Josh Seybert
@joshseybert.bsky.social
I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
His time has come.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
His time has come.
Our 1-year-old Golden Retriever is scared of something new. Hiding this one behind a content warning because this one is really intense.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Our 1-year-old Golden Retriever is scared of something new. Hiding this one behind a content warning because this one is really intense.
Reading the comments
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reading the comments
This idiot is 15 today. For the past year, he mostly does this all day to the front door.
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This idiot is 15 today. For the past year, he mostly does this all day to the front door.
C’mon man. Get it together.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
C’mon man. Get it together.
I made this years ago and yet somehow I’m still unemployed.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I made this years ago and yet somehow I’m still unemployed.
The dog continues to be terrified of the TV.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The dog continues to be terrified of the TV.
Taken seconds before the Grizzly Man walks towards the camera, freaking out my dog enough that he leaps into my arms and emitted this odor I can only describe as “bottom of a fishing boat”.
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Taken seconds before the Grizzly Man walks towards the camera, freaking out my dog enough that he leaps into my arms and emitted this odor I can only describe as “bottom of a fishing boat”.
Tfw you just want to buy some Burts Bees.
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tfw you just want to buy some Burts Bees.
What all restaurants use to put condiments on sandwiches.
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What all restaurants use to put condiments on sandwiches.
It’s just this cool picture of Burl Ives.
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s just this cool picture of Burl Ives.
People are making fun of the new sign, but it's serving a valuable purpose.
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
People are making fun of the new sign, but it's serving a valuable purpose.
Sometimes I don’t see a dog. Instead I see a progress bar slowly loading.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sometimes I don’t see a dog. Instead I see a progress bar slowly loading.
Them: why did you get fired as a music teacher?
Me:
Me:
![Mozart's canon "Leck mich im Arsch" K. 231 (K° 382c) includes the lyrics: Leck mich im A[rsch] g'schwindi, g'schwindi! This would be translated into English as "lick me in the arse, quickly, quickly!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a27hcyfr2rdgrxywvs2kvsi7/bafkreicjzbw6nirbwlvbtr3lyuxa4ets76zdynh6jnpqrdwkicavee7uju@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Them: why did you get fired as a music teacher?
Me:
Me:
In the real world, we would have been freaking out about this moon about to crash into the earth.
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In the real world, we would have been freaking out about this moon about to crash into the earth.
If you think your donation is too small, it isn’t! I could afford ten bucks, and it feels great to do so. As much as a pep talk!
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you think your donation is too small, it isn’t! I could afford ten bucks, and it feels great to do so. As much as a pep talk!