Derek G
@derekgee.bsky.social
I’ll do it, but only for the attention.
Diva Down 🪦
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Diva Down 🪦
Once the fireplace is working, the homey levels will be off the charts. 🤗
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Once the fireplace is working, the homey levels will be off the charts. 🤗
I’m sure I’ll regret saying this later, but I can’t believe how much faster this week is going than last week. 🤞🏼
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m sure I’ll regret saying this later, but I can’t believe how much faster this week is going than last week. 🤞🏼
Hungover on a Monday thanks to the worst influences in my life… my parents. 🫠
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hungover on a Monday thanks to the worst influences in my life… my parents. 🫠
The electrician I’m paying is literally sleeping in his truck.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The electrician I’m paying is literally sleeping in his truck.
a movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
a movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
Hey Siri, play “Cozy” by Beyoncé. 🥰🌈
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hey Siri, play “Cozy” by Beyoncé. 🥰🌈
Hey Siri, play “What a Wonderful World.” 🎶
People are just posting pole and hole on IG nowadays. And I think that's beautiful.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hey Siri, play “What a Wonderful World.” 🎶
I know it’s so basic, but I really want to paint my ass like a pumpkin. 🤭
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I know it’s so basic, but I really want to paint my ass like a pumpkin. 🤭
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I hope this email kills us both
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hope this email kills us both
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I am NOT spiritually ready for daylight savings time to end. Fuck a 4 PM sunset.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I am NOT spiritually ready for daylight savings time to end. Fuck a 4 PM sunset.
I feel like an idiot that it never even occurred to me that this weekend was when everyone was going out for Halloween… 🫠😂
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I feel like an idiot that it never even occurred to me that this weekend was when everyone was going out for Halloween… 🫠😂
I’m so excited to not have to do this god awful commute anymore. 🫠
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m so excited to not have to do this god awful commute anymore. 🫠
Looks like I’m moving to Weho. 🏳️🌈
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October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Looks like I’m moving to Weho. 🏳️🌈
Happy Softie Sunday, boys. ☀️☕️
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Happy Softie Sunday, boys. ☀️☕️
Love me some Local’s Summer.
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Love me some Local’s Summer.
Great news!
If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣
If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Great news!
If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣
If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣
Learning that I can turn on my truck’s seat-heaters remotely is an absolute game changer. 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Learning that I can turn on my truck’s seat-heaters remotely is an absolute game changer. 🥰
Just looked at my credit card statement for the first time since Europe. 🫠
October 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just looked at my credit card statement for the first time since Europe. 🫠
Went Clubbing last night. 🦄
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Went Clubbing last night. 🦄
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM