I need to take a social media break to write my thesis. Please yell at me if you see me on here in the next three weeks.
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I need to take a social media break to write my thesis. Please yell at me if you see me on here in the next three weeks.
Imperfections in your skin bothering you? Try 17 tiny wounds. You will not regret making 17 tiny wounds.
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Imperfections in your skin bothering you? Try 17 tiny wounds. You will not regret making 17 tiny wounds.
Everyone hates my friend Yvonne Babylon. She doesn't eat gluten eggs or dairy but she does eat meat. She's a sex worker. I keep bringing her to parties as my plus one. She's Christian. She smells like vinegar. I think she's transmasc. I love her
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Everyone hates my friend Yvonne Babylon. She doesn't eat gluten eggs or dairy but she does eat meat. She's a sex worker. I keep bringing her to parties as my plus one. She's Christian. She smells like vinegar. I think she's transmasc. I love her
Being an environmental chemist sort of messes with your relationship to pollutants. You cannot make me care about microplastics. Candles should be banned. I'd love to go to Chernobyl sometime. The inventor of the leafblower should be shot.
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Being an environmental chemist sort of messes with your relationship to pollutants. You cannot make me care about microplastics. Candles should be banned. I'd love to go to Chernobyl sometime. The inventor of the leafblower should be shot.
So many good smells can come out of the human body. Which makes the bad ones all the more enraging
October 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So many good smells can come out of the human body. Which makes the bad ones all the more enraging
They should invent a third gender so bisexuals like me can actually get some platonic cuddling!!
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They should invent a third gender so bisexuals like me can actually get some platonic cuddling!!
A mile of cooked spaghetti is about 5kg (11lbs)
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A mile of cooked spaghetti is about 5kg (11lbs)
I miss him 😭
Last night I dreamed I had a pet raccoon who figured out he could take selfies on his iPad and I was soooo proud of him. So yeah. I do want kids.
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I miss him 😭
SSRI withdrawal rules dude I feel incredible
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
SSRI withdrawal rules dude I feel incredible
I used to think being 6'3 meant I would never pass but now I do. Almost never clocked, people just treat me like I was born to rule. So don't let that stop you
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I used to think being 6'3 meant I would never pass but now I do. Almost never clocked, people just treat me like I was born to rule. So don't let that stop you
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“Locked in” reinforces the carceral mindset. You’re free to concentrate as you wish 😌
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“Locked in” reinforces the carceral mindset. You’re free to concentrate as you wish 😌
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woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it
September 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it
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My buddy Grayson the Hunter hooked up a bug zapper to a small generator and left it in the Amazon rainforest. I keep telling him that doesn't count as hunting. It doesn't feel in the spirit of hunting.
September 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My buddy Grayson the Hunter hooked up a bug zapper to a small generator and left it in the Amazon rainforest. I keep telling him that doesn't count as hunting. It doesn't feel in the spirit of hunting.
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I finally found wally and he was tuggin on his shit but when I showed somebody it had changed back to normal and now whenever i find him he has an evil grin :(
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I finally found wally and he was tuggin on his shit but when I showed somebody it had changed back to normal and now whenever i find him he has an evil grin :(
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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When you make a flirty mistake, you've gotta diva zone your way out of it.
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
When you make a flirty mistake, you've gotta diva zone your way out of it.
The opposite of mushroom is lemon
October 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The opposite of mushroom is lemon
You can read or listen to an audiobook recording of Neuromancer (1984) by William Gibson at any time. You don't have to wait.
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can read or listen to an audiobook recording of Neuromancer (1984) by William Gibson at any time. You don't have to wait.
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ireland electing people with power: time for cartoonish avatars of the brute power of capital 🫡🫡
ireland electing people without power: let’s pick the nice one 🙂 with the dogs 🙂🙂 who swims 🙂
ireland electing people without power: let’s pick the nice one 🙂 with the dogs 🙂🙂 who swims 🙂
It's possible that the hostile media did result in lower turnout and a legitimisation of the spoil the vote but I feel pretty confident that Connolly will be two terms and thought of as fondly as Higgens
Catherine Connolly said she went for a swim this morning - "twenty lengths" - speaking to reporters at the count centre in Galway.
October 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
ireland electing people with power: time for cartoonish avatars of the brute power of capital 🫡🫡
ireland electing people without power: let’s pick the nice one 🙂 with the dogs 🙂🙂 who swims 🙂
ireland electing people without power: let’s pick the nice one 🙂 with the dogs 🙂🙂 who swims 🙂
if you cry on the bus it makes you more real. realness is about crying on the bus
October 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
if you cry on the bus it makes you more real. realness is about crying on the bus
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You need to weather the storm diva. Diva you must
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You need to weather the storm diva. Diva you must
A strange woman involved me and my date in a scheme last night so she could get me alone and I was so impressed I made out with her.
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
A strange woman involved me and my date in a scheme last night so she could get me alone and I was so impressed I made out with her.
🙃
7:am just got home from the weirdest first date of my life
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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