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I am taking measures
It must feel so good when niche gay brooklynite instagram clout goes to your head 🤤
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It must feel so good when niche gay brooklynite instagram clout goes to your head 🤤
They should’ve never let a real Pen-Head watch Marty Supreme. Fascinating historical vector I’m compelled to get to the bottom of
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
They should’ve never let a real Pen-Head watch Marty Supreme. Fascinating historical vector I’m compelled to get to the bottom of
I love Twin Peaks... Every now and then I’m like “I can’t believe we’re cutting from the murder plot to ‘Norma’s mom is coming to town— with a NEW HUSBAND! 😧’” but that’s literally what makes TV great ❤️
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love Twin Peaks... Every now and then I’m like “I can’t believe we’re cutting from the murder plot to ‘Norma’s mom is coming to town— with a NEW HUSBAND! 😧’” but that’s literally what makes TV great ❤️
The Heated Rivalry anamorphic lens tracking oners did NOT charm me!!
December 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Heated Rivalry anamorphic lens tracking oners did NOT charm me!!
Nobody tells you that the Rockettes ends with a nativity play featuring a real life camel
December 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nobody tells you that the Rockettes ends with a nativity play featuring a real life camel
The holidays didn’t really come together until I sat the family down and put on A Ricardo Villalobos Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The holidays didn’t really come together until I sat the family down and put on A Ricardo Villalobos Christmas
Glad to inform that the A24 movie crosswords book is actually an incredible workplace secret santa gift
December 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Glad to inform that the A24 movie crosswords book is actually an incredible workplace secret santa gift
Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point was made in a lab specifically for me. They made a movie about sneaking out of family holiday gatherings in my hometown and threw the Scorpio Rising soundtrack over it.
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point was made in a lab specifically for me. They made a movie about sneaking out of family holiday gatherings in my hometown and threw the Scorpio Rising soundtrack over it.
Heated Rivalry has inspired me. I need to write a coming-out scene that gives everyone a stroke
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Heated Rivalry has inspired me. I need to write a coming-out scene that gives everyone a stroke
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MARTY SUPREME is the monoculture. It is Great Entertainment, a black hole that consumes all of American cinema. Went long on its virtues and vices for @lareviewofbooks.bsky.social
lareviewofbooks.org/article/made...
lareviewofbooks.org/article/made...
Made in America | Los Angeles Review of Books
Sam Bodrojan unpacks Josh Safdie’s “Marty Supreme” and the mythmaking around a monoculture masterpiece.
lareviewofbooks.org
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
MARTY SUPREME is the monoculture. It is Great Entertainment, a black hole that consumes all of American cinema. Went long on its virtues and vices for @lareviewofbooks.bsky.social
lareviewofbooks.org/article/made...
lareviewofbooks.org/article/made...
[guy who’s only seen The Brutalist after seeing her second movie about a Jewish guy] Marty Supreme is kind of like The Brutalist’s evil cousin
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
[guy who’s only seen The Brutalist after seeing her second movie about a Jewish guy] Marty Supreme is kind of like The Brutalist’s evil cousin
We got each other belts. This lesbian shit is serious
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
We got each other belts. This lesbian shit is serious
The Marty Supreme pyramid thing is maybe the movie thread of the year. Momentarily I’m forgetting every other movie thing I liked
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Marty Supreme pyramid thing is maybe the movie thread of the year. Momentarily I’m forgetting every other movie thing I liked
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Images only move when they are VERY upset
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Images only move when they are VERY upset
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2026 will be the year of moving images
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
2026 will be the year of moving images
ChatGPT Put more sweat on timothée chalamet. Okay now put him in a hot shower. Okay now make him sweaty again. Okay now run the shower back. Yes
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
ChatGPT Put more sweat on timothée chalamet. Okay now put him in a hot shower. Okay now make him sweaty again. Okay now run the shower back. Yes
They’re not ready for my response to Christmas Eve at Miller’s Point, which is just a live feed of my family going “yeah that looks like a street around here. Yep here comes Santa in the firetruck”
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
They’re not ready for my response to Christmas Eve at Miller’s Point, which is just a live feed of my family going “yeah that looks like a street around here. Yep here comes Santa in the firetruck”
What am I listening to? Oh— “A Ricardo Villalobos Christmas”
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What am I listening to? Oh— “A Ricardo Villalobos Christmas”
We need to use a better word than “cinephiles” Please
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We need to use a better word than “cinephiles” Please
They just shot and killed Master Shake. Oh my god
December 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They just shot and killed Master Shake. Oh my god
Please keep that disgusting Grinch away from me. His natural green furs are putrid….unless they’re on a fabulous stole !!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Please keep that disgusting Grinch away from me. His natural green furs are putrid….unless they’re on a fabulous stole !!!
They caught the killer. From Wendy Williams
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They caught the killer. From Wendy Williams
My foremost thought during Marty Supreme was that I’m naming my firstborn Darius Khondji AFC ASC
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My foremost thought during Marty Supreme was that I’m naming my firstborn Darius Khondji AFC ASC
re: The Safdie split: I actually do think they do lose something when they’re not working together, if images are anything to go by. Benny’s got an eye for off-kilter compositions that I found lacking in Marty Supreme!
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
re: The Safdie split: I actually do think they do lose something when they’re not working together, if images are anything to go by. Benny’s got an eye for off-kilter compositions that I found lacking in Marty Supreme!