flottman
@flottman.bsky.social
As soon as they figure out how to put a record player on a boat man I'll be so fixed
Now I'm falling asleep
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Now I'm falling asleep
And then 30 minutes later, in about the same spot but looking the other direction, a rainbow!
August 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
And then 30 minutes later, in about the same spot but looking the other direction, a rainbow!
Goddammit, Chappalyankovic might be the smartest thing my stupid brain ever thought of... How can we make this happen? She would totally do it! 😆
August 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Goddammit, Chappalyankovic might be the smartest thing my stupid brain ever thought of... How can we make this happen? She would totally do it! 😆
You are 110% correct, and its the reason why the person who invented this shit deserves the Nobel Prize
June 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You are 110% correct, and its the reason why the person who invented this shit deserves the Nobel Prize
Okokok here is an actual picture from the birthday party, which is notable for the hilarious shirt worn by the gentleman behind me
June 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Okokok here is an actual picture from the birthday party, which is notable for the hilarious shirt worn by the gentleman behind me
This one went fuckin HARD
June 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This one went fuckin HARD
There was a time in the late 90s where this thing *lived* in my car CD player and my friends constantly complained about it and I gave zero funks
May 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
There was a time in the late 90s where this thing *lived* in my car CD player and my friends constantly complained about it and I gave zero funks
@pftompkins.bsky.social can you get something to PTA lol
April 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social can you get something to PTA lol
I cant believe this is a quote by a congressman and not this dude
January 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I cant believe this is a quote by a congressman and not this dude