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Michael
@lusotart.bsky.social
Pretentious aging hipster 🇵🇹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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If the new followers are wondering what I look here’s some pics. I don’t really like taking selfies but sometimes it happens. I’m 🇵🇹 with a British accent living in London, 46 👨🏼‍🦳, 20 tattoos, four earrings and a ♎️
Night poofs
a cartoon character holding a pink pillow with a face on it .
ALT: a cartoon character holding a pink pillow with a face on it .
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November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Feedback I got for a Spanish and Portuguese job:
After some consideration, we have decided to go with another candidate due to their excellent language and investigative skills demonstrated in the presentation.

🙄 I’m a bloody native Portuguese speaker
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Eye thread
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Watched this as I didn’t know who she was. What a tragic story just as she was hitting the peak of her fame. #Netflix
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Eye thread!
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh so everything is down because Cloudflare is down!
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Right I have an interview today (online), in person interview for a FTC tomo. Plus a viewing for my flat on Saturday.

Imagine after all this time get a job and an offer on the flat in the same week?!
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🍀🍀🍀
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I fell asleep on the sofa. Can’t remember when. Just woke up
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
DO YOU WANT TO BE NOSY?!
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dodgy stomach means crisp sandwiches and comedy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This “festive period” is v triggering. It makes yiu think of family and when you’ve only got two cousins left in the world far away. Makes you feel every inch the orphan.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Went to the gym and about 27 mins into work out had to leave to come back home because stomach cramps kicked in and I thought I was going to shit myself!
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November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Why is a compliance officer saying we couldn’t get a proper reference from HR from my previous employer. Ridiculous. Told them it’s the only email address and to clarify what they mean by a “proper reference”. I hate compliance.
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Morning, I’m still in bed. I’ll get up soon.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I want a job so I can go shopping again.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Chest requested, I answer
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bullseye on ITV1 now. Hello Henry
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November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well one person had to leave #Strictly
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m always surprised when ppl say they have to drain their rice when they cook it. Rinse your rice 3 times before. It’s like, 2 parts water to one part rice, a bit of salt, clove of garlic, splash of olive oil. Simmer for 15 mins with a lid on and it’s cooked and no water left
Rice Chef Chris Cho GIF
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November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Single digit temperatures is why I want to emigrate as soon as my flat sells! 🥶🥶🥶🤞🏼🍀
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Oomf yesterday said to go to their house for Xmas because they having 10 ppl anyway and they have a spare room. I was planning on being myself in the flat but have accepted. V sweet offer 🥺🥺🥺
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I got up to do chores but I had to sit back down because I had a wobble. I’ve managed to put a load in. Now sitting down watching Mum on iPlayer
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM