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Andy
@andyofeternia.bsky.social
40 | ♈ | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/him | NW Arkansas
Gamer - WoW, FFXIV, Monster Hunter, Destiny 2
Comics, Anime, Gym
Sometimes NSFW
Pinned
Blindsided by #tiddietuesday
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Leading the naked charge. ☀️🌵@thenkdstylist.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Kinda wanna take a nude in the snow, but it’s 5° so settled for the kitchen.

#softiesunday
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Palm Springs 🌴
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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FUCK ICE
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK JD VANCE
FUCK KRISTI NOEM
January 24, 2026 at 6:48 PM
When you're promised 10" and get 3" ❄️
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Sir, a second dumptruck has hit the bakery.

#flexfriday
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Had a bit too much fun today with @knautty-boy.bsky.social

Gimme a lil repost if you wanna see more pics of the dog all tied up ⛓️🐕
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Should really be more like Ted Cruz and fly to Mexico to avoid these winter storms. 🥶
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Fat Cock Friday is the gift that just keeps on giving. #fcf #fdf
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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It could be yours, bud. #fcf 🦦🥰
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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👋🏿🍆
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Stocked and stacked. #fcf
January 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Rest Morning…

Coffee ?
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
All the pit content lately has been 👌
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Come here, I’ll keep you warm during the snowpocalypse.

#fcf #flexfriday
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Maki got hands, huh?
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Wine drunk at the gay happy hour.
January 23, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Love getting called to troubleshoot an issue after explaining how to do something and they literally haven’t done the thing you explained how to do.
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Asked and answered.
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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My dick when I see an AI profile picture.
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Turns out my numbers were correct all along and I’ve been chasing a goose. 🙄
Closest I’ll get to being an archeologist is uncovering long forgotten pieces of business logic when modernizing reporting.
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Closest I’ll get to being an archeologist is uncovering long forgotten pieces of business logic when modernizing reporting.
January 21, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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memes and nudes are the only thing keeping me sane
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Not being able to get any work done with my phone nearby cause doomscrolling, but also not being able to get any work done without my phone nearby cause MFA.
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Spending gift card balance on boring things. 😭
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM