flottman
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As soon as they figure out how to put a record player on a boat man I'll be so fixed
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"Move to the center. Inject some civility into your hate speech."
Should You Move to the Center? (As Defined by The New York Times’ Editorial Board)
Illustration by Jesse Shamon - - - Click image to enlarge.
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December 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Move to the center. Inject some civility into your hate speech."
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The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.
not sure why the makers of star trek think there is a deficit of sex on that show. when they said "go where no man has gone before" they were talking about james t. kirk being a ho
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.
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shattered glass is an unrealistic story because a journalist gets punished for being a shameless moron
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
shattered glass is an unrealistic story because a journalist gets punished for being a shameless moron
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We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
We’re just normal men
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The failure/sabotage of the American empire as it relates to Reagan and deregulation
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The failure/sabotage of the American empire as it relates to Reagan and deregulation
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someone keep this going
gotta gotta be down because I want it all
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
someone keep this going
Now I'm falling asleep
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Now I'm falling asleep
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The Luddites were right
i can't wait for the ruin of this dude
Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren’t Even “Real Work” to Start With
So that's where we're at.
www.yahoo.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Luddites were right
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Having both started coding and wearing glasses when I was very young, I can say with confidence that these can reliably be disrupted by punching their wearers in the face. Depending on the version of the firmware, it may take more than once.
Okay, no, seriously: who's got the device that disrupts all "smart glasses"— and only the smart glasses— in a 300 foot radius?
New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Having both started coding and wearing glasses when I was very young, I can say with confidence that these can reliably be disrupted by punching their wearers in the face. Depending on the version of the firmware, it may take more than once.
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for anyone confused at the bluesky waffle discourse, google "blue waffle" for context
October 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
for anyone confused at the bluesky waffle discourse, google "blue waffle" for context
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And the result of this is that the stock market will become a measure not of financial value, potential or actual, but of loyalty to the POTUS.
The last 8 months precedent means we now have a system where the POTUS can demand any business practice as he wishes, or he will impose “emergency” Executive Orders to tariff their sales & destroy them…
A free market is not possible in such conditions. It is servile.
A free market is not possible in such conditions. It is servile.
Literally last week every MAGA idiot around was insisting, loudly, how terrible it was that the Biden admin pressured YouTube to remove COVID misinfo, even as YouTube said it ignored the pressure. Those same folks will either be silent or cheer this on:
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
And the result of this is that the stock market will become a measure not of financial value, potential or actual, but of loyalty to the POTUS.
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Just gonna keep tapping the sign*
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just gonna keep tapping the sign*
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
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JIM: the name’s jim, short for jilliam
DICK: nice to meet you, jim. i’m dick, short for penis
DICK: nice to meet you, jim. i’m dick, short for penis
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
JIM: the name’s jim, short for jilliam
DICK: nice to meet you, jim. i’m dick, short for penis
DICK: nice to meet you, jim. i’m dick, short for penis
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Neil Young brought it at Farm Aid. One of the greatest rock n rollers of all time.
September 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Neil Young brought it at Farm Aid. One of the greatest rock n rollers of all time.
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Owner of a lonely heart, you are parked in a fire lane. This is your final warning.
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Owner of a lonely heart, you are parked in a fire lane. This is your final warning.
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Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.
September 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
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Going to a Tibetan temple and gonna ask the monks to make me a sand mandala of this, and then when the wind blows it away, I will be one with the cheese.
September 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Going to a Tibetan temple and gonna ask the monks to make me a sand mandala of this, and then when the wind blows it away, I will be one with the cheese.
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Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
September 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
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you know, in the 24 hours I was banned I had time to think about my actions. and so I want to say this to my followers and online community:
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poopoopeepee
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
you know, in the 24 hours I was banned I had time to think about my actions. and so I want to say this to my followers and online community:
poopoopeepee
poopoopeepee
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Special guest today as Rep. James Talarico chats with me about a wide range of topics
Y'all don't want to miss this one!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Y'all don't want to miss this one!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Welcome Aboard, Rep. James Talarico!
The candidate for U.S. Senate and all-around good dude parks for a chat with me
open.substack.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Special guest today as Rep. James Talarico chats with me about a wide range of topics
Y'all don't want to miss this one!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Y'all don't want to miss this one!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
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A little ditty I wrote
September 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A little ditty I wrote
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Does anyone else remember when Arby's made this absolutely disgusting promotion for 9/11? I'm never gonna let them live this down.
September 11, 2023 at 5:52 AM
Does anyone else remember when Arby's made this absolutely disgusting promotion for 9/11? I'm never gonna let them live this down.