Josh Seybert
@joshseybert.bsky.social
I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
Real ones know you can stream the Epstein files on Tubi.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Real ones know you can stream the Epstein files on Tubi.
We used to have fun crimes, like lying about a young boy named Falcon flying inside a giant balloon headed towards heaven.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We used to have fun crimes, like lying about a young boy named Falcon flying inside a giant balloon headed towards heaven.
At risk of raising false hope, I’ve noticed three yards in my neighborhood have quietly taken down their many Trump signs and flags that they’ve displayed since 2016.
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
At risk of raising false hope, I’ve noticed three yards in my neighborhood have quietly taken down their many Trump signs and flags that they’ve displayed since 2016.
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You don’t even want to see the painting they keep in their attic.
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You don’t even want to see the painting they keep in their attic.
Missing summer so I put my garbage under a heat lamp.
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Missing summer so I put my garbage under a heat lamp.
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it's Jimmy McGrant, the detective ant
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
it's Jimmy McGrant, the detective ant
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lining up the taco filing that fell out onto my plate with a piece of taco shell like its cocaine
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
lining up the taco filing that fell out onto my plate with a piece of taco shell like its cocaine
Counterpoint: no
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Counterpoint: no
Our 1-year-old Golden Retriever is scared of something new. Hiding this one behind a content warning because this one is really intense.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Our 1-year-old Golden Retriever is scared of something new. Hiding this one behind a content warning because this one is really intense.
My English muffin this morning was all nooks. Not a single cranny to be had.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My English muffin this morning was all nooks. Not a single cranny to be had.
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New Indiana Jones adventure…
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
New Indiana Jones adventure…
Reading the comments
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reading the comments
People tend to get a lil’ cranky when you consistently betray your constituents and vote for them to lose healthcare and die so maybe try not doing that?
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
People tend to get a lil’ cranky when you consistently betray your constituents and vote for them to lose healthcare and die so maybe try not doing that?
I mail death threats to myself so I own the copyright.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I mail death threats to myself so I own the copyright.
“Wait. That’s not a normal meal?”
-me watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
-me watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“Wait. That’s not a normal meal?”
-me watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
-me watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
These guys should have been huge.
The Flashing Lights - Highschool LP cover video
YouTube video by murderecords
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
These guys should have been huge.
This was me in college trying to get into my dorm while convincing the RA I wasn’t drunk.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This was me in college trying to get into my dorm while convincing the RA I wasn’t drunk.
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The puzzle-packed Confounding Calendar returns soon!
The Confounding Calendar returns this December: a new tiny puzzle game surprise each day of the month, taking submissions now · Thinky Games
The most puzzle-packed Calendar around is back for a 5th year running: The Confounding Calendar is a big community event that takes place every November-December and involves everyone getting together to make bite-sized, single-level puzzle treats that are then slowly released over the course of a month.
thinkygames.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The puzzle-packed Confounding Calendar returns soon!
This idiot is 15 today. For the past year, he mostly does this all day to the front door.
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This idiot is 15 today. For the past year, he mostly does this all day to the front door.
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No more large armchairs for Schumer until he steps down.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
No more large armchairs for Schumer until he steps down.
I do not enjoy the videos of John Chungus and I would be appreciative if he would stop making them.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I do not enjoy the videos of John Chungus and I would be appreciative if he would stop making them.
Charlie Brown should just throw a baseball at Lucy’s head and knock her out.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Charlie Brown should just throw a baseball at Lucy’s head and knock her out.