgy stomach means crisp sandwiches and comedy.
This “festive period” is v triggering. It makes yiu think of family and when you’ve only got two cousins left in the world far away. Makes you feel every inch the orphan.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This “festive period” is v triggering. It makes yiu think of family and when you’ve only got two cousins left in the world far away. Makes you feel every inch the orphan.
Went to the gym and about 27 mins into work out had to leave to come back home because stomach cramps kicked in and I thought I was going to shit myself!
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November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Went to the gym and about 27 mins into work out had to leave to come back home because stomach cramps kicked in and I thought I was going to shit myself!
Why is a compliance officer saying we couldn’t get a proper reference from HR from my previous employer. Ridiculous. Told them it’s the only email address and to clarify what they mean by a “proper reference”. I hate compliance.
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Why is a compliance officer saying we couldn’t get a proper reference from HR from my previous employer. Ridiculous. Told them it’s the only email address and to clarify what they mean by a “proper reference”. I hate compliance.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Morning, I’m still in bed. I’ll get up soon.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Morning, I’m still in bed. I’ll get up soon.
I want a job so I can go shopping again.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I want a job so I can go shopping again.
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Chest requested, I answer
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Chest requested, I answer
Bullseye on ITV1 now. Hello Henry
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November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bullseye on ITV1 now. Hello Henry
I’m always surprised when ppl say they have to drain their rice when they cook it. Rinse your rice 3 times before. It’s like, 2 parts water to one part rice, a bit of salt, clove of garlic, splash of olive oil. Simmer for 15 mins with a lid on and it’s cooked and no water left
Rice Chef Chris Cho GIF
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November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m always surprised when ppl say they have to drain their rice when they cook it. Rinse your rice 3 times before. It’s like, 2 parts water to one part rice, a bit of salt, clove of garlic, splash of olive oil. Simmer for 15 mins with a lid on and it’s cooked and no water left
Single digit temperatures is why I want to emigrate as soon as my flat sells! 🥶🥶🥶🤞🏼🍀
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Single digit temperatures is why I want to emigrate as soon as my flat sells! 🥶🥶🥶🤞🏼🍀
Oomf yesterday said to go to their house for Xmas because they having 10 ppl anyway and they have a spare room. I was planning on being myself in the flat but have accepted. V sweet offer 🥺🥺🥺
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oomf yesterday said to go to their house for Xmas because they having 10 ppl anyway and they have a spare room. I was planning on being myself in the flat but have accepted. V sweet offer 🥺🥺🥺
I got up to do chores but I had to sit back down because I had a wobble. I’ve managed to put a load in. Now sitting down watching Mum on iPlayer
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I got up to do chores but I had to sit back down because I had a wobble. I’ve managed to put a load in. Now sitting down watching Mum on iPlayer