flottman
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As soon as they figure out how to put a record player on a boat man I'll be so fixed
Who really needs schools that teach kids how to read good and do other things good anyway
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Who really needs schools that teach kids how to read good and do other things good anyway
My boss is expert-level at this
"Hey boss, the client said they want to do X/Y/Z"
"Why do they want to do that?"
...Does it matter, or are you just asking me in order to defer doing actual work?
"Hey boss, the client said they want to do X/Y/Z"
"Why do they want to do that?"
...Does it matter, or are you just asking me in order to defer doing actual work?
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My boss is expert-level at this
"Hey boss, the client said they want to do X/Y/Z"
"Why do they want to do that?"
...Does it matter, or are you just asking me in order to defer doing actual work?
"Hey boss, the client said they want to do X/Y/Z"
"Why do they want to do that?"
...Does it matter, or are you just asking me in order to defer doing actual work?
Leonard Nimoy was the horniest one of all and they made his character devoid of all emotion in order to increase the sexual tension between Spock and Bones
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Leonard Nimoy was the horniest one of all and they made his character devoid of all emotion in order to increase the sexual tension between Spock and Bones
Its ok to eat them, that's part of the test. Who would want someone who doesn't like delicious bugles
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Its ok to eat them, that's part of the test. Who would want someone who doesn't like delicious bugles
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shattered glass is an unrealistic story because a journalist gets punished for being a shameless moron
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
shattered glass is an unrealistic story because a journalist gets punished for being a shameless moron
This is kinda what it was like when I worked at B&N years ago but unfortunately all of my dates were old ladies looking for 50 Shades of Grey
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This is kinda what it was like when I worked at B&N years ago but unfortunately all of my dates were old ladies looking for 50 Shades of Grey
The reason we all had to learn the name David Pecker
ew...
ew...
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The reason we all had to learn the name David Pecker
ew...
ew...
Ok so what have we learned?
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ok so what have we learned?
👋🏼 I have no idea if this movie is credible but am in it for the long haul because of the great supporting acting
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
👋🏼 I have no idea if this movie is credible but am in it for the long haul because of the great supporting acting
Also, Steve Zahn alert 🚨
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Also, Steve Zahn alert 🚨
Ok done.
I liked the parts where he was singing from inside the sink, and when he sang "SHAttered Dreams"
I liked the parts where he was singing from inside the sink, and when he sang "SHAttered Dreams"
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ok done.
I liked the parts where he was singing from inside the sink, and when he sang "SHAttered Dreams"
I liked the parts where he was singing from inside the sink, and when he sang "SHAttered Dreams"
I'll watch it right now but I need a quick rundown of which character=real life person first
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'll watch it right now but I need a quick rundown of which character=real life person first
Just don't forget the cheddar
A slice of apple pie without a piece of cheese is like a hug without the squeeze!
A slice of apple pie without a piece of cheese is like a hug without the squeeze!
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just don't forget the cheddar
A slice of apple pie without a piece of cheese is like a hug without the squeeze!
A slice of apple pie without a piece of cheese is like a hug without the squeeze!
Its Ray LaMontagne lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Its Ray LaMontagne lol
Trump doesnt know much about the law, but I guarantee you he knows that lying to the Feds is a crime
They are going to use these interviews to try and trip up or otherwise entrap the interviewees
They are going to use these interviews to try and trip up or otherwise entrap the interviewees
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Trump doesnt know much about the law, but I guarantee you he knows that lying to the Feds is a crime
They are going to use these interviews to try and trip up or otherwise entrap the interviewees
They are going to use these interviews to try and trip up or otherwise entrap the interviewees
My guy Talarico is getting there, I think
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My guy Talarico is getting there, I think