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Eden M. Kennedy
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Aquatic, egg-laying, venomous, fluorescent
https://emkennedy.net
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Top Ten Movies

1. False Move
2. Thousand Maniacs
3. Days of the Condor
4. Weddings and a Funeral
5. Graves to Cairo
6. Degrees of Separation
7. Samurai
8. 8 I forget what 8 was for
9. And a Half Weeks
10.
January 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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There’s nothing quite like watching your mom go elbow-deep in a turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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There was a mistranslation in the 10 commandments. God actually said "you shall not *cover* your neighbor's wife." He was saying to let her go if she's running a slant route against zone defense.
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Giving Chili’s Southwest Eggroll a run for its money.
Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Starving people to own the libs
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you can set up a monthly donation to your local food bank, do it. Even if it’s just $5 or $10. Dollars turn into meals.
Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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please, salve my pedantic ass. they are not demolishing the east wing with a backhoe. they're using an excavator. these are different tools. you're giving me a headache
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Next week in the op-eds: "should women taking OFF LABEL testosterone still be allowed to play recreational tennis with their friends at the senior center? some random dipshit we asked says no"
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No Kings Santa Barbara, CA
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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we're approaching macy's parade level teamwork here
#nokings
Portland frog brigade
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I still think the best idea for progressive donors is to just revive every alt-weekly in the country and staff them with 10 reporters each.
I wrote a bit about the misguided effort by Democrats to replicate Joe Rogan the right-wing podcast ecosystem.
May 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I could swear there was a whole right-wing conspiracy movement / cult focused on unmasking the secret pedophiles in elite circles who run everything, anyone know what they’re up to these days?
September 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
80-90% of autism is inherited, ffs
September 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Vaccines have been the foremost breakthrough in medical history

Not of this year
Not this decade
Not this century

Vaccines are the foremost medical breakthrough in history
August 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM