amara
@deleuze.bsky.social
spandrelist&
fraud&
water everywhere&
dancing!!!!
🤖Groid user.🤖 not everyone got an iphone!!
fraud&
water everywhere&
dancing!!!!
🤖Groid user.🤖 not everyone got an iphone!!
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When I close my eyes I dont see darkness.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
When I close my eyes I dont see darkness.
Man orders $30 of drinks, 2 millers 2 jameson tips $7, offers me a shot, tells me hes 100% Navajo (i believe him). He goes outside, has half of one drink and his shot, offers the rest to everyone else, tells them he’s 100% Navajo, leaves the bar. So upon hearing this later i simply refunded it all
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Man orders $30 of drinks, 2 millers 2 jameson tips $7, offers me a shot, tells me hes 100% Navajo (i believe him). He goes outside, has half of one drink and his shot, offers the rest to everyone else, tells them he’s 100% Navajo, leaves the bar. So upon hearing this later i simply refunded it all
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wittegenstein. . .
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
wittegenstein. . .
mate my mobile got nicked by an artful dodger at corsica while sgt poke was on the mic saying “JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES” and mind you i did -_-
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
mate my mobile got nicked by an artful dodger at corsica while sgt poke was on the mic saying “JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES” and mind you i did -_-
other than eva and i theres one doll at tempa putting her whole pussy into it w her cis gf its mad
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
other than eva and i theres one doll at tempa putting her whole pussy into it w her cis gf its mad
my opinion of british alcohol culture has changed forever upon learning their ‘singles’ are only 1oz pours and priced so too
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
my opinion of british alcohol culture has changed forever upon learning their ‘singles’ are only 1oz pours and priced so too
Getting stern looks from the wizened posh ladies of Babylon
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Getting stern looks from the wizened posh ladies of Babylon
Somehow the doner kebab exceeded all expectations FUCK !!! # foodie # welcometolondon
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Somehow the doner kebab exceeded all expectations FUCK !!! # foodie # welcometolondon
I nearly met a watery end in Dingle Bay
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I nearly met a watery end in Dingle Bay
Wake up mom the third-worldists are making the world’s least impressive discoveries and telling on how stupid they are again !!! The sad militants of desire
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Wake up mom the third-worldists are making the world’s least impressive discoveries and telling on how stupid they are again !!! The sad militants of desire
I’m about to vote for my neighbor’s cat as the Ridgewood/City council district 30 candidate 😁
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m about to vote for my neighbor’s cat as the Ridgewood/City council district 30 candidate 😁
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your honor.. six seven
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
your honor.. six seven
my landlords voice booming up to the 4th floor from outside “WHO IS GONNA PAY FOR MAMDANI??? YOU ARE!!!!” I don’t have the heart to tell him…
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
my landlords voice booming up to the 4th floor from outside “WHO IS GONNA PAY FOR MAMDANI??? YOU ARE!!!!” I don’t have the heart to tell him…
“Every parade has a right to exist in NYC” finally some fucking delightful ontology in this academy !!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“Every parade has a right to exist in NYC” finally some fucking delightful ontology in this academy !!!
From my mother’s first marriage certificate, occupation “fit model” (she likely mentioned being an FIT student who also modeled), living in Queens 😭😌
October 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
From my mother’s first marriage certificate, occupation “fit model” (she likely mentioned being an FIT student who also modeled), living in Queens 😭😌
after my uncle proofreads it im sending my app in tmrw :’) proud and happy its done… 26 pages of forms/documents/scans!! hashtag friYay ❣️
October 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
after my uncle proofreads it im sending my app in tmrw :’) proud and happy its done… 26 pages of forms/documents/scans!! hashtag friYay ❣️
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I think I'm lowkey an angel.
October 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I think I'm lowkey an angel.
Wherever you are, I hope you’re still fujoing out
October 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wherever you are, I hope you’re still fujoing out
If you ever want to apostille a name change order you need to first get a live signature from the city clerk’s office, which may be same-day or 1-3 business days. Then go to the county clerk office @ the Supreme Court, same day, short/fast line. Finally Sec State @123 Williams, dmv-tier wait.
October 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If you ever want to apostille a name change order you need to first get a live signature from the city clerk’s office, which may be same-day or 1-3 business days. Then go to the county clerk office @ the Supreme Court, same day, short/fast line. Finally Sec State @123 Williams, dmv-tier wait.
Running into Miranda at 5am in the spirit lga terminal , really a confirmation my path is lit and this ridiculously long bureaucratic quest will work out
September 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Running into Miranda at 5am in the spirit lga terminal , really a confirmation my path is lit and this ridiculously long bureaucratic quest will work out
Please where is Ms Twig’s gofundme let’s get this diva her DB face !!
September 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Please where is Ms Twig’s gofundme let’s get this diva her DB face !!
Guy trying to sell me molly at wykoff deli lowered his voice and described himself as DL. Didnt know you could do that
September 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Guy trying to sell me molly at wykoff deli lowered his voice and described himself as DL. Didnt know you could do that