Derek G
@derekgee.bsky.social
I’ll do it, but only for the attention.
Bigger hoe hoe hoe than Martha May Whovier. 😏😘
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bigger hoe hoe hoe than Martha May Whovier. 😏😘
Getting ready for hockey season. 🏋🏼♂️😏
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Getting ready for hockey season. 🏋🏼♂️😏
If anyone runs into my boss on vacation, be sure to tell him I said to go to hell. 😘
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If anyone runs into my boss on vacation, be sure to tell him I said to go to hell. 😘
Was randomly singing this song to myself at work and had to stop because I started crying 🥹🤣
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Was randomly singing this song to myself at work and had to stop because I started crying 🥹🤣
The owners of our company asking everyone to work the Saturday before Christmas while they’re on vacation is actually offensive…
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The owners of our company asking everyone to work the Saturday before Christmas while they’re on vacation is actually offensive…
Is not being able to get out of my garage an excuse for missing work? Asking for me.
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Is not being able to get out of my garage an excuse for missing work? Asking for me.
My new gym is playing Renaissance all the way through; I knew this gym was the right choice. 🙌🏼
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My new gym is playing Renaissance all the way through; I knew this gym was the right choice. 🙌🏼
I need to stop watching hockey before bed…
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I need to stop watching hockey before bed…
Scored that absolute cutest guy’s phone number today. 😏😋
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Scored that absolute cutest guy’s phone number today. 😏😋
The H is real today. Please send things. 🫠
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The H is real today. Please send things. 🫠
New gym says no to tripods but yes to doggos. 🙌🏼
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
New gym says no to tripods but yes to doggos. 🙌🏼
Not me crying in this silly little hockey show.
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Not me crying in this silly little hockey show.
Joined a gym that doesn’t allow tripods. 🥰
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Joined a gym that doesn’t allow tripods. 🥰
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thank u x
Can I do two? 😋
Can I do two? 😋
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thank u x
Can I do two? 😋
Can I do two? 😋
Probably one of the best weekends I’ve had in a long time. Thankful to all these cuties for making this move already feel like home. 🥰
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably one of the best weekends I’ve had in a long time. Thankful to all these cuties for making this move already feel like home. 🥰
Trying to force myself to watch Avatar 2 again, and I’ll never understand what people see in these movies.
a man and a woman are sitting in a crowd with the words `` i hate it '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a crowd with the words `` i hate it '' written on the screen .
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December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Trying to force myself to watch Avatar 2 again, and I’ll never understand what people see in these movies.
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Happy Saturday from ugly SoCal. 😏✌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Happy Saturday from ugly SoCal. 😏✌🏼
Guess who just opened their lunch box and found their uneaten breakfast…
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Guess who just opened their lunch box and found their uneaten breakfast…
Swimming for the first time in three years is a very humbling experience. 🏊🏼♂️🥵
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Swimming for the first time in three years is a very humbling experience. 🏊🏼♂️🥵
Might need to tinker around with what goes on the table, but I’m actually pretty happy with how my Sunday project turned out. 😊
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Might need to tinker around with what goes on the table, but I’m actually pretty happy with how my Sunday project turned out. 😊