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Jessica Lange definitely deserved her Oscar for this place.
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the Dolphins are playing in Spain so today his name is Vosotros-a Tagovailoa
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the Dolphins are playing in Spain so today his name is Vosotros-a Tagovailoa
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
ACC champion Duke is going to get us 2 G5 participants in the playoff
UConn retains the 1999 national championship and Jim Mora continues to do a terrific job up there. Going to a third bowl in four years.
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
ACC champion Duke is going to get us 2 G5 participants in the playoff
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Gus Johnson just made the exact noise he would emit if a chestburster emerged from him
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Gus Johnson just made the exact noise he would emit if a chestburster emerged from him
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
Yessirrrrrrr
I hope a lot of you from places far away read (and support) this @mississippifreepress.org story and realize when you damn a “red” to what “it asked for” you’re no less a ghoul than those on the other side.
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yessirrrrrrr
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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A lot of Pop Leftism is not actually leftism, it is Discontent at the Status Quo and a key lesson from this past decade is that you need more than just general discontent, because it can and will be channeled to reactionary causes.
i'm a classical social democrat. i think we should raise tax on the upper tax brackets, increase broad-based tax enforcement, and provide universal programs on transit, housing, and healthcare. this apparently is viewed as neoliberalism
you get the feeling that half of the people involved want like, Dubai/Saudi style taxation but leftistly
October 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A lot of Pop Leftism is not actually leftism, it is Discontent at the Status Quo and a key lesson from this past decade is that you need more than just general discontent, because it can and will be channeled to reactionary causes.
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Tulane heard y’all were coming for its football coach and decided to play defense.
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tulane heard y’all were coming for its football coach and decided to play defense.
This dipshit doesn’t know how the internet works. You said something dumb, I pointed it out. You don’t want people in your mentions? Post things that are smarter, bitch.
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This dipshit doesn’t know how the internet works. You said something dumb, I pointed it out. You don’t want people in your mentions? Post things that are smarter, bitch.
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Trey Yesavage / Trois Ouisauvage
October 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trey Yesavage / Trois Ouisauvage
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Probably best to chase it indefinitely
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Probably best to chase it indefinitely
Only 2/3 of the American’s owls will hoot at you (we’re too busy counting our private prison money 😞)
Last season at this time, "oh wait, Indiana's probably gonna make the Playoff" was still a brand-new realization, one that some people would never come to terms with
Now it's "oh wait, Indiana could win the national title"
Now it's "oh wait, Indiana could win the national title"
Indiana’s title path is legit this time, plus James Franklin seems cooked
Until Saturday is The Athletic's free CFB newsletter.
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October 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Only 2/3 of the American’s owls will hoot at you (we’re too busy counting our private prison money 😞)
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title.
John Carpenter’s Anatomy of a Murder.
John Carpenter’s Anatomy of a Murder.
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to title.
John Carpenter's The Thing From Another World
John Carpenter's The Thing From Another World
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to title.
John Carpenter's The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
John Carpenter's The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title.
John Carpenter’s Anatomy of a Murder.
John Carpenter’s Anatomy of a Murder.
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One of the fundamental truths we need to acknowledge in this moment is that domestic violence is where fascists learned how to get away with their violence.
“What did you do to provoke him?” is exactly what victims hear when they try to seek help in an abusive relationship.
“What did you do to provoke him?” is exactly what victims hear when they try to seek help in an abusive relationship.
Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
One of the fundamental truths we need to acknowledge in this moment is that domestic violence is where fascists learned how to get away with their violence.
“What did you do to provoke him?” is exactly what victims hear when they try to seek help in an abusive relationship.
“What did you do to provoke him?” is exactly what victims hear when they try to seek help in an abusive relationship.
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actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0
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They started with day laborers and students and journalists because they knew no one who voted for them would care. They're trying to snatch Ian Roberts in Iowa for the same reason (because he's black). They'll get to the rest of us soon enough.
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They started with day laborers and students and journalists because they knew no one who voted for them would care. They're trying to snatch Ian Roberts in Iowa for the same reason (because he's black). They'll get to the rest of us soon enough.
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We've done the math: Born Jan. 3, 1975, Danica McKellar is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Danica! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
September 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We've done the math: Born Jan. 3, 1975, Danica McKellar is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Danica! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.