Michael
@lusotart.bsky.social
Pretentious aging hipster 🇵🇹🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
👀 Italian chiropractor is hands on!
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
👀 Italian chiropractor is hands on!
I can confirm I accepted an offer on my flat. I will emigrate to the motherland in 2026!
I’m free
😎🇵🇹✌🏼
I’m free
😎🇵🇹✌🏼
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I can confirm I accepted an offer on my flat. I will emigrate to the motherland in 2026!
I’m free
😎🇵🇹✌🏼
I’m free
😎🇵🇹✌🏼
Well that’s what I’m gonna start calling them from now on
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Well that’s what I’m gonna start calling them from now on
Happy December! 👨🏻🦰🍆👨🏻🦰🍆👨🏻🦰🍆👨🏻🦰🍆👨🏻🦰🍆
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Happy December! 👨🏻🦰🍆👨🏻🦰🍆👨🏻🦰🍆👨🏻🦰🍆👨🏻🦰🍆
your avi … let me see it x
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
your avi … let me see it x
Unlike your arse hole?
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Unlike your arse hole?
Ppl are like “make sure to go out and do stuff. Do stuff you like to do. Don’t isolate yourself. Yeah but when you’ve been a carer for the past six years you don’t know what you like. I’m someone who hasn’t had the luxury of personal interests, hobbies, or social rhythms for years.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ppl are like “make sure to go out and do stuff. Do stuff you like to do. Don’t isolate yourself. Yeah but when you’ve been a carer for the past six years you don’t know what you like. I’m someone who hasn’t had the luxury of personal interests, hobbies, or social rhythms for years.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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November 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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Post something random, or you'll have an awful December
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December
I made these on Tuesday
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I made these on Tuesday
Ppl act like there’s a a massive secret to Yorkshire puddings like they’re the holy grail or something. Here is Greg Rutherford’s recipe which never fails:
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ppl act like there’s a a massive secret to Yorkshire puddings like they’re the holy grail or something. Here is Greg Rutherford’s recipe which never fails:
It was a bittersweet trip around town. The steel drum Christmas tunes would have had mum pissing herself.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It was a bittersweet trip around town. The steel drum Christmas tunes would have had mum pissing herself.
I went to investigate, there’s loads of rides around the corner.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I went to investigate, there’s loads of rides around the corner.
The picnic/camping table scenes
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The picnic/camping table scenes
You’re a ginger you should be using 👨🏻🦰
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You’re a ginger you should be using 👨🏻🦰