Michael
@lusotart.bsky.social
Pretentious aging hipster 🇵🇹🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Gonna wear a coat over suit and gloves
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Gonna wear a coat over suit and gloves
That’s today’s wank sorted!
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
That’s today’s wank sorted!
Blue my favourite colour. You can take them off now and come to bed, pls and thank you
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Blue my favourite colour. You can take them off now and come to bed, pls and thank you
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
I think it’s a Tik tok trend. It’s just a response to anything.
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I think it’s a Tik tok trend. It’s just a response to anything.
I say go back to paper tickets and queue at the venue box office! Like the old days 😂
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I say go back to paper tickets and queue at the venue box office! Like the old days 😂
I met up with friends for a catch up on a Saturday. Their two boys are quite well behaved but they need constant activities and their response to everything is 6/7!
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I met up with friends for a catch up on a Saturday. Their two boys are quite well behaved but they need constant activities and their response to everything is 6/7!
No never had to cover out textbooks or exercise books. All our exercise books were the same.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
No never had to cover out textbooks or exercise books. All our exercise books were the same.
This is Victor British guy used to be a pawn star now a psychotherapist in NYC
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is Victor British guy used to be a pawn star now a psychotherapist in NYC
@_rmac on IG beautiful man, bulky, ginger lives in SFO happily married
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@_rmac on IG beautiful man, bulky, ginger lives in SFO happily married
I’ve sent you a selection
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’ve sent you a selection
Three bears go into the woods on a hot sunny day. They’re getting a bit sweaty so start to strip
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Three bears go into the woods on a hot sunny day. They’re getting a bit sweaty so start to strip
You have soft hands from all the cum from wanking guys off for years. Ok next!
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You have soft hands from all the cum from wanking guys off for years. Ok next!
Three bears go cruising in the woods…
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Three bears go cruising in the woods…
Ppl think Portugal they think custard tarts and sun 😂
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ppl think Portugal they think custard tarts and sun 😂